Warm-blooded Fish?
DIY News writes "Scientists now have direct evidence that the north Pacific salmon shark maintains its red muscle at 68-86 degrees Fahrenheit, much warmer than the 47 F water in which it lives. The elevated muscle temperature presumably helps the salmon shark survive the cold waters of the north Pacific and take advantage of the abundant food supply there. The heat also appears to factor into the fish's impressive swimming ability."
Basically what it boils down to is: if evolution is taught, then some of those kids will realise that God is an unnecessary addition to their worldview and will drop him into the same bin where they already put Santa Claus.
Whoa whoa whoa there partner, you better back that truck up! You're telling us that God is in the same league as Santa? Now you're just talking crazy!!!!
In fact, I'd like to tell you that I've SEEN Santa with my own eyes. I talked to him and even sat in his lap. Perhaps he doesn't visit your local mall, but I know that he's here at the ones I go to. He's scheduled to make appearances later in November, perhaps you should keep your eyes open.
Anyway, you had me up to the point you mentioned Santa. Pfft... damn heathens!
Live forever, or die trying.