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Slacker or Sick
dancpsu writes "Researchers at Temple University's College of Health Professions found that early nerve damage caused by repetitive strain injuries can trigger "sick worker" syndrome -- often mistaken for poor performance. They discovered that nerve injuries caused by low-force, highly repetitive work can be blamed on an onslaught of cytokines -- proteins that help start inflammation. Unexpectedly, the researchers also found that the cytokines affected the rats' psychosocial responses. At three weeks, even before the rats experienced pain from their wrist injuries, they began to self-regulate their work behavior. By five weeks to eight weeks, when cytokine production reached "peak" levels, some rats curled up in a ball and slept in between tasks."
When did employers ACTUALLY start hiring real rats for the rat race?
Oh, sorry, I read the story a bit more carefully now. Never mind.
Why slashdot? Why not?
What kind of exercises give rats "wrist injuries"? Did they get little rat-sized keyboards?
....must
....turn
....off
....the
....inter...net
!
my precious!
evil hobitses!
/me quickly opens 12 more firefox tabs
(heavy breathing)
(straining reaching)
(eyes watering)
(millimeters from powerbutton)
(hand shaking violently) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Not only were the rats sleepy, but their code was buggy as hell.
Hello, Peter. We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Middle.
Management.
*shrug* If they didn't hire rats, there'd be unemployed MBAs and JDs clogging up the gutters. It's as much a public health issue as anything else.
News for Geeks in Austin, TX
No wonder I've been nodding off at wo...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Amazing! Your head hit just the 'z' key, and held down the SHIFT key simultaneously for the first one! And then, somehow, your computer submitted your comment. How do you do that?
I wish I could do that.
Anyway, more seriously: Why is this story tagged as humor? I read the article, and there's really nothing funny in it.
Not that that stops us from taking it lightly, of course.
I got my Linux laptop at System76.
who felt just like the rats?
MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Matt Perry. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'.
ARTHUR: What?
MAYNARD: '... the Castle of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'.
BEDEVERE: What is that?
MAYNARD: He must have fallen asleep while typing it.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR: Look, if he was falling asleep, he wouldn't bother to type 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'. He'd just snore it!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what's written in the post!
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up.
"Excuse me, did you say 'Trekker'? The word is 'Trekkie.' I should know; I created them." -- Gene Roddenberry
Your hand is so sore you can barely write with it; your fingers seem permanently dented where your pencil resides.. in fact, every muscle in your body aches. Theyve been aching for so long you cant remember.. painkillers do nothing now. Youve had 8 strong coffees, your mind is numb and throbbs... Your neck is so stiff and sore... not a wink of sleep in days, yet you just couldnt fully fall asleep if you tried. Social interaction is futile - you can barely manage to utter coherent language, and most of such encounters are awkward and embarassing. All you can do is calculation, logic - the world around you seems etherally mechanical, filled with logical/mathematical portent. Youve been sitting on your bed for 12 hours straight, listening to the same song over and over, its 4AM, and nothing makes any sense anymore.
I agree, I am at a University too, and I feel just like that when grading exams.
Possible failure looms, watches you like a hawk - it forces you onward, mercilissly. Theres over 20 hours more material to study. The exam starts in 4 hours.
Oh. Never mind.
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