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Gizmondo Tilts At Windmills
The always excellent Game Over feature on CNN reports on the upcoming launch of the Gizmondo portable console, and what a colossally bad idea it is. From the article: "Assuming you do want to play one of those games, it's going to be a frustrating affair. The system's D-pad controller doesn't lend itself to accurate aiming, particularly in fast-paced games. Of course, you have to turn on the Gizmondo to play games or take advantage of any of its offerings. This is not a quick task. In fact, it takes 48 seconds. (Compare that to less than five seconds on the Nintendo DS.) "
No way man, they sold *hundreds* of NGage's.
Dave
I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
what are they smoking!
Nintendo's dust.
The $229 version forces you to watch them.
The $179 version randomly spews profanity and flatulence sounds at high volumes.
The $149 version kicks your shins and sheds asbestos.
The $99 version calls your girlfriend and tells her you never loved her, then puts out a mafia hit on you.
The $49 version only shows episodes of 'Caroline in the City', and is glued permanently to your face.
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Nope, the bible is the top selling fiction book of all time. (:
*ducks away from the hordes of angry christians*
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