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Bill Gates Donates $258 Million to Fight Malaria

klubar writes to tell us that Bill Gates has donated approximately $258 million to fight malaria. From the article: "Malaria research accounts for about one-third of 1 percent of the total amount of money spent on medical research and development, even though it accounts for 3 percent of all the productive years of life lost to diseases, according to a report released Sunday." Gates was quoted saying "The report confirms what has been clear, and that is that the world isn't investing nearly enough in malaria R&D."

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  1. There was one condition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    People receiving the vaccine agreed to only use Microsoft vaccines for the next ten years.

  2. At Least Bill Sees the Seriousness of Malaria by use_compress · · Score: 4, Funny

    Malaria causes more deaths in children under 5 years old than even AIDS. (http://www.cdc.gov/malaria/impact/) Bill is certainly doing the right thing and I'll feel a bit less dirty writing this post on a WinXP machine because of it.

  3. Anti trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still think it is wrong for Microsoft to get into the anti virus market.

  4. Re:Bill screwed up with the wife again by Petronius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talk about witholding sex in exchange of "helping"! Shheeeesh.

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  5. Re:Let's give a hand to Bill by SnarfQuest · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but he already took an arm and a leg...

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    Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
  6. DDT Limerick by zhiwenchong · · Score: 4, Funny

    A mosquito was heard to complain
    That a chemist had poisoned his brain
    The cause of his sorrow
    Was paradichloro
    Diphenyltrichloroethane

    Heh heh... from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT

  7. Re:Oh yeah baby... by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

    but it does give a little insight into Gates...many people have a skewed opinion of him, and this may change that.

    This just in, Gates dropped some spare change and couldn't be bothered to pick it up, so he donated it to a charity in a desperate attempt to get some good publicity. When it failed, Balmer threw a chair through a window.

  8. Re:Reminds me of John D. Rockefeller by ville · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually he has to do it if he wants to get any.

    // ville

  9. won't you please think about the children? by jjeffries · · Score: 4, Funny
    This just proves what I've always said...


    "When you support Free software, you support malaria!"
                                                                  -me


    What the hell's your problem? Do you like dead babies? Do you???

    No, save the precious infants!

    or


    Yes, let's kill some babies!

  10. Re:Let's give a hand to Bill by tabatj · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its the first thing he has ever done to _stop_ the spread of viruses.

  11. Re:Buying minds by westlake · · Score: 2, Funny
    Throwing some chump change at malaria research

    only in your fantasy world would $258,000,000 US be considered chump change.

  12. Anything but more Mefloquine HCL! by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm currently in a country where Malaria prophylaxis is required... recently we switched from daily Malarone tablets to weekly Mefloquine HCL tablets. "Malaria Mondays" are also known as "movie night" because of the really bizarre dreams this shit induces.
    One of my co-workers woke up in the middle of the night, standing in the middle of his B-Hut (basically a wooden tent, sleeps 8-10 with about 9'x7x per man), screaming his head off at nothing.
    Last night, I dreamed I was accosted by a giant rooster wearing a shaggy fur coat, a wide brimmed velvet hat, gold chains, and big gold rings. He was giving me shit for eating eggs, and was really pissed off at me. He forced me to sit on this egg until it hatched. When the egg hatched, it was a miniature version of myself, dressed like the rooster, and carrying a pizza!

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  13. Re:All said and done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pray for the guy instead.

    geez, I don't hate him that much. You really are a cruel SOB

  14. Re:Before we canonize Saint Bill: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was with you right up to the part where Bill Gates robbed the poor African children in Ethiopia, probably becuase he didn't allow them to install Linux instead of Windows XP on their dual core AMD Athlon64 systems.

  15. Tax the Rich by Bazman · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd rather the government taxed the rich so that this sort of obscene wealth could be spent in a way that is democratically accountable. If the people want it spent on malaria then it'll get spent on malaria. The poor shouldn't depend on the whims of the ultra-rich for this kind of thing.

  16. Re:The Gift Horse's Tonsils. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There is a cheap cure for the malaria problem, it's called DDT."

    Yes, you can also cure a headache with cranial amputation, try it next time you feel one coming on.

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