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Warm-blooded Fish?

DIY News writes "Scientists now have direct evidence that the north Pacific salmon shark maintains its red muscle at 68-86 degrees Fahrenheit, much warmer than the 47 F water in which it lives. The elevated muscle temperature presumably helps the salmon shark survive the cold waters of the north Pacific and take advantage of the abundant food supply there. The heat also appears to factor into the fish's impressive swimming ability."

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  1. I knew it! by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny
    Damn reptiles... always trying to copy us!

    The next round of global warming is going to see warm blooded land-dinosaurs roaming the tropical forests of the North American continent. We'll all be sorry then!

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    1. Re:I knew it! by KrancHammer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Along the discovery that salmon shark thermoregulate (duh), a more interesting discovery is the that of the fundamental division of Slashdot posters. No, not liberals and conservatives, not pro-Firefly and anti-Firefly, not religious and non-religious... no, the fundamental division are those with senses of humor and the psychological capability for detecting the same, and those without.

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    2. Re:I knew it! by Taladar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those must be the vi users, I am sure there is a humordetector.el for Emacs somewhere...

    3. Re:I knew it! by TheGavster · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...that was until the commercial fishing and technology came along to start wiping them out

      The sharks evolved heaters to move into colder waters for more prey. The humans evolved fishing boats and nets to move into damned near any water for more prey. What the sharks need to do is evolve torpedoes as a defensive mechanism ...

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    4. Re:I knew it! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Funny

      The humans evolved fishing boats and nets to move into damned near any water for more prey.

      I was wondering why that boat was growing on my left foot. I guess random genetic mutation caused it to be there.

  2. Big Question... by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 3, Funny

    How to convince my mother-in-law to stop swimming. 8-)

    1. Re:Big Question... by LegendOfLink · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why we have harpooons.

  3. "maintains its red muscle"... by PurplePhase · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

    8-PP

  4. But... by sznupi · · Score: 3, Funny

    What advantege does it give for lasers?

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  5. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    aye... now, instead of 'global warming', we have 'shark warming'. God helps us!

  6. Re:Fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only the ones around North America!

  7. Re:Vehicle knowledge and more. by bgarcia · · Score: 1, Funny
    There's so much to learn from our oceans and yet they're disappearing fast
    Son, I think you're confusing oceans with rain forests.
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  8. Re:More to being a mammal than warm blooded bodies by dantal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Live birth not required (see platypus). But you forgot the best part of being a mammal, mammaries!

  9. Re:Fahrenheit?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You've just got to laugh at pretentious assholes.

  10. Re:Metric countertranslation by sinewalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    thankyou :-)

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