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Yahoo's Geek Statue

Philipp Lenssen writes "Yahoo put up a life-size alpha geek statue in honor of the Yahoo Mail team, which they think beat the Gmail team. The statue's plaque says it's presented "in recognition of tremendous intellectual efforts put forth in order to defeat Gmail", and: "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass." Flickr has a photo." It's a nice little article on the difference between two of the net's superpowers.

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  1. Here, have a trophy. by Dubpal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After reading the linked blog, I don't think Yahoo are claiming to have "beat" GMail, as the summary claims (what sort of goals have they set to do this?), rather they're congratulating the Yahoo Mail Team for the effort they've invested thus far in their quest to defeat Google.

    I'm sure a handshake and a smile would have been more fitting but hey, it is a nice statue.

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    1. Re:Here, have a trophy. by mallumax · · Score: 5, Informative
      They are claiming that Yahoo Mail is better than GMail.Check out this sticker
      http://www.flickr.com/photos/kentbrew/60225255/in/ photostream/ It says
      Thanks to the new YAHOO! MAIL we can all give the competition something to kiss.
      The New Yahoo! Mail is superior to GMail
      Wall Street Journal
    2. Re:Here, have a trophy. by clap_hands · · Score: 3, Informative

      Breaking Enigma wasn't a one off-event (like breaking an egg). You had to do it each time the settings changed, which was at least once a day. So it's quite accurate to say that Bletchley Park broke Enigma, and that Polish mathematicians broke Enigma (and the US too). As considerable as the Polish work on Enigma was, the British work was certainly quite comparable as an accomplishment in its own right.

      It is true that the Polish contribution is often overlooked, but we needn't diminish BP in order to rectify that state of affairs.

    3. Re:Here, have a trophy. by clap_hands · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're misinformed, I'm afraid. Most of the Polish techniques relied on exploiting weak indicator systems used by the sender to convey the start positions of the Enigma rotors to the recipient. The indicator system was changed in May 1940, obsoleting the Polish techniques. British codebreakers responded with other methods, primarily the Turing-Welchman bombe, which required a short "crib" of known plaintext (most of the Polish techniques were ciphertext-only attacks).

      I would also question whether the Polish mathematicians (Marian Rejewski, you're thinking of) actually introduced new theorems into mathematics. I believe that the theorem which is sometimes called "the theorem that won World War II" was already known. Rejewski's insight was that this branch of abstract mathematics could have an application in cryptanalysis -- something that nobody had ever thought of before.

  2. One word by Tx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hubris.

    And someone needs to get over there and mod that statue pronto.

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  3. Re:First Post! by boaworm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also, how is it that they "defeated" Gmail? I have accounts with both and find Gmail superior.

    Hey, atleast they got a statue!

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  4. As a GMail user... by fionbio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope that Yahoo releases something competitive, maybe this will finally make GMail team add an option to GMail preferences so that I can receive these attachments... Well, I'm not a big fan of sending stuff as e-mail attachments, but a lot of people prefer this way, and not everyone is aware of GMail's attachment killing habits...

    1. Re:As a GMail user... by fionbio · · Score: 3, Informative

      There was an inaccuracy in my original post - GMail doesn't just kill attachments, it kills the whole messages containing anything suspicious.

      GMail has selective policy on rejecting messages that have some file types attached to them (it judges by extension). It doesn't accept executable files or anything that looks like them or contains them. It rejects ZIP files containing anything suspicious. What's more unpleasant, it seems to reject all RAR attachments regardless of their content. Unfortunatelly I have to work with VB.NET in a somewhat distributed team, and despite the fact that Subversion solves code storage/exchange/etc. problems, there still can be situations when someone sends you several little source files in ZIP - they also get rejected (suspicious .vb extension). As of now, the common solution is renaming files to change their extension to something meaningless before sending them.

      I understand that if Google didn't do anything about filtering out virus attachments, unattended accounts would quickly be overflown despite great mailbox size. But I think they could use some antivirus (e.g. an adapted version of ClamAV) instead of rejecting e-mails.

      Among my friends/colleagues the attachment problem is the greatest complaint (and the most often cited reason for not using GMail). Some of them actually contacted Google, and the answer was something like that this is going to be fixed somehow when they're out of Beta, but something tells me that it's not going to happen too soon).

  5. Re:I've got news for them... by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    gmail is simple and it works. What amazes me is that Yahoo has not asked users which they prefer. This is almost akin to Borland saying that OWL is better than visual (IMHO, OWL was better), or Dr Dos declaring its DOS better than MS-DOS. In each case, the product may have been better, but the vast majority of users said otherwise.

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  6. Launch for New Yahoo Mail? by gabeman-o · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've heard so much about the new Yahoo Mail interface except I haven't heard a launch date. Am I missing something?

  7. This is Wrong by Ed+Almos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry guys, but the work at Yahoo doesn't come close to the efforts made at Bletchley Park to defeat the Germans. The teams at Bletchley were the finest British minds of a generation assembled to beat an evil empire whilst lives were at stake. Comparing this to a phoney war between two email applications is kinda insulting.

    Ed Almos

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    1. Re:This is Wrong by clap_hands · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, it's certainly hyperbole.

      (A bit off-topic, but, because it's not as widely known as it should be, it might also be good to point out the considerable contributions of Polish and American codebreakers to the reading of Enigma. The Polish had been solving Enigma since the end of 1932. Shortly before the start of World War II, they passed their techniques and knowledge onto the British. Without the Polish head start, it would have taken Bletchley Park much longer to get going on Enigma (if at all). The US chipped in later.)

    2. Re:This is Wrong by Woy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Insulting? It reveals a staggering smallness of mind! You rarelly "kick someone's ass" and brag about it. You do one or the other. And Yahoo has made its choice.

      It also shows how distorted one's world view can become if you live in an echo chamber. If everytime i went to the bathroom i had a group of lapdogs cheering me for it, i'd end up comparing it to the Manhattan Project too.

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    3. Re:This is Wrong by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Funny


        Yes, it's certainly hyperbole.

      Stop bullshitting. A movie I saw explained that it was the Americans that broke the Enigma code. Get your history straight before posting.

  8. New Yahoo dictionary? by mikaelhg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Did Yahoo accidentally swap "win" and "lose" in their new dictionary? That can happen when database keys get mixed up!

    To win (in Yahooneese):
    • fall back: retreat
    • fail to make money in a business; make a loss or fail to profit; "I lost thousands of dollars on that bad investment!"; "The company turned a loss after the first year"
    • allow to go out of sight; "The detective lost the man he was shadowing after he had to stop at a red light"
    • fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense; "She lost her purse when she left it unattended on her seat"
    • suffer the loss of a person through death or removal; "She lost her husband in the war"; "The couple that wanted to adopt the child lost her when the biological parents claimed her"
    • misplace: place (something) where one cannot find it again; "I misplaced my eyeglasses"
    • miss from one's possessions; lose sight of; "I've lost my glasses again!"
    • fail to get or obtain; "I lost the opportunity to spend a year abroad"
    • miss: fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind; "I missed that remark"; "She missed his point"; "We lost part of what he said"
    • suffer: be set at a disadvantage; "This author really suffers in translation"
  9. Maybe it's just me... by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't exactly make me more inclined towards Yahoo. Quite the opposite - if I have the choice between a vendor who keeps on patting himself on the back and bragging about how great they are and one who actually focuses on making a good product, I'll always chose the latter. I just can't stand that kind of "w3 43r l33t!!!111" attitude.

    And FWIW, it sure seems to me that Google does have the superior product, too. But of course, I may be biased (heck, I *definitely* am), so if you're not sure yourself, do give both a try. I think you'll come to the same conclusion that I've come to, though.

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  10. sigh.. by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 5, Informative

    no one ever remembers that it were polish scientists who cracked enigma...

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    1. Re:sigh.. by Ed+Almos · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some of us do. Without the work of the Polish scientists on a captured Enigma machine the task at Bletchley Park would have been impossible. Perhaps we should educate the rest of the Slashdot readership.

      Ed Almos

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    2. Re:sigh.. by c_forq · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stop spreading these lies! We all know the Americans did everything useful in World War II. And only the Americans captured an Enigma cipher device as you can clearly watch in this documentry.

      For those of you too lazy to click the link it is to the movie U-571.

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  11. The word you're looking for is "sophistry" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's like how the republicans do business. They first declare victory. Then they hire people to go to different places, at the same time, and call their opponants "Poor sports" and "losers" for disagreing with them. Through repitition through what appear to be different sources many are easily convienced that so many different people can't be wrong.

  12. Re:I've got news for them... by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not just that, but gmail has indeed changed the way the game is played. When you sign up for gmail, they have a short intro which begins with "GMail is different". They key is that they are not gratuitously different. They are different because they analyzed the email processing process and saw a way to improve it. All the mail clients that I've used before had different ways of arranging things on the screen, but the function that they offered and the paradigm that they supported was the same. It took a little bit for me to get accustomed to the new way of doing things, but now that I'm acclimatized, I'm not going back.

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  13. Re:I've got news for them... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about GMail bringing back the good old DELETE button that we're all accustomed to instead of have it hidden in a drop down list. Sometimes different isn't better... sometimes we really do just want to DELETE something.

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  14. Re:Didn't Yahoo! have webmail first? by kimba · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah you did. It is talking about the new Yahoo! Mail which is about to be released and has been subject to previewing for the last few months. It is not talking about the Yahoo! Mail that has been around for years.

    Here is a screenshot.

  15. Re:I've got news for them... by Bertie · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you install Greasemonkey, there's a script for it which will add a delete button to the page alongside the "archive" one Google seems to think you should use for even the most useless messages.

  16. Re:I've got news for them... by altoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What amazes me is that Yahoo has not asked users which they prefer.

    What amazes me is that they spent money on a statue instead.

  17. they beat google mail ???? by stud9920 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    gmail : 2.5 gig and rising
    yahoo : 1 gig and staying that way

    gmail : paid for by text ads which generally don't show up because I'm not in the target group.
    yahoo : paid for by pop up flashy irrelevant ads, and a SPAM trailer in the mails I send. Forget about using it for any serious mail.

    gmail : k.i.s.s. interface, allowing for rich text
    yahoo : no rich text possibilities found

    gmail : no spam
    yahoo : presents you with a botfilter with unreadable gibberish. Maybe you can't send spam, probably you receive lots

    gmail : ssl pop & smtp
    yahoo : had the features, removed them

    gmail : threads
    yahoo : no threads

    Yahoo beats google ?????

  18. Note to Yahoo!: Try "don't be evil" by metamatic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In April 2004, a Communist Party official told Chinese journalist Shi Tao how to report the upcoming 15th anniversary of the Tienanmen Square massacre.

    Shi Tao took notes at the meeting, wrote up what he had been told to write, and e-mailed a copy to a pro-democracy web site in New York.

    Unfortunately, Shi Tao used Yahoo web mail to send his e-mail. When the Chinese government approached Yahoo and asked them to reveal the personal information of the person who had signed up for the account, they gladly did so.

    Asked about this at a conference in China, Yahoo's Taiwanese co-founder Jerry Yang said:

    "To be doing business in China, or anywhere else in the world, we have to comply with local law."

    Since then, people have pointed out that the journalist hadn't been convicted of any crime. A Chinese lawyer--as in, a lawyer who actually practices law in China--has said that Yahoo was under no legal obligation to reveal the journalist's name. It certainly seems that no legal action was taken against Yahoo to force them to rat out the guy.

    It's a pity there's no Adolf Eichmann Award for Excellence in Only Following Orders, Jerry Yang would have a good chance of winning.

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  19. Rich Text by cciRRus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    gmail : k.i.s.s. interface, allowing for rich text
    yahoo : no rich text possibilities found


    Actually if you had used the Internet Explorer, you would be able to enable the rich text capability of Yahoo! Mail. Ahh I see, you must be on Linux.

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  20. Most important for me... by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google has most usernames free and open to use.
    [a-z]{1-7}@yahoo.com address is impossible to get. Yahoo claims all of these: sharp, shrp, shrpy, sharpy, sharpfang, shrpfng, sharpfng, shrpfang, sfg, sfng, shfng, shfg, sfang, sharpf are "busy". Imagine this, all of them. My answer: BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING LIARS! fuck you Yahoo, whoever wants a name like Mike674 or cutegirl_969696 go, use Yahoo. If you want to save digits, semigraphics etc for password and keep your nickname strictly alpha, gmail all the way.

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  21. Re:Slow motion pictures by TheOneTrueRhys · · Score: 3, Informative
  22. Yahoo Mail is better than GMail ? by ^avenger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when ? It is like microsoft presenting an award to themselves that Windows is the most secure OS - Exactly.

  23. You don't get it do you? by animus9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Am I the only one that recognizes this as being a joke?

    About the text on the plaque: Do you people really take this literally?

    The giant life sized plastic geek doesn't give it away to you?

    It's just a harmless gag.

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  24. Inappropriate by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass."

    And how is this comment appropriate?

    I've met and talked with math researchers. I keep up with the things crypto. I've worked in industry as a web developer. I must say, there is no possibility that the yahoo people have more brain power than the code breakers.

    I've been seeing this type of ludicrous statement more and more over the past years. I think it's just that these people know that they are losing and need to generate an over inflated sense of self to cover there inferiority.

    Likening corp. competition to WWII?!?! Seriously...

  25. Yahoooooooo, are you listening ? by itsme1234 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...because I have a couple of ways in which you could really, really improve your service. I might even consider switching back to you.

    1. insane captcha when SENDING mails. There shouldn't be any captcha for sending emails, especially when I have the account for 5 years or so and I sent like 233 mails in total. But no, what if I'm spammer ? You know, when I click "send" I expect to be able to just walk away (and one time I did !) but the mail hasn't been sent because of this crazy captcha. AND I have to admit I failed the captcha at least two times. There's no IQ test, just that you have more than one option to "read" the damn thing.

    2. crazy spam filter. I'm getting mail from people who use ONLY the web interface and send like 2 emails/month and it's marked as spam. Is it that hard to flag the mail sent internally as NOT-SPAM (that is if the sender is not reaching a threshold of emails/day/hour/whatever) ?

    3. crazy, moving ads (sometimes offensive or sexual). Slashdot is getting there too

    4. I understand I have to click thru' as much as possible to get more money in displayed ads but the emails are in yahoo "one click too far" compared to Google

    5. please don't silently change my outgoing emails: don't change "medieval" to "medireview" for my own protection, don't add ads (or at least let me see the ads before), etc

    6. lack of features (free features, that is): google has pop3, forwarding, 2+G and the ability to send email from any address (as long as you can receive email on that address).

  26. Re:Slow motion pictures by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Informative
    That's pretty funny, because I'm reading my Gmail account right now using Lynx, which despite its many capabilities doesn't do ActiveX.

    The only thing GMail requires is JavaScript and cookie support, and even that isn't required, you just get a "For a better Gmail experience, use a fully supported browser" message at the top of the screen.

    To quote from their help page:

      To take advantage of all Gmail has to offer, sign in to your account
          from a fully-supported browser. The following browsers will give you
          access to all of Gmail's features (each is available for free
          download):
              * Microsoft IE 5.5+ (download:Windows)
              * Netscape 7.1+ (download: Windows Mac Linux)
              * Mozilla 1.4+ (download: Windows Mac Linux)
              * Mozilla Firefox 0.8+ (download: Windows Mac Linux)
              * Safari 1.2.1+ (download: Mac)

          If you don't have access to a fully supported browser, you can still
          sign in to Gmail with almost any other browser.
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  27. Re:I've got news for them... by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you actually have any input: put a fscking delete button on there NOW, how f-ing hard is it? I can't believe adding "auto-save drafts" was more important then a delete button!

    What is the big deal about deleting? Gmail is my primary email and I delete a lot of messages, it's never been a problem. Just move to trash and then every few days go to trash, click all, click delete forever and done. Geez, mellow out you 'one delete button' fanatics.

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  28. Re:I've got news for them... by Servants · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you look at standalone mail programs, they don't delete the mail, they send it to a "Trash" folder. That way, you can undo that action easily. When you need space, you have to explicitly empty that folder. The problem is that now you lose that "undelete" operation. You might say you don't need it, but the reason that they have it is that people use it. The problem with common approaches to the trash bin, in my opinion, is that it's not clear for the user _when_ you actually lose the "undelete" option, specially if you have filters that delete messages older than _X_ days.
    With a new name for the trash folder ("archived"), Google keeps the functionality (one-button move-to-trash) but fixes it a bit (naming it "archive" helps understanding the importance of apparently unimportant mail.


    So if Google feels that it's valuable to keep apparently unimportant mail, why not simply cease to expunge old messages from the trash?

    The alternative they've chosen, as you say, is to use the archive folder as a trash can. Which makes it a rather strange place to keep messages I know I actually want to archive, since all the chaff interferes with search. Wouldn't three folders -- archive (never delete), trash (also never delete, and exclude from search by default), and spam (delete after n days, and exclude from search by default -- have been more elegant?

    Personally, I don't have a need for the archive folder at all; my messages pretty much stick in my inbox forever, and it appears to have exactly the same properties as the archive (never delete, search by default). But I also have no objection, as the feature requires no extra clicks out of me, and I understand some people like keeping their inboxes small as a kind of to-do list.

    That said, I do like basically everything else about GMail. Labels and rules work very well for me.