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  1. Re: Nature is fighting against gays... on 13-Year-Old Finds Fungus Deadly To AIDS Patients Growing On Trees · · Score: 1

    always be careful with bush meat.

    one wrong move, and a portion of your paycheck will be commandeered for 18 years.

  2. Re:Accuracy on Foam-Spraying Quadcopter Becomes a Flying 3D Printer · · Score: 1

    If we can load up that quad copter with hot grits, and then fly it over to Natalie Portman's place, and ....-nevermind.

  3. Re:That main issue is actually the solution. on Researchers Find Problems With Rules of Bitcoin · · Score: 2

    "...more than 1 coin this year without sacrificing much space or melting your face off."

    Melting your face off is half the fun!

  4. Re: it's a trap on New Moon Found Orbiting Neptune · · Score: 1

    That's no comment!

  5. Re: So... on Why Your Sysadmin Hates You · · Score: 5, Funny

    manager: "Sysadmins hate us for our freedoms!"

    sysadmin: "I'm standing right here John."

    manager: "The global caliphate of sysadmins threaten our children!"

    sysadmin: "I'm still standing right here John."

    manager: "Sysadmins will kill all our children."

    (sysadmin pulls out cell phone, and initiates an scp of a transaction dump, showing all the embezzlement, hookers and blow, said manager has been prodigiously enjoying.)

  6. Re:Why don't businesses get it? on PayPal Denies Teen Reward For Finding Bug · · Score: 1

    as a person whom recently saw an SNL rerun, I read your entire bit about "cork sniffers" and was rotflmao.

    cork soaking at it's best!

  7. Re:And You Are Some Magic Insect Sorting Entity? on UN Says: Why Not Eat More Insects? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I never eat anything with a faece.

  8. iPad Jesus spotted on i50. iDetails on at 11.

  9. Re:OSX is better anyway on Microsoft's "New Coke" Moment? · · Score: 1

    agree with everything except: " Apple has more cash on hand than the federal government."

    The federal government has Helicopter Ben. Not even Jobs had that power.

  10. Re:Evidence of Pyramid Scheme on Is Bitcoin Mining a Real-World Environmental Problem? · · Score: 1

    fiat is a scheme. and much worse than that of the pyramid variation.

    evidence: people in scheme denying vehemently that it's a scheme.

  11. Re:technical solution already available -- goggles on Laser Strikes On Aircraft Becoming Epidemic · · Score: 1

    That won't work.

    The 76 year old man will divert power from life support to engage a rapid entropic backscatter modulation to phasers, to circumvent the frequency tuned shields. It'll be over in just a few seconds.

  12. mulllll-teee-passs? on Kepler Sees Partial Exoplanetary Eclipse · · Score: 2

    Leeloo Dallas multipass.

  13. first stroke! on Stroke Risk Spikes In Healthy Adults Who Don't Get Enough Sleep · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    fs

  14. Escher on MakerBot Industries Brings Manufacturing Back To Brooklyn · · Score: 1

    can someone print a 3d sketch of two printers printing each other into existence?

  15. Re:Not possible, Ace. on America's Next Bomber: Unmanned, Unlimited Range, Aimed At China · · Score: 2

    we can write a bash script to handle the welcome.

  16. Re:somewhere... on Man Builds 737 Simulator In a Garage · · Score: 1

    For $150,000, a really decent Stearman can be had.

  17. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at on Looking For iPad, Police Find 750 Pounds of Meth · · Score: 1

    At first glance, I read:

    Looking For iPad, Police Find 750 Pounds of man

    to which I thought, "naturally. I confuse the two all the time."

  18. Re:Blue eyes? on Chinese Boy Claims To Have Cat-Like Night Vision · · Score: 2

    the hair on the back of my neck just stood up.

    and applauded.

  19. Re:I'd start by shooting the Captain.... on What To Do With a 1,000 Foot Wrecked Cruise Ship? · · Score: 1

    I think we're doing a pretty good job of that ourselves.

    Even as we become a nation of bureaucratic document shufflers, I watched the Republican debates, and had the privilege of witnessing the golden rule being booed, and killing cheered.

  20. Re:Sounds awesome! on Town Turns Off the Lights To See the Stars · · Score: 5, Funny

    maybe his light needs to have an unfortunate accident...

  21. Re:Ken Murray's blog on How Doctors Die · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "it takes more and more coffee just to reach normal alertness"

    that would explain why my 95 year old grandfather who has been drinking coffee for 84 years, now drinks seven thousand five hundred and twenty one gallons of coffee each morning.

    He started with one cup, one fine morning in 1927. And from there it just took "more and more coffee just to reach normal alertness".

    Without it, it's like he's preserved in carbonite.

    Thank you for your helpful explanation of the dangers of coffee.

  22. Re:Great! on German Court Issues Injunction Against iPhone & iPad · · Score: 1

    At first, I didn't agree with slashdot's evolution, with the majority modding down the minority, but then again, this is kind of similar to real world media, where Fox News, MSNBC, CNN (and others), try and drive the dialogue, with the help of their viewers, and the minority with diverging opinion from the mainstream have a very tiny voice. But persistence can make up for this, persistence and purity of argument.

    It takes a persistent minority to continue to bring contrary, sometimes forgotten, sometimes unpopular views into the debate mix.

    I for one, have tired of the left/right dialogue. Maybe libertarianism is just like any other ism, in that it doesn't have all the solutions, could never work in a pure form. But perhaps that's true of any "ism". But I think I'm being reasonable when I ask for just a few things:

    1. Stop the bleeding. We have to stop the deficit spending. I don't care whose watch or whose administration did the most damage, it doesn't matter anymore. We'll never reverse the direction the debt is going until we put the brakes on deficit spending, and current projections show no end in sight. 1.3 trillion in revenue, with a 1.4 trillion shortfall on 2.7 trillion in planned spending is beyond ridiculous. Not to mention, there's more to the problem then public debt. Private debt is a problem that nobody's talking about. Fewer and fewer Americans convert their labor into capital. They are simply consumption machines. Consumption machines with record levels of debt.

    2. Once the bleeding is stopped, we have to start chiseling away at the debt.

    Anyway, I appreciate your posts. I bet you're a real interesting fellow in person.

  23. Re:Great! on German Court Issues Injunction Against iPhone & iPad · · Score: 1

    I have been away. But today I logged in and found gifts awaiting me, and I shared these gifts with those whose nimble fingers pound out prodigious prose in defense of liberty.

    My hat is off to you.

  24. Re:Cyber Monday at IDC! on Will Windows 8 Be Ready For Release In 2012? · · Score: 2

    lmao. "escape goats"

    "HEEEYA!!!! Faster varmint!!!!"

  25. Re:Capacitive screen on Sub-$100 Android 4.0 Tablet Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    I like mine with fat juicy borders anyway...