Toyota Develops New Plant Species
oznigot writes "Yes, that's Toyota, the car company. In what appears to be a publicity stunt to promote their hybrid vehicle technology Toyota has developed a new species of plant. Of the Cherry Sage shrub family, the new plant absorbs nitrogen oxide and other substances from the air better than the original Cherry Sage." Update: 10/16 00:01 GMT by Z : Original link removed.
> the new plant absorbs nitrogen oxide and other substances from the air better than the original Cherry Sage.
But unfortunately releases them again when you smoke it.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
start to develope plants as well. Can you recall a tree for safety problems?
We should plant a bunch of these near a city to absorb the pollution and so that we can cut them all down to build new developments! Fun!
Of the Cherry Sage shrub family, the new plant absorbs nitrogen oxide and other substances from the air better than the original Cherry Sage.
Does this mean that the famed "intelligent designer" is really Toyota?
I welcome our new Cherry Sage developing Japanese overlords.
It should be noted that the car division of Toyota did not create this plant, but rather a company they own: "Toyota Roof Garden Co". Not sure why it is such great news that a gardening company made a plant..
"We need a way to promote our new hybrid."
"Recycling campaign?"
"Nah, we need something different..."
"How about a tree..."
"What? Plant a tree?"
"No... We make a new one!"
"But we make automobiles..."
"Exactly, no one will see it coming!"
"How many botanists do we have on staff again? Oh, that's right, NONE!"
"Relax, I'm sure a few guys on the line do it as a hobby."
ok, so this new GE plant absorbs more stuff from the air.... where does this go? What does the plant do with it? Does it release the same amount of stuff that it absorbed when it dies? Does it turn it into something else?
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With the rise of larger and larger vehicles, and the questions that have arisen regarding their impact, most of the attention has been focused squarely on the fuel economy issues. Now, I will be the first one to admit that the matter of gas consumption needs to be taken seriously and many vehicles out there are a simply irresponsible purchase with gas prices being what they are, even if the people buying them can afford to fill them. The rise in demand is increasing prices for everyone.
So, hybrids are being rushed onto the scene as fast as possible. Great, eh?
Not quite.
By addressing the fuel economy problem and thinking that it is the end of the concerns with the larger vechicles on the road, we are ignoring the most important of them all, which is the danger they pose on the road to other drivers.
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Yes, the site is biased, but their sources are another matter.
It's ironic to think that with the introduction of more hybrids, we will see more SUVs on the road, which will increase the death rate for drivers all across the U.S.
Maybe this will minimize the "smells like ass in here" comments i always get in my car...
Maybe you should stop shitting all over your passenger seat.
Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
Can you recall a tree for safety problems?
No, but you can recall corn.
Nice.... the main article now links to the goatse man. Some guy playing with his redirecting no doubt. Mind you, it does kinda look like some flesh eating virus/plant thing. Great for work.
I.O.U One Sig.
Either someone is very a quick hacker, or this was a pre-planned exploit, but the article redirects to goatse. Now lets watch Slashdot's finest (the so-called editors) take a couple of hours to correct this.
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Today would be the day I actually try to RTFA.... *shudder*
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actually, I heard a screech from my pregnant wife while I was going into the kitchen. I thought some sort of animal got inside the house. She'd never seen the pic before. She was expecting to see a cherry sage plant, not a cherry ass pic plant.
It was aweful, she said nothing just ran out of the room to her mother.