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Australian Do Not Call Register

green-e writes "Looks like us Aussies are finally introducing a national 'Do Not Call' register. Under the plan all telemarketers would be banned from calling homes after 8pm on weekdays and 5pm on weekends. Companies that call a household on the register could face fines of up to $220,000 (AU), which could be legislated early next year. About time something like this should be set up. How effective has it been in the US ?"

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  1. As an Australian I can honestly say by AbRASiON · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's about time.

    This is awesome and I hope it's enforced thoroughly.
    Sure it's going to cost some people some jobs - but lately the calls have been coming from other countries anyhow.

    Marketing is invasive enough as it is, my number at home is not to be called for any old reason - this is just plain RUDE, 30 years ago you wouldn't dream of this crap happening.

    1. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by ankarbass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not on the american register. But, I've noticed several things.

      1) There ARE fewer calls. Fewer companies seem to be willing to risk the fines or pay for the lists.

      2) Companies seem to love to play the "We have a relationship" card much more than they used to. They go out of their way to make sure I know that.

      3) Those that call are much more aggressive. They are using automatic systems to make calls more and more. I seldom get a person directly on the other end. Even though I only get a few calls a month, it is for this and other reasons that I'm ditching my landline and going to voip only.

      With voip it is both easy to have multiple phone numbers that can be changed quickly. Further it's much easier to filter by caller id and completely control how each call is handled. f you don't know the secret personal number which I can change at the drop of a hat, you won't get to talk directly to me ever. I have separate permanent numbers for places I do business with so that they will ALWAYS have to leave a message. Those numbers can take ALL the junk calls they want to dish out because they will NEVER ring a phone in my house. Only my personal voip numbers ring a phone and only if your number hasn't been blacklisted.

      Voip is to phones what email is to postal mail. Your physical address no longer has any meaning and it's easy to set it up so that you control what is coming and going based on how available you want to be.

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    2. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by dotwaffle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe it's just me - but I'm really scared by VoIP. Don't get me wrong, I think it's great, and Asterisk is an amazing tool, but if I can set it up, so can Mr. 419-Nigeria-Scam, so can Mr. Viagra-automated-selling-tool. I can see a time when my phone is going to ring every 30 seconds, and it's going to be a marketer from a foreign country who does not recognise the UK's Telephone Preference Scheme.

      I can see trouble ahead.

    3. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also a lot worse in Australia than here. I visited friends in Australia in Feb 2004, and spent time staying at three separate houses the weeks I was there. It wasn't unusual to get 10 to 15 calls every night, weekend included.

      At least my hosts had the sense not to spend much time on these people, happily shouting a big FUCK OFF down the phone before hanging up and getting back to life.

      Australians are a lot more dependent on land lines too, than here. I know many people in CA who don't have a land line at all.

    4. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by tpgp · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, as an Australian I can honestly say that this will be useless.

      From TFA:

      Market research companies, pollsters, charities and religious organisations are likely to be exempted.


      Riiiiiiggght.... Market resarch companies on the list of exempted organisations?

      I'm also quite sure that Politicians will be exempt from this.

      And quite frankly - the one person I do not want spamming me is John Howard (lying Australian Prime minister)

      This is the phone message he left on many peoples phones prior to the last election:

      JOHN HOWARD (phone message): Hello, I'm John Howard. I've taken the unusual step of contacting you with this recorded message to let you know we have recently announced what our first seven tasks will be if re-elected to office. So on Saturday, I ask you vote for your local Liberal member Peter Lindsay. This is John Howard. Thank you for your time.


      Think about it - will you trust a do-not-call register from a goverment with a prime minister willing to make marketing calls and send email spam through his son's company?
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    5. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by m4dm4n · · Score: 2, Funny

      I get a certain kind of sick pleasure when asking the person on the other side to explain the offer in detail and then leaving the phone on the desk while I go back to whatever I was doing.

    6. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by DingerX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, in the US, I was on the Do-not-call list, and it did kill a lot of the calls I was getting. For a while. Then election season rolled around and I got call after call from these robo-dialing get-out-the-vote thing. Excuse me? You don't even have the courtesy to pay someone to interrupt my day, and you want me to VOTE for your sorry ass? What kind of a mandate are you looking for? "A vote for me is a vote for more automated government intrusions on your personal life!"

      Then someone figured out that "market research" can also be used for marketing purposes. So the calls started coming back:

      Sir, I'm doing a market survey. What do you think of the [em]Gazette[/em]'s new layout and extensive sports coverage?

      The real solution is burn your phone.

    7. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by minorproblem · · Score: 4, Funny

      I ussually just start talking in swedish and they go away pretty quickly, works with those hobos who ask for money also.

    8. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also it is only for certain hours, they can still call you during the 5:30 - 7:30 time slot when most people are home for dinner. Having once worked a 5yr stint on night shift I know unsolicited calls and door knockers are a pain in the arse. I had a routine that went like this...

      Knock, KnoWooof, wooof,wooofock,wooKffGRRRRRRbark,yapyap,,,,KnHoooo wwwl..SIT!
      I stomp to front door in my jocks and fling it open looking like the angry love child of Einstien and a 220lb Gorrila...
      Me: "What?"
      Door knocker: "Oh,umm,err, sorry...did I wake you?"
      Me (calmer voice): "No, I was getting up anyway..." - wait for them to relax just a touch- "...TO KILL THE FUCKING DOG!". Slam.

      They are getting worse, sometimes I pick up the phone and the trained baboon on the other end has put me on hold!!!

      Here's the catch, the companies actually manage to stay in bussiness,ie: it works?!? There can only be one reason for that, there are some people who buy into the bullshit and therfore encourage it. If you know one of these people and want to help them gain some self-respect, telling cold callers to fuck off is a fun and rewarding therapy.

      Offtopic: As another slashdotter from OZ I also remember the "pick me" calls from Johnny, but how corrupt is the current "marketing" of the proposed IR changes. I encourage the government to adverstise the law, but the IR changes are still only Johnny's proposal and his party should pay for the propoganda,,,err,,,advertising. OTOH, when it comes to the proposed terror laws they are threatening 30yrs jail for anyone who leaks a draft copy.

      Apart from the obvious point about spending taxpayer's money to advertise a party political position on a proposed law, the more subtle point is this: If taxpayer's money is spent so that the public can be "educated" about the draft IR changes, why is the government spending taxpayer's money to keep the public "un-educated" about the draft terror laws.

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    9. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      I get a certain kind of sick pleasure when asking the person on the other side to explain the offer in detail and then leaving the phone on the desk while I go back to whatever I was doing.

      You think that's bad? One time I was bullshitting with a long distance salesman for about 15 minutes. I knew I wasn't going to buy anything but I didn't have anything better to do so I let him make his pitch. In the middle of all this I got a incoming call. I told him I would have to go -- he said I could put him on hold!

      Twenty five minutes later I hung up the phone with my other call. It instantly rang -- he was still patiently waiting on hold even though I had forgotten all about him. There wasn't even any delay -- he was right there.

      Kinda sad, actually.

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    10. Re:As an Australian I can honestly say by ankarbass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's always the hypothetical situation that sells so many cell phones. Still, I bet many don't take their cells into the bath with them. Nevertheless, with voip it's easier than with a typical landline. What if your battery is dead in your cell phone and your teenage daughter is tying up the land line, how is your loved one going to get in touch with you? Oh sure, you have call waiting, but what if your daughter just ignores it?

      Almost any pbx can be setup so you can just call it and access it directly if you know where and what to dial to gain access. That's always setup and my "loved ones" know how to use it. Thus, people I trust implicitly will have no problem as they will know the correct sequence of numbers to dial to ring any or all extensions in my house from any number, even a blacklisted one.

      Yes, of course, so could a savy telemarketer, but he'd have to break some laws and quite a sweat to do it. I doubt even the most persistant telemarketer will try calling thousands of times to the same residence attempting to discover which extension gains access and which pin codes get you in.

      But really to be accessible you need to have a cell phone. I had one for a while, but I didn't like it for a variety of reasons so I got rid of it. If I still had one, however, I could integrate it easily into the pbx and then would never have to give my cell phone number to anyone. But, I digress. So, oh my god, we live day to day with the everpresent fear that we MIGHT NOT be able to reach each other in case of an "emergency".

      That's why we have 911 operators you know, so there is someone you can call in an emergency who is trained to help you out. I question whether any situation that doesn't warrant calling 911 is actually an emergency.

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  2. Only not after 8pm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... why not a complete ban on those annoying calls all day?

  3. $220000? by Biogenesis · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's up with the fine amount? $200k + GST?

    1. Re:$220000? by benk · · Score: 5, Informative
      It's likely that the fine is expressed in "Penalty Units", the value of which is currently $110. (see http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/ ca191482/s4aa.html)

      The theory is that Parliament just sets a penalty for each statutory contravention in Penalty Units according to its perceived seriousness, and can update them all automatically eg to account for inflation by amending a single section of a single piece of legislation (the Crimes Act) rather than every section imposing a penalty (which would be a nightmare). It's quite elegant for the legal profession.

      It's likely that there will be a maximum penalty of 2000 Penalty Units for the contravention, which today = $220k, and in future may rise.

      What's interesting is that some Acts I have dealt impose penalties in the range of 1 to 30 Penalty Units, so this is quite a big fine, relatively speaking. disclaimer - i'm a lawyer but i'm not your lawyer and this is not legal advice. don't rely on it!

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  4. Aussies, be careful by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I registered for the one in Colorado (the original). I have had no problems (except that I am called all the time by the republican party even though I am a registered libertarian). IIRC, I did not register with the federal one.

    But I know of several people that did register with the federal and gets called all the time by everyone (oddly enough, they are now afraid to register in the Colorado one). For all purpose, the federal DB has been a way to get a name, an address, and a number; IOW, the marketers wet dream.

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    1. Re:Aussies, be careful by pedroloco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if calling your house is 'invading your property,' and I don't have the right to do so, aren't you implying that nobody has the right to telephone you without your express permission?

      I'm not the parent commenter, and I'm not a Libertarian, but I would say the answer to that question is "yes." No one has the right to call me without my permission. If I give my phone number to someone else, that may be reasonably construed as my granting permission for that individual to call me. If someone gets my number by looking it up in a book, they have no right to call me as I never granted permission. If a person calls me on the phone that I bought and my answering the phone results in airtime charges, I feel I'm within my rights to demand that the person pay me for the use of my property, airtime and personal time to talk to me (although I've never actually done that... but that's because I rarely answer calls which originate at a number I don't recognize).

      Again, speaking as a non-libertarian, my understanding of libertarianism is that laws should be passed to protect people's personal and property rights as well as privacy. This means that libertarians can support laws which make theft and burglary illegal. I think a law that creates a do-not-call list which makes it illegal for people to use my property without my permission is completely consistent with that view.

  5. Indeed. by ionicplasma · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've had enough of calls from Indian call-centre workers saying they're in Melbourne. It's great when you ask them how the weather is there, and they say the complete opposite of what it acutally is.

    It's about time something like this was put in place. But will it work.

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  6. How effective has it been in the US ? by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Informative
    How effective has it been in the US ?

    It has been pretty effective. Telemarketing calls were coming in hot and heavy right up to the last day, then stopped completely the day the ban went into effect. (Our ban is complete, not just an after-hours ban, as long as there is no business ralationship with the caller.) But since then a few telemarketers have figured thay can get away with breaking the law as long as they keep a low profile. I now get perhaps a call a month that is in clear violation of the law. I report these to my state's Atournet General office, but I've never heard of anything being done about them and over all we have only heard of one or two sucessful prosecutions they have done against anyone breaking this law. So it has helped a lot, but it's not perfect and I would like to see even more teeth in it.

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    1. Re:How effective has it been in the US ? by JumperCable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      frovingslosh has a good point. I probably has been very effective for me since I am very careful about giving out my personal information. Anything that creates a "relationship" with a business or documents that give them permission to have 3rd parties contact me would blow it.

      So I avoid:
      - Prize give away forms
      - Pretty much any freebee that requests name, number &/or address
      - I make sure when my banks or credit companies send out requests to share my information to 3rd parties, I clearly reply back with a firm NO.

      It's kind of like e-mail privacy, only since it's much easier to track the b@stards down, they really do have to prove a prior business relationship or consent given to be called.

  7. In Sweden by gagge · · Score: 4, Informative

    We've had this in Sweden for some years, a register called "NIX" (which means something like "nope").
    I think it works pretty well but not 100%. It's really easy to sign up, just call a number, enter your home phone number and confirm.

  8. Works in the UK too by irw · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nobody asked, but...

    I stayed off the do not call list in the UK ("telephone preference service") for a while, used to average one call per day. Im not getting any since joining, though it took a month or two to settle down.

    Like the US, it's a complete ban unless they already have a business relationship with you.

  9. No phone, no problem by JanneM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I haven't had a landline for two years. I have a mobile phone with silent ring if it's someone not in the addressbook, and Skype with contact disabled if not approved by me. No telemarketing or nuisance calls whatsoever.

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    1. Re:No phone, no problem by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that's the thing that bugs me about landline phones. Despite how popular they still are there's been very little innovation over the last decade or so. You'd think landline phones would have integrated capabilities such as those you describe for Skype (e.g. - disable ring if phone number isn't in address book, and especially disable ring if caller ID has been disabled by the remote caller). It seems landline phone vendors are more interested in selling you 2.4 GHz or 5.8 GHz (or whatever frequency "teh new" for now).

      Something else I'd love to see is a phone that has a memory slot (compact flash or memory stick or anything really) that you can put a card into either a) to expand the amount of memory available for saving messages and caller ID data or b) providing the primary means of storage for messages and caller ID data (in this case, the phone would probably come with some small-ish 32/64 MB card). Messages would be saved in MP3 format (or OGG even if the licensing allowed it).

      I think if I didn't actually use the landline so much I'd probably ditch it and go 100% cellular...

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    2. Re:No phone, no problem by tooth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, since I moved to a cave on the southern slopes of Mt. Kosciusko *I* haven't had a call or asingle visitor in 3 months! It's a long hike to the nearest internet cafe to post to slashdot, but well worth it! :-) and best of all, no more personal grooming for me!!

    3. Re:No phone, no problem by jasgo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You really want to amaze people? When your cell phone rings look at it and hit the hang up button to send them to voicemail and say "I'll get that later when we're done, right now I'm with you."

      ... is it really that unusual to do that? I do it all the time, as do many people I know.

  10. Re:the UK needs this badly. by irw · · Score: 2, Informative
  11. Just use this by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Just use this by alwsn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And even better way to handle telemarketers.

      1) When the call you, make sure tell you their name and who they are calling on behalf of.

      2) After they tell you this information, politely say. "I'm not interested. Please don't call me again at this number. Thank you" and hang up.

      This will accomplish two things. One, since they have said their name and who they are calling for, it is officially a 'contact'. If you just hang up on the person as soon as they say "Hey, this is Bill, can I talk to (your name mispronounced)?" then you won't be considered contacted because you never heard the name of the place they are calling for. If you aren't marked as contacted you will be called again, perhaps two or three times before they give up on you.

      If this entertaining? No. But, it is the nice thing to do. Telemarketing is a shitty job that no one really wants to do. I did it when I was in college because I needed the cash. Did I go whistling to work just hoping I could annoy some people at home? No.

      Of course you can't dick around with telemarketers because they aren't allowed to say anything. This isn't you outsmarting anyone, or being cooler than anyone, they just simply can't argue with you and follow the rules. Could I beat the shit out of someone who was paralyzed from the waist down? Hell yes! Would I ever do it? No, because just because it's easy to do, doesn't mean you should do it.

    2. Re:Just use this by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Funny
      Telemarketing is a shitty job that no one really wants to do. I did it when I was in college because I needed the cash. Did I go whistling to work just hoping I could annoy some people at home? No.

      Mate, that's pretty desparate for cash. Why didn't you choose something relatively respectable, like drug pusher or illegal immigrant sweatshop overseer ?

    3. Re:Just use this by antic · · Score: 2, Funny


      If they're trying to give you a free offer, insist on paying for it. Say that you like paying for things and that you've got two months to live and a friend challenged you to spend all of your money before you die.

      It's usually an intro to a funny conversation and a very excited telemarketer!

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    4. Re:Just use this by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      politely say. "I'm not interested. Please don't call me again at this number. Thank you" and hang up.

      Why politely? They still have to put you on the do-not-call list if you say "put me on your do not call list for all customers, right fucking now, you greasy little motherfucker", which is not only more satisfying, it also helps to make the caller's job less tolerable.

      Telemarketing is a shitty job that no one really wants to do.

      Ah, but that's precisely why it's important to heap abuse upon telemarketers. The more unpleasant the job is, the higher the attrition will be, and the less cost-effective telemarketing becomes.

      I did it when I was in college because I needed the cash.

      I hope the experience was so unpleasant that you'd never consider doing that job again.

      -jcr

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  12. Already got it! by gefafwysp · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had it for years; it's the Telephone Preference Service and you can sign up online.

  13. The ultimate geek prank phone call by strider44 · · Score: 3, Funny

    (Ring up someone you really hate at midnight sunday night)

    *Ring Ring*

    Hi, I'm from Microsoft. Have you heard about the exciting new things Windows now has to offer your business or home?

  14. Re:Telemarketers? by strider44 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It depends where you live. I moved down from the Blue Mountains, where we got almost no telemarketers (occasionally charities that our family has donated to would ring up, a great thank you from them definitely) to South Sydney where it's a huge hassle with telemarketers ringing every day!

  15. "No cold calling" zones. by puke76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Meanwhile in the UK, the Trading Standards Institute is extending physical "no cold calling zones" .
    Let's face it, if I want to buy something, I'll do it online or go out and get it. I'm not waiting for someone to come to me with a stack of encyclopedias.. or call me with an amazing offer whilst I'm halfway through my dinner..

  16. Re:Exceptions by novakreo · · Score: 3, Informative

    From TFA: Market research companies, pollsters, charities and religious organisations are likely to be exempted.

    Market research companies and charities would have to be the worst offenders of the lot. If they are exempted the government may as well not bother.

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  17. Re:Telemarketers? by DavidHOzAu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always figured it wasn't a problem in Australia.

    It's not, unless you watch Today Tonight.
    You'd have an even bigger problem if you watched A Current Affair on Channel Nine. Not only are they're in cahoots with Micro$oft's m$n, as this site proves, but their regional outlet, Win, is in charge of maintaining all the radio transmitters. I understand that in rural Australia their reception is on average 6dBm better than Channel Seven, and that's when you're wearing a tinfoil hat. I can't imagine how bad it would be without one.

  18. Interesting ... by apathy+maybe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't get that many calls now, and I don't think I will sign up for this. It is just another place for your phone number. I just hang up if I am annoyed.

    The way it works is if you are on the no call list, you can't be called at all. Else you can only be called during the day. It also applies to call centres outside Australia if an Australian company has contracted the call centre.

    (It is also ironic that the US flag is under the Slashdot whilst talking about Australia. We are after all the 53rd state (after the UK and Canada).)

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    1. Re:Interesting ... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative
      Else you can only be called during the day.

      My wife works from home, and she gets a lot of these calls during the day. I suppose the point is that large companies only have the reception desk listed in the book, so they get the junk calls. Small businesses get the full brunt of it.

      Perhaps it is worse to get these calls at night, but it is pretty bad getting them during the day.

      ironic that the US flag is under the Slashdot whilst talking about Australia.

      Perhaps they should have an Australia icon under the politics category.

  19. Re:US telemarkets UK by plaxion · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's why I've learned to say hello once and only once and then hang up after a there's been a pause that's longer than a second or two. If it was a human on the other end calling me they would have starting speaking by that time, so it's safe to say that I was dialed by one of those auto-dialers. If I ever get it wrong and it was someone I know, they would just call right back (and hopefully be quicker on the uptake), but that's yet to happen. The machines OTOH, conventiently just go on to the next number on their list.

  20. Too many exceptions in the US by spywhere · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The law in the US has helped, but there are still telemarketers of one type or another.

    I work from home, and use my cell as the business phone. Our POTS line gets five or six calls a week, even with the law and Anonymous Call Rejection... but at least ACR means that I have a phone number displayed for those that do get through.
    Some are companies we deal with, but I tell them to put us on their Do Not Call list immediately or lose our business. (I 'threatened' the NRA: I explained that I would donate $100 to the Democratic National Committee for each subsequent call... alas, there were no more calls).
    Some claim exemption from the law, saying they don't have a Do Not Call list. I reply that they'd better start one, because I will charge them with harrassment and criminal tresspass in Delaware if they ring my phone again, and did I mention that my wife is a lawyer? (They never call again).

    Most important is to take a polite but aggressive approach as soon as you answer the phone, controlling the call (and therefore the caller):
    Hello, this is Tina from AMC and I...
    Tina? What's your full name, Tina?
    Tina Brown...
    Thank you, Ms. Brown. I am required by Federal law to inform you that this call is being recorded. And what do the letters "A M C" stand for, Ms. Brown?
    Uh, the Annoying Marketing Council...
    And where is the Annoying Marketing Council located, Ms. Brown?
    In Walla Walla, Washington, but I...
    And what is the phone number of the Annoying Marketing Council, Ms. Brown?
    Sir, I am not permitted to...
    Actually, Ms. Brown, Federal law requires you to provide that information.
    Okay, it's 215-555-4242...
    Ms. Brown, the reason I've asked for this information is to put your company in my [imaginary] Telemarketer Database, and now I need you to put this number on your Do Not Call list, effective immediately.
    I can do that, sir, but it takes up to 30 days to be removed from our list...
    Actually, Ms. Brown, you will need to make sure it happens immediately. If I am called again by the AMC -- even if it's five minutes from now -- I will immediately file civil and/or criminal complaints against the Annoying Marketing Council, and against you personally.
    Sir, I should let you speak to my supervisor...
    No, Ms. Brown, Federal law requires that you, the caller, handle this. I need to go. Rest assured, if the AMC appears on our caller ID again -- even if we don't answer the call -- you will hear from our attorney... and she's my wife, so she works for free. Goodbye. [click]

    I get no repeat callers.

  21. Re:Pretty efficient here too by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

    The big advantage that you have in that neither the Italians nor the Swedish colonised Indina, leaving a billion cheap potential telemarkets who already speak your language.

    I'll never forgive the poms for that.

  22. USA Experience by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was doing CRM systems when many US states passed do not call lists. The result was impressive in two ways:

    * The calls at home absolutely stopped after the lists went into effect.

    * You could stop an telemarketer cold with one sentence: I'm on the do not call list.

    * Call centers had to re-invent their business to focus on inbound calls.

    * Companies had to learn that marketing is the stuff that makes the company phone ring.

    * Internet advertising asploded.

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  23. how to avoid *all* telemarketers by cohomology · · Score: 5, Informative

    For the past 10 years, I've gotten *at most* two telemarketing calls per year. How did I do it? I once made a "credible threat to sue" AT&T Wireless. There's an industry wide list of people like me, and they don't call us.

    I learned the technique from a colleague familiar with the industry. First, know your legal rights. Second, keep a hand-written log of occasions when you have asked to be added to the no-call list of a telemarketing firm. Be careful to have them spell out the name of the firm and the city they operate out of. Then wait for them to make a mistake. If they call you again, after the six month grace period the law allows them to update their paperwork, you've got it made.

    Don't shout or be nasty; just read them the log and indicate that you are aware of your legal rights and are interested in collecting the statutory damages. They asked me to "please call this special number to be removed ... " but I just said that I wasn't going to lift a finger to help them. Remember, if it went to court, the case would be decided on "the preponderance of the evidence," and a corporation has no choice but to pay for legal council at trial - they can't represent themselves. Everything is on your side, so they just add you to the list.

    Enjoy.

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    Don't mess with The Phone Company. Piss them off and you'll be using two tin cans and a piece of string.
  24. Where English is a foreign language by andersh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We've had this kind of register for some time now here in Norway and the same rules apply i.e. telemarketers can't call you unless there is a previous relationship. It works great if you just remember to register everyone in your household of legal age. My existing "relationships" have not been abused and they're not likely to be. The law gives the consumer agency semi-effective means of punishing any offenders (fines/jail time). It's really only the very small, less serious companies that break the law - and they're not easily persuaded to stop.

    The great thing about living in a small country is that you do NOT get bothered by foreign telemarketing companies because they can't break through the language barrier! Now the truth is that most Norwegians speak english quite well - more than enough to understand telemarketing calls - but thank God the telemarketers don't know that :) On the other hand most people would probably not accept deals offered in a foreign language anyway. Although recently there was this Florida-based American telemarketing company scamming people with offers of holidays to the Caribbean if you wouldn't mind handing over your Visa account number... Yes, several people fell for it.

    Another great thing about the language barrier is that when a recent phishing scam appeared aimed at customers of a large norwegian bank - most people laughed it off since the e-mail was written in english... And there are no translation services on the net for the language that will work properly, hehe.

  25. Good news for telemarketing firms by Centurix · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK, I'm a number cruncher for a medium size telemarketing firm in Brisbane. This is actually very good news for the telemarketing industry as a whole because it enables us to reduce the 'dead call' rate for our existing list. We purchase list information for the whole of Australia, over 20 million numbers, including mobile phone numbers and faxes. It costs us over $10,000 a month to use this list from our providers, it is a small cost compared to our takings each month from just selling things over the phone.

    We have to factor a dead call rate into our lists, and from that we can calculate fairly accurately how many sales we'll make for each area we target. If we can remove the people who will not buy from us off our list it means we save the flagfall for a phone call and also the postage for our mailouts. If you use a standard postage and ff cost per person it comes in at around 70 cents. When you mail out to 8,000 people a day it adds up very quickly. Plus you have to cost in hourly rate for a telemarketer and mailroom person.

    Right now, we have an internal do not call list which we value very highly. If we lost that list we would waste thousands every week on phone calls alone.

    One thing we do get is a discount from our list providers when we feed information back to them every month. We send back address changes, primary contact number chages, head of household, primary cheque signer and rough income per household. Presently they do not request do not contacts from their list consumers, I would imagine when we receive the list from the ADMA we'll start feeding them back again.

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  26. Re:I have a better solution... by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... keep an airhorn near the phone.

    That I like, but we could do better.

    I'm thinking it maybe wouldn't be too difficult to hack together a system to sit between your phone and the socket which would do nothing but play a really loud noise onto the phone line at the press of a button.

    You might even have a menu to choose from. Let's see, how shall I interrupt the telemarketer's script this time? 'Airhorn, v loud' - good. 'White Noise' - nice, might make them think their system's broken. 'Beep, Sinusoidal, Annoyingly High Pitch' - a possibility. 'Baby Crying' - cruel! 'Barney Theme Song' - perhaps excessively sadistic. 'Fingernail On Blackboard Noise' - they don't deserve that yet. No, I think this telemarketer gets the 'Burst of Incomprehensible Dialogue From Puni Puni Poemy'. * click *

    And having built it, post a webpage and submit to /. so we can all applaud.

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    Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
  27. 700 000 employees by tomw576 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It says there are 700 000 people employed by the telemarketing industry. We have about 20 million people in Australia, that's around one in 30 people... No wonder I get so many calls.

  28. One Aussies Current Tactic by bikam0wz · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the last few months the number of calls had been steadily increasing, polite request and angry threats seemed to make no difference. Now these calls go something like this...

    **ring ring**

    Hello, this is Bill from [insert company here]
    Gday Bill
    I'm calling today to offer you [insert crap here]
    Wow Bill, that sounds great. Can you tell me more?
    Well it is a great deal [bla bla bla]
    Actually, the wife and I were discussing something very similar just yesterday - oh, can you hold on for a sec, I just have another call coming in on my mobile thats really important
    Yes, sure

    Bill is put on hold. I go make myself a coffee. If I'm feeling nice I will check to see if Bill is still there after about 7 minutes (they have usually hung up by then), but if I'm in a bad mood I will check back with him every two minutes, just to tell him that I won't be much longer.

    Sure, you may have to pull this stunt a few times for each call center, but you eventually make it onto their internal do not call list.

  29. The easy way by jasgo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone complains about Telemarketing calls. Thing is, my home gets exactly zero. Ever.

    Why? We've got an unlisted phone number. By paying Telstra whatever it is for the privilege of not having our number in the phone book (go figure) we don't appear in any telemarketers databases, so no annoying phone calls.

    Of course we still get calls at work. We've just set up a special asterisk extension which plays some lovely "hold music" from artists such as Hanson until they hang up. "Can you hold please? I'll just put you on to the person who handles purchasing."