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Can Your Mouth Become Multilingual?
Roland Piquepaille writes "During a videoconference last week between Karlsruhe, Germany, and Carnegie Mellon University (CMU), Pittsburgh, USA, the talk of Alex Waibel, from CMU, was automatically translated in German and Spanish. Both the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (PPG) and the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review (PTR) attended the conference, took pictures and were impressed by this new 'open domain' speech-to-speech translation. This new computer technology is based on artificial intelligence (AI) and statistical methods. During the demonstration, the speaker had electrodes attached to his face and his neck, but the researchers think that these electrodes could be implanted into your mouth and your throat in a decade from now -- if you agree of course."
Oh yeah. Please. Right now. Insert the electrodes into me right now. I can't wait!
Is it fascism yet?
Neither of the links are to his blog, so at least he's not using /. as his personal piggy-bank.
So I won't even have to use a phone to get my speech intercepted, The Bad Guys [tm] now can directly wiretap my mouth. Perhaps this can be intercepted by chewing on my tinfoil hat?
Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
Why does he keep saying "My hovercraft is full of eels??"
When I smash my thumb accidentally with a hammer, for a few seconds I can swear I am multilingual.
Table-ized A.I.
Klingon for the masses!
Table-ized A.I.
...processing the logic of certain languages
Yeah, i'll be impressed when somebody makes software that can process the logic of perl. oh wait...
Indeed. It still centuries last for computers really the capacity to approach sense construction of the human languages also but slightly of course.
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
I hope they don't use it for diplomatic purposes, though:
U.S. Official discussing a movie: "In that case, I'd have to say that it bombed royally."
Foreign dignitary upon hearing translation: "Look out! He's got a bomb in his case and he's trying to kill the King!"
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Roland: the anagram lover's Ronald.
As soon as my girlfriend slips her tongue in my mouth, it becomes multi-tongued and French.
And then I wake up.
I just did exactly this (translate from English to German to English).
I now understand how several of my coworkers write their emails.
"During the demonstration, the speaker had electrodes attached to his face and his neck, but the researchers think that these electrodes could be implanted into your mouth and your throat in a decade from now -- if you agree of course."
*shakes head*
NO NO NO, they've got it all wrong.. you implant a fish in your ear. That's how you speak multilingual, it's true.. i've read it in a book and even seen it in a movie (it must be true)
Imagine someone hacking your personal translator while you are on a trip abroad:
Hotel clerk: Rooms are 150 Euros a night.
[Translated:] Rooms are 150 Euros a night.
You: I won't pay over $130
[Hack-Translated:] Deal
Hotel clerk: Sign here
I can think of many other scenarios, some funny, some sophomoric, and some downright evil.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
Why would you want to speak something other than American? Are you a terrorist?
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