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OMG Girlz Don't Exist On Teh Intarweb!

The Escapist has a brilliant article penned by a young woman who has to deal with blatant disbelief at her existence. Why? Because there are no women on the internet. From the article: "This is the story of my internet life. (I'm not quite sure if it's a good or bad thing that I have an internet life, but internet life it is.) I'm a girl, I play games and I exist on the internet. Or so you think. Time after time, I get told I'm not a girl and that I don't exist. It's happened so much that I'm beginning to think that it's true. So, I spend some time getting to know them. Who are these mysterious creatures called girls if they don't exist on the internet? What does this mean for the men of the internet?"

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  1. I don't know what this guy is whining about... by Senjutsu · · Score: 5, Funny

    or why he's pretending to be a chick, but everyone knows there are no girls on teh internets.

    1. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by demeteloaf · · Score: 5, Funny

      wait, so you mean that all those girls in those chatrooms... those messages...

      oh god, the horror!!!

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    2. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by Mooga · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the middle of a FPS forums, I wouldn't believe there to be a chick. Because everyone knows that only nerds and geeks use the Internet. And 99.9% of woman are NOT nerds or geeks. This becomes a problem because you have millions of men growing up on Internet and not believing in the opposite gender. Or they only believe that woman have really big boobs and dress like sluts.

      Now don't get me wrong! I personaly don't believe in these so called "people of another gender." Babys drop the sky and ride magical stars down... kinda like Kirby.

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      ~ Mooga
    3. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by Seumas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Girls exist on the internet. It's just that most of their existance is based around whining (like this lousy Escapist article... why they keep showing up on Slashdot, I don't know...). Girls don't exist on the internet..? Then how do you explain Friendster, Makeoutclub, Livejournal, Deadjournal, eBay, suicidegirls and the other countless sites that consist of nothing but pathetic chicks rambling on about every single miniscule event in their life and whining about highschool-style romances and betrayals and jealousy? Not to mention all of the slutty chicks trolling for male attention online.

      Girls on the internet are about as relevant (to me, at least) as girls on Jupiter. Who wants a chick that spends all of her time parked in a chair porking-out while surfing the internet all night long? Same thing I don't get about guys who want girls who are into gaming.... Why? If I want someone to game with, there are other dudes. The last thing I want is some chick that I'll never see because she'll always be online or arguing with me about who's turn it is to do something on line or spending all of our time instant messaging each other even though we're six feet apart in the same room.

      I prefer chicks who don't even know what this "internet" thing is. And the ones who do, I just pretend they're guys in the first place.

    4. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by JimmehAH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...eBay...
      Yeah. No better place to vent your feelings and have a long, heartfelt bitch about 'highschool-style romances and betrayals and jealousy' than...eBay.
      WTF?

      Also, who wants a guy who spends all his time parked in a chair porking-out? Dude, that's one hell of a double-standard you've got there.

    5. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

      <quagmire>

          You guys are yanking my chain right... oh... oh god! oh god no!

      </quagmire>

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      Send lawyers, guns, and money!
    6. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by Allison+Geode · · Score: 3, Funny

      The last thing I want is some chick that I'll never see because she'll always be online or arguing with me about who's turn it is to do something on line or spending all of our time instant messaging each other even though we're six feet apart in the same room.

      wow. you sound JUST like a woman complaining that her boyfriend does nothing but play games and doesn't give her enough attention. you sure you're not a woman masquerading as a man so you're treated fairly on the internet?

      (with all the gender bending, it gets a bit confusing sometimes.)

    7. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I will tell you why I like the fact that my wife plays video games: When I go to a LAN party, she comes with me and I stay until it's over, instead of her calling me and whining about when I am going to come home. I've seen other guys have to deal with it. I am so glad I don't.

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    8. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by PhotoBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you read the feedback on eBay? It's always stuff like "The item never arrived, just like my date for the prom!!!" when girls leave feedback.

    9. Re:I don't know what this guy is whining about... by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Dress up? Real women don't wear clothes!"

      Are you a Ferengi?

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      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  2. Who Cares by inio · · Score: 3, Funny

    Women are made from sand, and would we want something made of sand on the internet? If you've ever taken a laptop to the beach you know - sand and computers don't mix.

    1. Re:Who Cares by dorkygeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate to break it to you, but your actually reading /. using lots of sand. Ever wondered what your cpu is built from?

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  3. Simple by Chrismith · · Score: 4, Funny
    The problem is that the type of guy who spends most of his life on the Internet probably doesn't have much "female interaction" to begin with. So when this guy meets a girl online, his initial reaction will be disbelief.

    Note that this initial disbelief may soon be followed by, "OMG BOOBZ!!1!" so caution is advised.

  4. Oh god... by aelbric · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Men of the Internet"

    THERE'S a calendar I wouldn't want for Christmas.

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    nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
  5. My Wife by NotMyNickName · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My wife went through this recently. She plays WoW... a lot. She's a female, NE rogue and has been in a guild for about four months now. They talk all the time and she's said many times that she's a woman and all that. Well recently, on their guild website they were posting pictures of themselves and people were shocked that she was actually a she. I suppose they figured she was really role-playing it up or something.

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  7. RA by Cyanara · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hell, my mum is and always has been a heavy Red Alert gamer. Prior to Westwood selling up she played online all the time. The other day I stumbled across an old spreadsheet where she'd been collecting player stats.

  8. Something doesn't add up. by Gravedigger3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    My mom is 40 years old and she has a level 37 Warlock on WoW. I messaged her on MSN after reading this asking about her experience. She is not shy about the fact that she is a woman and she has used vent now and then and she hardly ever gets a reaction like this article describes.

    I dont know what server she is on or what internet she is using but I have been in many raids with women and have never heard anything quite to that extent that she is complaining about in this article.

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    1. Re:Something doesn't add up. by aafiske · · Score: 4, Informative

      And I have a friend whom I play Halo 2 with, and no one ever believes she's a girl. Generally they accuse her of being a pre-teen boy. Or constantly talk to her, sometimes crudely, sometimes not crude, just annoying.

  9. City of Heroes has lots of women by spineboy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I've noticed that a fair amount of people on City of Heroes are women (stay at home moms) - maybe it has to do with the style of game it is - a cooperative type game. Men tend to like situations where you either compete against eachother, or have a definite leader (like the armed forces, football team etc.) Women tend to like situations where everyone works together. C.O.H. seems to appeal to this style of play.

    While it's difficult to get accurate stats on the real percentages of men and women playing games, I'm sure that different types/styles of games will tend to have a greater or lesser amount of the various sexes.

    I'm not surprised to see more women playing games , as the games evolve into more of a social type of situation. I, for one, like this development, as it seems to cut down on the amount of trash talking that young teenage boys tend to do, and also broadens the game strategies (men and women definetely think differently, not that one is better than the other).

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  10. Umm, it's the internet by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 3, Funny

    It doesn't really matter unless you're hitting someone up for something sexual. That's the nature of it, anonymous, with handles designed solely to put continuity into the communication. We're all just text, judged solely by what we say.

    But yea, there are girls on the internet, girls on slashdot, girls in WoW. There seems to be a minority of them that identify themselves as such, but hey, that goes for everything: gender, race, religion, etc.

    It rarely matters. I've been the only guy in guilds/clans, one of a handful, one of many, etc. Never find this out or really care until enough bonds have formed through the anonymity to actually give a rats ass about the other's actual real life personas.

    And of course, the internet is also populated mostly by people that use the anonymity to be jackasses. Post your pics! Mexican Jewlizard! yada yada. You get to see people as they are, socially, with basically no consequences or prejudgements.

    It's a wild, wild place, and we likes it like that.

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  11. Penny Arcade covered this by Trepalium · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think their version is far more amusing.

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  12. It all depends on the medium and the group by wuie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I first started playing online games (Descent 2, Quake 2 timeframe), I found that the reaction I would get for being a female gamer would be based on what group I was talking to.

    - Clan/Guild members would automatically believe me, and I rarely got any odd treatment for being a female.
    - Denizens in channels I'd frequent would be more reluctant to believe that I'm a female, and very often ask for pictures. When I would refuse these requests, I'd get the aforementioned flood of "U R a D00D lolololz"
    - While actually playing the game on servers, I'd almost never mention that I'm a female. I learned to do this because whenever I would mention my gender, I'd get the pix requests tenfold, and the excessive chatter (sometimes inquisitive, but most often crude) would deter me from the action and ruin the experience.

    This list, of course, has some exceptions. While part of a online gaming clan, I was once a ranking officer of a section of the guild responsible for playing a particular game. During a clan match, one of the members found that one of our other members was cheating, and brought the questionable screenshot to my attention. While I was in the process of bringing this to the clan leader, I was subject to a rather vicious attack, one that focused mainly around the fact that I'm female, and of course must be a "camwhore" or "extremely fat and stupid", of which I am neither. He still got ejected from the clan, but not without dealing the damage and attacking me in front of 100+ clan members.

    What has all of this taught me? There are times when I can be proud of being a female gamer, and other times when sticking my neck out like that will end up with my head rolling. I learned that it's far easier to just let my gender be a mystery while playing online, instead of letting my gaming experience being ruined by asshats.

    With the increasing popularity of MMORPGS, however, many female gamers are now playing games online. These female gamers are now encountering the same treatment that I've been used to for years, and are quite taken back by it. Hopefully this flood of female gamers will bring the fact to life that female gamers do exist, that we do play, and that we just want to play.

    We shouldn't need to provide a picture to prove who we are. :)

    1. Re:It all depends on the medium and the group by pat_trick · · Score: 5, Funny

      pix plz.

  13. There's girls on the web... by TexTex · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just no girls on slashdot.

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    -Barkeep, a draft of your most hazardous brew, for the world is slowly stepping into focus, and I don't like what I see.
  14. They don't call it an MMORPG for nothing.. by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mostly Men Online Role Playing Girls.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
  15. Of coarse.. by Kyeetza · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's women ALL over internet, it's just that they all live inside the porn sites that the men visit.

  16. Re:Truth be told... by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The whole point of a roleplaying game is that you are not supposed to reveal anything about who you are. You are supposed to roleplay. So if your character is male, you should act male, even if you are female. Much like if you character is a big strong barbarian, you should act like a big strong barbarian, even if you're really a short weak accountant. That's the purpose of the game, to provide an outlet for you to express the parts of your personality that you don't get to express in your everyday life. Questions about whether you're a guy or a girl or what you do for a living in "real life" should be met with distain. You should tell such people to mind their own business and get back to roleplaying.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
  17. Re:In order to defeat the calls for "pics plz" by shawb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't count the number of times some friend has been all crazy over his new girlfriend and thinking she's the best thing on earth while the rest of us scratch our heads wondering why he's sunk so low.

    Happens on-line, happens off-line. Happens to guys, happens to gals. What really happened is they wanted to sleep with someone and didn't care about the consequences or if it was the right person for a relationship. The thinking she's the best thing on earth is just him not being able to seperate love from lust. Fitting your preconcieved model of what you think is hot really doesn't preclude wanting to sleep with them... sometimes even out of curiosity. Sometimes this miscongruence results in people justifying their hormones by attributing the feelings to emotional bonding.

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  18. And this is news? by tvadakia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Simply put: This is an to-be disputed rant about a targeted audiience. It's far from all encompasing and can't even generalize on any experiences outside of the expamples she had given. She might as well have just ranted about immaturity in teenage kids.

    Move on.

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    Unique.
  19. There's this one girl on the internet... by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and her name is John Romero.