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Mars Swings Unusually Close to Earth
amazon10x writes "Mars will come unusually close to the Earth on Saturday; the second time in 60,000 years. The last occurrence was in 2003. 'This is the best we're going to see Mars, so we should strike the iron while it is hot,' said Kelly Beatty, executive editor of Sky & Telescope magazine. The Red Planet will be 43.1 million miles from Earth at 11:25pm [Eastern time]." Update by J : Starting a few hours after sunset, look fairly high in the eastern sky.
What time zone is that time in?
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Road trip!
With all the natural disasters lately, I'm stocking up on food and water in case it hits.
Call Bruce Willis and Professor Frink!
Don't tell me this, just as I'm (re-)reading War of the Worlds!
Given advances in technology by that point, it should make a great time to put men on Mars.
How long will we have to wait intil we're advanced enough to put women there as well?
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So that's 3:25am UTC Sunday morning?
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Great - The UK (and many other countries) flip back to GMT\UTC Sunday morning, so now my head hurts trying to work out when I have to set my alarm so I can get up, get get dressed, go outside, and stand disapointedly staring at a cloud covered sky
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This is obviously a Martian invasion plan. First they submit a story to /. that doesn't contain the timezone which confuses us a bit. Then they choose a time zone that plenty of people don't know (judging by the other comments). Then, and this is the one that really convinced me it's an invasion, they make sure that the conversion from the given timezone to to the ones used in Europe is as difficult as possible (most of Europe switches from daylight savings time to standard time on that night). This is a cunning ploy to keep us on the back foot while they get their ships of death in place. It should be evidence enough for any one.
To arms, the Martians are coming.
P.S. There are some dubious looking bumps in the sand on Mars. I think they might be hiding WMDs!
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Don't underestimate the Martians. They got one out of three spatial probes so far.
This is just so the demons can use those teleport pads to beam themselves to Earth. Here's hoping that by the time they arrive, we've figured out how to hold a flashlight AND a gun!
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It sounds like CNN looked up the orbital distance from Mars and assumed that it orbits the Earth...
This controversy should be taught in schools. Gravity is a theory, not a fact.
The attraction between earth and mars is then
6.67*10^-11*6*10^24*6.4*10^23/(54*10^9)^2 = 8,7*10^16 Newton
(metric units)
it seems a large number but if you see the mass of the earth 6*10^24 it means every kg recives a force of 1,5*10^-8 Newton.
My weight is about 80 kg it means the mars attracts me with 1,2*10^-6 N what is about 0,12 mg.
Just to get some idea of relations...
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Couldn't be much more from the heart.
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but, honestly, they're still just friends
We can't very well send both men and women since they wouldn't be able to control themselves. :)
An it will continue to pass closer and closer until *SPLAT*.
Haven't you noticed? 5 years ago, it would have been rare to meet 2 dense induhviduals in a week! Now, I usually encounter at least 1 a day. This accumulating density is subtly increasing the Earth's gravitational field. (Yes, yhat's also why your scale keeps going up.)
I believe reality television is to blame. I eagerly tuned in to the first season of Survivor, thinking "Oh boy! Televised Darwin Awards!" But, wha?? They *vote* people off? The smart people? This isn't "survival of the fittest", it's survival of the weaseliest. (It is so a word, Dilbert says so and that's good enough for me!)
And weaselness is closly related to denseness. Don't believe me? Take a minute to talk to your upper management. Then another minute to see what they get away with. See!?
Oh, I disagree. I got this eMail a few weeks back, and it, like, said that Mars would be as big as the moon in the sky. I'd say that's pretty reliable. You, Mr. Science, are not at all reliable with all of your facts measurements and stuff like that. Jeez! If congress says Mars will be big then it must be true! They like, know stuff.
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I wonder if they are reporting on Mars that Earth is passing unusually close. Does mars even use universal time?
They use this new sort of witchcraft called 'math,' along with arcane properties such as trajectory, velocity, etc.
Woman won't go to Mars until there are shoe shops waiting for them.
> also, /. has tons of non-American (or non-British) readers.
For your information, a ton is 1000 kilos which is 2207,50551 lb (there are both US, UK and international tons - I was calculating with the "metric ton").
This was a public service announcement brought to you by jchillerup (who is Danish and uses SI-units in his country).
I am so tired of this story. Every 22 months it comes back and I have to explain it to all the non-technical members of my extended family who ask me about it, expecting a freaking flash in the sky or a moon sized UFO or some crazy crap like that.
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Think about this: all of these people are voters. Now extrapolate to environemental policies, energy issues, stem cell research
Freedom is on the march!
One simple rule for its versus it's
"It's a once in a lifetime event! Of course in astronomy we get five or six of those a year."
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