Toyota Develops New Plant Species
oznigot writes "Yes, that's Toyota, the car company. In what appears to be a publicity stunt to promote their hybrid vehicle technology Toyota has developed a new species of plant. Of the Cherry Sage shrub family, the new plant absorbs nitrogen oxide and other substances from the air better than the original Cherry Sage." Update: 10/16 00:01 GMT by Z : Original link removed.
How long before we have giant hydroponic farms full of these plants just cleaning the air?
Toyota!
> the new plant absorbs nitrogen oxide and other substances from the air better than the original Cherry Sage.
But unfortunately releases them again when you smoke it.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
start to develope plants as well. Can you recall a tree for safety problems?
We should plant a bunch of these near a city to absorb the pollution and so that we can cut them all down to build new developments! Fun!
Of the Cherry Sage shrub family, the new plant absorbs nitrogen oxide and other substances from the air better than the original Cherry Sage.
Does this mean that the famed "intelligent designer" is really Toyota?
I welcome our new Cherry Sage developing Japanese overlords.
It should be noted that the car division of Toyota did not create this plant, but rather a company they own: "Toyota Roof Garden Co". Not sure why it is such great news that a gardening company made a plant..
And I thought I had a bad habbit of killing kittens...
"We need a way to promote our new hybrid."
"Recycling campaign?"
"Nah, we need something different..."
"How about a tree..."
"What? Plant a tree?"
"No... We make a new one!"
"But we make automobiles..."
"Exactly, no one will see it coming!"
"How many botanists do we have on staff again? Oh, that's right, NONE!"
"Relax, I'm sure a few guys on the line do it as a hobby."
ok, so this new GE plant absorbs more stuff from the air.... where does this go? What does the plant do with it? Does it release the same amount of stuff that it absorbed when it dies? Does it turn it into something else?
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In the other news GM said it has developed a new species of "Chevy" Sage Shrub family. The new "Chevy" will be sold for $350 per "pot". People can smoke this "Pot" and absorb all the oxides like nitrogen oxide, sulfur dioxide that are good for the health.
With the rise of larger and larger vehicles, and the questions that have arisen regarding their impact, most of the attention has been focused squarely on the fuel economy issues. Now, I will be the first one to admit that the matter of gas consumption needs to be taken seriously and many vehicles out there are a simply irresponsible purchase with gas prices being what they are, even if the people buying them can afford to fill them. The rise in demand is increasing prices for everyone.
So, hybrids are being rushed onto the scene as fast as possible. Great, eh?
Not quite.
By addressing the fuel economy problem and thinking that it is the end of the concerns with the larger vechicles on the road, we are ignoring the most important of them all, which is the danger they pose on the road to other drivers.
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Yes, the site is biased, but their sources are another matter.
It's ironic to think that with the introduction of more hybrids, we will see more SUVs on the road, which will increase the death rate for drivers all across the U.S.
Maybe this will minimize the "smells like ass in here" comments i always get in my car...
Maybe you should stop shitting all over your passenger seat.
Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
Can you recall a tree for safety problems?
No, but you can recall corn.
"the new species does so 1.3 times more effectively"
Why doesn't Toyota just spend the time and money cultivating the natural species, increasing its biomass by 30%? Maybe by planting it all around their car factories, to compensate for the vast pollution their machines spew into the sky every day. Without tinkering with yet another complex global ecosystem they don't understand?
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They'd accompish more simply improving mileage. The fact that an electrical engineer on his own with a few grand worth of batteries and adding a recharging feature improved gas mileage to 200mpg just proves that there is resistence to improving mileage. Not to sound star chamber but the only thing that makes sense is the car and gas companies are working together on this one. The hybrides all originally came out of Japan because american oil companies have less influence there. With the amount of driving I do a 200 mpg hybride would mean I could get by on filling up about 3X a year. Considering most of my driving is less than 5 or 10 miles a trip I might actually do much better. Would I pay an extra $5,000 for a 200mpg car, absolutely. In case of emergency, gas shortages, I could run a long time on a five gallon can of gas.
Nice.... the main article now links to the goatse man. Some guy playing with his redirecting no doubt. Mind you, it does kinda look like some flesh eating virus/plant thing. Great for work.
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Either someone is very a quick hacker, or this was a pre-planned exploit, but the article redirects to goatse. Now lets watch Slashdot's finest (the so-called editors) take a couple of hours to correct this.
The page died before I could continue loading; my WiFi is bad in my room. But FF told me that the link to goatse.ca died...
Look at the source of the page.
" Japan Today - News - Toyota devises shrub to purify, cool airwindow.location="http://goatse.ca/""
Someone hacked the page to redirect to the Goatse.
Due to financial difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Awesome, some jackass got into their db and changed the title slightly:
3 99' -O - | grep title
$ wget 'http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&id=351
<title>Japan Today - News - Toyota devises shrub to purify, cool air<script>window.location="http://goatse.ca/" </script> - Japan's Leading International News Network</title>
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Toyota devises shrub to purify, cool air
Friday, October 7, 2005 at 05:00 JST
NAGOYA -- Toyota Motor Corp said Thursday it has developed a new
species of the Cherry Sage shrub family that effectively absorbs
harmful substances in the air.
The new species, called Kirsch Pink, will be sold for 380 yen per pot
through Toyota Roof Garden Co, a Toyota Motor subsidiary, from March
next year. While Cherry Sage plants are known to absorb nitrogen
oxide, sulfur dioxide and other harmful substances in the air, the new
species does so 1.3 times more effectively, the automaker said.
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Hey, most plant companies make plants -- but not ones that reduce pollution. As an organic gardener amongst other things, I like it that I can get pretty much what I want in certain areas -- and I only mildly complain that some of it is hybrid and won't breed true so I can save seeds. That's a lot of bother that's rarely worth it. But this is a new thing, and a good direction, assuming it's truly an improvement. As a sometimes "farmer" I never thought oxides of nitrogen raining down on my garden were a bad thing, since otherwise I'd have to pay for them as fertilizer in some form, whether compost or chemical. But I live in the sticks, too, where pollution isn't yet a problem. We are in fact already paying to reduce nitrogen oxides, as our auto engines are mandated to be low compression, which means lower thermodynamic efficiency (poorer gas milage) to reduce nitrogen oxides in the first place. Although I'm dreaming here, it would seem a good thing for the planet to solve this in some way that didn't mandate greater use of fossil fuel. Hope this is the first of many. After all, plants can make more plants without our help, they have a lot of gain in effort over machines that don't self replicate.
Today would be the day I actually try to RTFA.... *shudder*
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actually, I heard a screech from my pregnant wife while I was going into the kitchen. I thought some sort of animal got inside the house. She'd never seen the pic before. She was expecting to see a cherry sage plant, not a cherry ass pic plant.
Getting the NOX out of the air is a good thing. Hopefully the plants can be used for some other purpose (shade? power production? General catalytic conversion?) but unfortunately the article is now the goatse guy.
Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
But how has this been achieved? A new species, not just a new variety?
Evolutionary biologists will be jumping with joy as actual speciation has not been observed very often in the wild. Doing it in the lab/greenhouse is a very big feat, if this is not just a journalist with intelligence on par with their html injection security?
One definition of 'species' is that it can not reproduce with another species. If it is still able to reproduce with the parent species, it is not a separate species but a variety. Seedgrowers create new varieties (with desirable traits) but never create new species.
As for the OP's [stupid] question: Never, it will prove to be much more economic just to produce cars that pollute less. If this really true it is nothing more than a token gesture. 'Buy one of these silly plants and you can drive a SUV to get your groceries with a clear conscience'.
It would be much more environmentally friendly if the car came with a folding bike in the boot and occasionally refused to start to force the Fat American Mom to do some physical exercise. (except that healthy american moms live longer, which is actually worse for the environment. In that vein, A SUV with a pinto-quality fueltank and a boot full of 'killing you softly' cigarettes would be much more beneficial for the environment
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It was aweful, she said nothing just ran out of the room to her mother.
A SHUBBERY!!!!!
One that looks nice and is not too expensive. Ideally, there'd be a second one as well, slightly higher than the first, creating a two-tier effect. With a path in the middle.
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
Let them think they're clever, we have Bush and nukes... *cough*points out "terrorism"*cough*
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Hell, if linking to goatse isn't terrorism, I don't know what is!
Would you kindly mod me +1 insightful?