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Yahoo's Geek Statue

Philipp Lenssen writes "Yahoo put up a life-size alpha geek statue in honor of the Yahoo Mail team, which they think beat the Gmail team. The statue's plaque says it's presented "in recognition of tremendous intellectual efforts put forth in order to defeat Gmail", and: "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass." Flickr has a photo." It's a nice little article on the difference between two of the net's superpowers.

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  1. Here, have a trophy. by Dubpal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After reading the linked blog, I don't think Yahoo are claiming to have "beat" GMail, as the summary claims (what sort of goals have they set to do this?), rather they're congratulating the Yahoo Mail Team for the effort they've invested thus far in their quest to defeat Google.

    I'm sure a handshake and a smile would have been more fitting but hey, it is a nice statue.

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    1. Re:Here, have a trophy. by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Free snacks, Free Lunch/Dinner/Breakfast (very good ones from what I have heard), massages, clothes cleaning, hardware that you need, comfortable environment, great stock options, and time to devote to your own side ideas with the ability to get compenstated if you produce a good product. That is well paid.

      I would take that anyday over a few extra bucks, or a statue.

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      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  2. As a GMail user... by fionbio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope that Yahoo releases something competitive, maybe this will finally make GMail team add an option to GMail preferences so that I can receive these attachments... Well, I'm not a big fan of sending stuff as e-mail attachments, but a lot of people prefer this way, and not everyone is aware of GMail's attachment killing habits...

  3. This is Wrong by Ed+Almos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry guys, but the work at Yahoo doesn't come close to the efforts made at Bletchley Park to defeat the Germans. The teams at Bletchley were the finest British minds of a generation assembled to beat an evil empire whilst lives were at stake. Comparing this to a phoney war between two email applications is kinda insulting.

    Ed Almos

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    The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus, 56-120 A.D.
    1. Re:This is Wrong by Woy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Insulting? It reveals a staggering smallness of mind! You rarelly "kick someone's ass" and brag about it. You do one or the other. And Yahoo has made its choice.

      It also shows how distorted one's world view can become if you live in an echo chamber. If everytime i went to the bathroom i had a group of lapdogs cheering me for it, i'd end up comparing it to the Manhattan Project too.

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    2. Re:This is Wrong by johansalk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know I'll be modded down to oblivion for saying this, but fuck it! There you go: Enough with the "evil empire" nonsense, you sound like a fool parrotting the propaganda of 19th century mercantile imperialists- the victors' history and blind nationalism of the fools may have made Churchill a superstar, but in reality he was a stuck-up pig of the upper-classes. You should know that it was the electoral defeat of Churchill that gave the UK its National Health Service, and India its independence. Churchill was a rich imperialist pig who had little care for the natives of the colonies or even the poor of his own nation. Churchill was a pig who waxed lyrical over the mass slaughter of the Sudanese by the machine guns of the British empire (read his friggin' war correspondence from 1899), and admired the Italians for their imperialist 'rape of Ethiopia'. Churchill was a duplicitous pig who claimed he was fighting for the freedom of the people in Eastern Europe who were in the way of the Nazis but had to be contractually arm-twisted by Roosevelt, very much, the liberal president, to extend that same freedom to the people of the Earth under the British empire; read about the friggin Atlantic charter, Churchill insisted that the right for self-determination applied to those about to be under the German empire but *not* to those under the British empire, read about the friggin' Atlantic charter, this was at the height of his 'freedom' rhetoric. I have pride in many, many things British, but Churchill, what he stood for, and his "evil empire" rhetoric is *not* one of them. Here's what the leader of the so-called "evil empire" said about Britain of the day " She controls sixteen million square miles. In India, for example, a hundred million colonial workers with a wretched standard of living must labor for her. One might think, perhaps, that at least in England itself every person must have his share of these riches. By no means! In that country class distinction is the crassest imaginable. There is poverty - incredible poverty - on the one side, and equally incredible wealth on the other... The workmen of that country which possesses more than one-sixth of the globe and of the world's natural resources dwell in misery, and the masses of the people are poorly clad.. In a country which ought to have more than enough bread and every sort of fruit, we find millions of the lower classes who have not even enough to fill their stomachs, and go about hungry." I assume you have not talked to British men and women old enough and from a "common" background who remember being born into that widespread poverty. This is the legacy of Churchill and the social system he defended, the word "common" in the UK is almost an insult - you're either one of the privileged very few, or you're a "commoner", one of the vast mass of society regarded undeserving; I remember telling a girl she had a common name, meaning very frequent, and she thought I was insulting her - this was the social system Churchill was defending! And thank history for the threat of "evil empires" of socialist Germany and communist Soviets that fought for a more equitable world without whom those in control of democracies in the West would not have cared for the masses of "common" people.

  4. Maybe it's just me... by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't exactly make me more inclined towards Yahoo. Quite the opposite - if I have the choice between a vendor who keeps on patting himself on the back and bragging about how great they are and one who actually focuses on making a good product, I'll always chose the latter. I just can't stand that kind of "w3 43r l33t!!!111" attitude.

    And FWIW, it sure seems to me that Google does have the superior product, too. But of course, I may be biased (heck, I *definitely* am), so if you're not sure yourself, do give both a try. I think you'll come to the same conclusion that I've come to, though.

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  5. The word you're looking for is "sophistry" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's like how the republicans do business. They first declare victory. Then they hire people to go to different places, at the same time, and call their opponants "Poor sports" and "losers" for disagreing with them. Through repitition through what appear to be different sources many are easily convienced that so many different people can't be wrong.

  6. Re:I've got news for them... by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not just that, but gmail has indeed changed the way the game is played. When you sign up for gmail, they have a short intro which begins with "GMail is different". They key is that they are not gratuitously different. They are different because they analyzed the email processing process and saw a way to improve it. All the mail clients that I've used before had different ways of arranging things on the screen, but the function that they offered and the paradigm that they supported was the same. It took a little bit for me to get accustomed to the new way of doing things, but now that I'm acclimatized, I'm not going back.

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  7. making claims true...after the claim is made... by 3seas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm the richest man in the world, I have all the great looking girls, all the sex I want, best food in the world and well respected worldwise. I'll tell you how to do the same, just send me $20.

    hint: marketing

  8. Re:I've got news for them... by Sr.+Pato · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The war is far from over, if you judge them both at this point, that'd be like comparing Windows 3.11 with Linux kernel version 1.0. Though you must admit, the statue is a cute gesture. You can tell it's just the competitive spirit, nothing defamatory or serious.

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  9. Re:I've got news for them... by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They lost... I've got both a gmail account and a yahoo account and I must say I like the gmail one better.

    Maybe you should inform Yahoo that you are the judge here.

  10. Re:I've got news for them... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about GMail bringing back the good old DELETE button that we're all accustomed to instead of have it hidden in a drop down list. Sometimes different isn't better... sometimes we really do just want to DELETE something.

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  11. Yahoo beats Google by crmartin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Beats them to what? Yahoo mail is nothing special; gmail is so good I've moved all my personal email to the gmail account. Yahoo has 1 GB, gmail has 2.6 (at last count.) Yahoo has obnoxious ads with lots of motion, colors, and occasionally (ick) noises. Gmail has a column of well-behaved test ads that actually occasionally have something interesting, and spam recipes in the spam folder.

    I don't get it.

  12. Re:I've got news for them... by altoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What amazes me is that Yahoo has not asked users which they prefer.

    What amazes me is that they spent money on a statue instead.

  13. Re:I've got news for them... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >If you install Greasemonkey,

    Thanks for that tip, I'll check it out.

    However, I really think it would just great if we didn't have to install a hack to do something as basic as deleting an email with one button. I mean if the GMail team *truly* watched people use email I suspect they would find out that "delete" is something people do commonly, even with GMail.

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  14. Re:I've got news for them... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No they didn't loose they are measuring their incredible success in volume of emails per second that get throw the system....

    Wonder if that includes the massive amount of mail that their utterly useless spam filter lets through?

    As of writing this, my yahoo mail account (that I haven't used anywhere for 5 years now) contains 4,630 bulk mails, plus another 1,829 messages that didn't get filtered and ended up in my inbox. I don't mind the bulk mailbox - that's where they should go, and it's good for a laugh every once in a while. The amount of crap flowing into the inbox as "real" mail, though, makes the account essentially useless.

  15. they beat google mail ???? by stud9920 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    gmail : 2.5 gig and rising
    yahoo : 1 gig and staying that way

    gmail : paid for by text ads which generally don't show up because I'm not in the target group.
    yahoo : paid for by pop up flashy irrelevant ads, and a SPAM trailer in the mails I send. Forget about using it for any serious mail.

    gmail : k.i.s.s. interface, allowing for rich text
    yahoo : no rich text possibilities found

    gmail : no spam
    yahoo : presents you with a botfilter with unreadable gibberish. Maybe you can't send spam, probably you receive lots

    gmail : ssl pop & smtp
    yahoo : had the features, removed them

    gmail : threads
    yahoo : no threads

    Yahoo beats google ?????

  16. Note to Yahoo!: Try "don't be evil" by metamatic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In April 2004, a Communist Party official told Chinese journalist Shi Tao how to report the upcoming 15th anniversary of the Tienanmen Square massacre.

    Shi Tao took notes at the meeting, wrote up what he had been told to write, and e-mailed a copy to a pro-democracy web site in New York.

    Unfortunately, Shi Tao used Yahoo web mail to send his e-mail. When the Chinese government approached Yahoo and asked them to reveal the personal information of the person who had signed up for the account, they gladly did so.

    Asked about this at a conference in China, Yahoo's Taiwanese co-founder Jerry Yang said:

    "To be doing business in China, or anywhere else in the world, we have to comply with local law."

    Since then, people have pointed out that the journalist hadn't been convicted of any crime. A Chinese lawyer--as in, a lawyer who actually practices law in China--has said that Yahoo was under no legal obligation to reveal the journalist's name. It certainly seems that no legal action was taken against Yahoo to force them to rat out the guy.

    It's a pity there's no Adolf Eichmann Award for Excellence in Only Following Orders, Jerry Yang would have a good chance of winning.

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  17. Re:I've got news for them... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But I often WANT to delete certain messages. Sometimes I want to read them (like junk email I've signed-up for), but after I do so, I want to delete them, forever and ever. It's a common task, and I'm surprised the geniuses at Google can't seem to get that common tasks should be easily accesible, like with a BUTTON instead of a drop-down list.

    Deleting a message is a common task, and that paradigm isn't going to change, regardless of how much space they give me.

    And while we're talking about the drop-down list, why is the "Move to trash" right below the "Add star" button - I've added a star accidently many times I wanted to move a message to the trash.

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  18. Not one ./er got laid last night huh? by benjithedog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, what an angry crowd. You really need take this a little less seriously. It's just an internal messin' around at yahoo. They're trying have some fun and the same sort of thing goes on at google. For starters, they're obviously talking about they're next email encarnation, which is still in testing. It's been well publicized that they're working on a new version, so please stop posting silly "Yahoo mail be looking teh same for years". Secondly, NO, they don't seriously think they're new email is comparable to breaking enigma. There's just exagerting to make things funny. (Am I really explaining what humor is?) Finally, please do realize that you guys *don't* actually work a google. So stop pissing in a circle around Mountain View.

  19. Inappropriate by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass."

    And how is this comment appropriate?

    I've met and talked with math researchers. I keep up with the things crypto. I've worked in industry as a web developer. I must say, there is no possibility that the yahoo people have more brain power than the code breakers.

    I've been seeing this type of ludicrous statement more and more over the past years. I think it's just that these people know that they are losing and need to generate an over inflated sense of self to cover there inferiority.

    Likening corp. competition to WWII?!?! Seriously...

  20. Put Churchill into Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Churchill had many faults but without him we would probably be speaking German.

    In the 1930's, he was one of the few politicians speaking openly about the rise of Facism in Germany and Italy. In 1938 he gave a speech saying that the German involment in the spanish Civil War was a rehersal for battles to come. He was openly derided by many on the Left & Right of Britich (& International) Politics. But history has told us he was right to do so.
    In WW2, Britian turned to him as being the one leader around at the time that could possible lead Britain and its Empire to vicroty over Facism. Try listening to his radio speached sometime. He was an effective speaker who could motivate and inspire people at a time when we needed it.

    At the time of the general election in 1945, the war was effectively over and the people voted him out of office as they began to think of a post war country. Many (if not all) of the senior minister of the Labor Government of 1945 actually served under Churchill in his wartime cabinet especially Atlee & Bevin. They began formatting the ideas that lead to the creation of the NHS in 1942 at the behest of the PM himself.

    Yes Churchill and Britian (along with many other countries) have episodes in their history they would rather forget and in hindsight, recognise that they have done wrong. We have put out hands up and in most cases ack'd this fact. There are other nations in existance today who should be vilified for not doing this. For example, the Japanese for their treatment of POW's.
    Churchill was an accomplished Artist and Author( remarkable like one Adolf Hitler in that respect). He was after the war awarded the nobel prize for literature. He was an obstinate and often obnoxious bastard at times. He was the right person to lead Britian in her time of need.
    If you want to criticise people in History please don't be so biggoted to only mention their bad faults. I suggest you try reading Churchill's "History of the English Speaking People". He does acknoweledge a lot of the bad things that was done on behalf of the Britiah Empire over the years.

  21. Re:I've got news for them... by Kvan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah, but the more irrelevant mails I have lying around, the higher the risk that a search will come up with more results than I need, requiring me to sift through them. That's a whole lot more work than deciding whether to press "y" for archive or "d" for delete.

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    - 'K' in Men in Black.

  22. Re:I've got news for them... by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, yeah, delete nothing. God knows it would be a big, fat, hairy shame to delete any of those "Topic Reply Notifications" I've received from varioius message boards I've posted to.

  23. Re:I've got news for them... by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you actually have any input: put a fscking delete button on there NOW, how f-ing hard is it? I can't believe adding "auto-save drafts" was more important then a delete button!

    What is the big deal about deleting? Gmail is my primary email and I delete a lot of messages, it's never been a problem. Just move to trash and then every few days go to trash, click all, click delete forever and done. Geez, mellow out you 'one delete button' fanatics.

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  24. Re:I've got news for them... by shokk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be great if we could hit Delete to delete mail without applying a crutch like this? I've never archived anything under GMail and don't plan to.

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