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Yahoo's Geek Statue

Philipp Lenssen writes "Yahoo put up a life-size alpha geek statue in honor of the Yahoo Mail team, which they think beat the Gmail team. The statue's plaque says it's presented "in recognition of tremendous intellectual efforts put forth in order to defeat Gmail", and: "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass." Flickr has a photo." It's a nice little article on the difference between two of the net's superpowers.

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  1. I've got news for them... by Daytona955i · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They lost... I've got both a gmail account and a yahoo account and I must say I like the gmail one better. The interface is just much nicer in my opinion.

    1. Re:I've got news for them... by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      gmail is simple and it works. What amazes me is that Yahoo has not asked users which they prefer. This is almost akin to Borland saying that OWL is better than visual (IMHO, OWL was better), or Dr Dos declaring its DOS better than MS-DOS. In each case, the product may have been better, but the vast majority of users said otherwise.

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      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    2. Re:I've got news for them... by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not just that, but gmail has indeed changed the way the game is played. When you sign up for gmail, they have a short intro which begins with "GMail is different". They key is that they are not gratuitously different. They are different because they analyzed the email processing process and saw a way to improve it. All the mail clients that I've used before had different ways of arranging things on the screen, but the function that they offered and the paradigm that they supported was the same. It took a little bit for me to get accustomed to the new way of doing things, but now that I'm acclimatized, I'm not going back.

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    3. Re:I've got news for them... by Sr.+Pato · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The war is far from over, if you judge them both at this point, that'd be like comparing Windows 3.11 with Linux kernel version 1.0. Though you must admit, the statue is a cute gesture. You can tell it's just the competitive spirit, nothing defamatory or serious.

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    4. Re:I've got news for them... by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They lost... I've got both a gmail account and a yahoo account and I must say I like the gmail one better.

      Maybe you should inform Yahoo that you are the judge here.

    5. Re:I've got news for them... by plumby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Probably a less biased one than Yahoo themselves.

    6. Re:I've got news for them... by bogado · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No they didn't loose they are measuring their incredible success in volume of emails per second that get throw the system....

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    7. Re:I've got news for them... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about GMail bringing back the good old DELETE button that we're all accustomed to instead of have it hidden in a drop down list. Sometimes different isn't better... sometimes we really do just want to DELETE something.

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    8. Re:I've got news for them... by cuerty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He is a neutral Internet user, he is the target of both systems: he is the judge, he isn't just the only one.

      Anyway I've found that Gmail interface it's more confortable to use at work and for tech stuff (like mailing lists) while Yahoo's one is more confortable for the normal user, the one who store photos about their trip to the coast and stuff like that.

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      >Linux is not user-friendly.
      It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
    9. Re:I've got news for them... by Bertie · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you install Greasemonkey, there's a script for it which will add a delete button to the page alongside the "archive" one Google seems to think you should use for even the most useless messages.

    10. Re:I've got news for them... by altoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What amazes me is that Yahoo has not asked users which they prefer.

      What amazes me is that they spent money on a statue instead.

    11. Re:I've got news for them... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >If you install Greasemonkey,

      Thanks for that tip, I'll check it out.

      However, I really think it would just great if we didn't have to install a hack to do something as basic as deleting an email with one button. I mean if the GMail team *truly* watched people use email I suspect they would find out that "delete" is something people do commonly, even with GMail.

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    12. Re:I've got news for them... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No they didn't loose they are measuring their incredible success in volume of emails per second that get throw the system....

      Wonder if that includes the massive amount of mail that their utterly useless spam filter lets through?

      As of writing this, my yahoo mail account (that I haven't used anywhere for 5 years now) contains 4,630 bulk mails, plus another 1,829 messages that didn't get filtered and ended up in my inbox. I don't mind the bulk mailbox - that's where they should go, and it's good for a laugh every once in a while. The amount of crap flowing into the inbox as "real" mail, though, makes the account essentially useless.

    13. Re:I've got news for them... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass."

      This statement is a joke, right?

      Is it possible to mod the start message of a thread as "funny"?

    14. Re:I've got news for them... by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, the whole point of Gmail is NOT deleting things. A "delete" button is against gmail spirit: You don't want to "delete things", you just want to get the things you want, and you don't need to delete the non-important emails to get them, you just need a way to ignore them (gmail)

    15. Re:I've got news for them... by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But I often WANT to delete certain messages. Sometimes I want to read them (like junk email I've signed-up for), but after I do so, I want to delete them, forever and ever. It's a common task, and I'm surprised the geniuses at Google can't seem to get that common tasks should be easily accesible, like with a BUTTON instead of a drop-down list.

      Deleting a message is a common task, and that paradigm isn't going to change, regardless of how much space they give me.

      And while we're talking about the drop-down list, why is the "Move to trash" right below the "Add star" button - I've added a star accidently many times I wanted to move a message to the trash.

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      You know you're a geek if you've ever replied to a tagline.

    16. Re:I've got news for them... by RWerp · · Score: 2

      But it's not Google religion, it's just e-mail. If people want to delete something, why not make it easy for them to do so? I frequently delete e-mails on Gmail, and I don't care that Google thinks I shouldn't.

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    17. Re:I've got news for them... by Kvan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, but the more irrelevant mails I have lying around, the higher the risk that a search will come up with more results than I need, requiring me to sift through them. That's a whole lot more work than deciding whether to press "y" for archive or "d" for delete.

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      "A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
      - 'K' in Men in Black.

    18. Re:I've got news for them... by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, yeah, delete nothing. God knows it would be a big, fat, hairy shame to delete any of those "Topic Reply Notifications" I've received from varioius message boards I've posted to.

    19. Re:I've got news for them... by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you actually have any input: put a fscking delete button on there NOW, how f-ing hard is it? I can't believe adding "auto-save drafts" was more important then a delete button!

      What is the big deal about deleting? Gmail is my primary email and I delete a lot of messages, it's never been a problem. Just move to trash and then every few days go to trash, click all, click delete forever and done. Geez, mellow out you 'one delete button' fanatics.

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      "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." - Unknown
    20. Re:I've got news for them... by shokk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't it be great if we could hit Delete to delete mail without applying a crutch like this? I've never archived anything under GMail and don't plan to.

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    21. Re:I've got news for them... by orasio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You suspect.
      They research.
      Most Human Interfaces specialists will tell you why "archive" is better than "delete".
      All actions should be reversible when possible. "Delete" is not reversible. That is a usability nightmare. getting rid of that function for good would even be nice.
      If you look at standalone mail programs, they don't delete the mail, they send it to a "Trash" folder. That way, you can undo that action easily. When you need space, you have to explicitly empty that folder. The problem is that now you lose that "undelete" operation. You might say you don't need it, but the reason that they have it is that people use it. The problem with common approaches to the trash bin, in my opinion, is that it's not clear for the user _when_ you actually lose the "undelete" option, specially if you have filters that delete messages older than _X_ days.
      With a new name for the trash folder ("archived"), Google keeps the functionality (one-button move-to-trash) but fixes it a bit (naming it "archive" helps understanding the importance of apparently unimportant mail.

    22. Re:I've got news for them... by Servants · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you look at standalone mail programs, they don't delete the mail, they send it to a "Trash" folder. That way, you can undo that action easily. When you need space, you have to explicitly empty that folder. The problem is that now you lose that "undelete" operation. You might say you don't need it, but the reason that they have it is that people use it. The problem with common approaches to the trash bin, in my opinion, is that it's not clear for the user _when_ you actually lose the "undelete" option, specially if you have filters that delete messages older than _X_ days.
      With a new name for the trash folder ("archived"), Google keeps the functionality (one-button move-to-trash) but fixes it a bit (naming it "archive" helps understanding the importance of apparently unimportant mail.


      So if Google feels that it's valuable to keep apparently unimportant mail, why not simply cease to expunge old messages from the trash?

      The alternative they've chosen, as you say, is to use the archive folder as a trash can. Which makes it a rather strange place to keep messages I know I actually want to archive, since all the chaff interferes with search. Wouldn't three folders -- archive (never delete), trash (also never delete, and exclude from search by default), and spam (delete after n days, and exclude from search by default -- have been more elegant?

      Personally, I don't have a need for the archive folder at all; my messages pretty much stick in my inbox forever, and it appears to have exactly the same properties as the archive (never delete, search by default). But I also have no objection, as the feature requires no extra clicks out of me, and I understand some people like keeping their inboxes small as a kind of to-do list.

      That said, I do like basically everything else about GMail. Labels and rules work very well for me.

  2. First Post! by wundabread · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Also, how is it that they "defeated" Gmail? I have accounts with both and find Gmail superior.

    1. Re:First Post! by boaworm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also, how is it that they "defeated" Gmail? I have accounts with both and find Gmail superior.

      Hey, atleast they got a statue!

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  3. Here, have a trophy. by Dubpal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After reading the linked blog, I don't think Yahoo are claiming to have "beat" GMail, as the summary claims (what sort of goals have they set to do this?), rather they're congratulating the Yahoo Mail Team for the effort they've invested thus far in their quest to defeat Google.

    I'm sure a handshake and a smile would have been more fitting but hey, it is a nice statue.

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    1. Re:Here, have a trophy. by boaworm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure a handshake and a smile would have been more fitting but hey, it is a nice statue.


      To me, that poor statue/guy looks _very_ troubled. I guess he just read some reviews of the Yahoo mail service =)

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    2. Re:Here, have a trophy. by mallumax · · Score: 5, Informative
      They are claiming that Yahoo Mail is better than GMail.Check out this sticker
      http://www.flickr.com/photos/kentbrew/60225255/in/ photostream/ It says
      Thanks to the new YAHOO! MAIL we can all give the competition something to kiss.
      The New Yahoo! Mail is superior to GMail
      Wall Street Journal
    3. Re:Here, have a trophy. by clap_hands · · Score: 3, Informative

      Breaking Enigma wasn't a one off-event (like breaking an egg). You had to do it each time the settings changed, which was at least once a day. So it's quite accurate to say that Bletchley Park broke Enigma, and that Polish mathematicians broke Enigma (and the US too). As considerable as the Polish work on Enigma was, the British work was certainly quite comparable as an accomplishment in its own right.

      It is true that the Polish contribution is often overlooked, but we needn't diminish BP in order to rectify that state of affairs.

    4. Re:Here, have a trophy. by clap_hands · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're misinformed, I'm afraid. Most of the Polish techniques relied on exploiting weak indicator systems used by the sender to convey the start positions of the Enigma rotors to the recipient. The indicator system was changed in May 1940, obsoleting the Polish techniques. British codebreakers responded with other methods, primarily the Turing-Welchman bombe, which required a short "crib" of known plaintext (most of the Polish techniques were ciphertext-only attacks).

      I would also question whether the Polish mathematicians (Marian Rejewski, you're thinking of) actually introduced new theorems into mathematics. I believe that the theorem which is sometimes called "the theorem that won World War II" was already known. Rejewski's insight was that this branch of abstract mathematics could have an application in cryptanalysis -- something that nobody had ever thought of before.

    5. Re:Here, have a trophy. by nuggetman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IIRC, doesn't Google offer a free cafeteria with a rather amazing selection? Not having to buy a lunch (and maybe dinner) every day cuts down the cost of living a fair amount

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    6. Re:Here, have a trophy. by Ruis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks to the new YAHOO! MAIL we can all give the competition something to kiss.

      So are they implying that Yahoo! Mail is total ass?

    7. Re:Here, have a trophy. by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Free snacks, Free Lunch/Dinner/Breakfast (very good ones from what I have heard), massages, clothes cleaning, hardware that you need, comfortable environment, great stock options, and time to devote to your own side ideas with the ability to get compenstated if you produce a good product. That is well paid.

      I would take that anyday over a few extra bucks, or a statue.

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  4. One word by Tx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hubris.

    And someone needs to get over there and mod that statue pronto.

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    1. Re:One word by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hubris.

      No shit. They give themselves a statue for being smarter than anybody since Alan Turing? For Yahoo Mail? Sheesh.

      Of course, I guess Google can read it as a compliment; since Gmail is, by all reports, better, I guess that means that Yahoo thinks the google people are smarter than Turing.

      Maybe it's a secret plan to get Google engineers' heads to swell so much that they burst, splattering Google's curvy walls and free juice refrigerators with glial cells and overweening pride.

  5. As a GMail user... by fionbio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope that Yahoo releases something competitive, maybe this will finally make GMail team add an option to GMail preferences so that I can receive these attachments... Well, I'm not a big fan of sending stuff as e-mail attachments, but a lot of people prefer this way, and not everyone is aware of GMail's attachment killing habits...

    1. Re:As a GMail user... by fionbio · · Score: 3, Informative

      There was an inaccuracy in my original post - GMail doesn't just kill attachments, it kills the whole messages containing anything suspicious.

      GMail has selective policy on rejecting messages that have some file types attached to them (it judges by extension). It doesn't accept executable files or anything that looks like them or contains them. It rejects ZIP files containing anything suspicious. What's more unpleasant, it seems to reject all RAR attachments regardless of their content. Unfortunatelly I have to work with VB.NET in a somewhat distributed team, and despite the fact that Subversion solves code storage/exchange/etc. problems, there still can be situations when someone sends you several little source files in ZIP - they also get rejected (suspicious .vb extension). As of now, the common solution is renaming files to change their extension to something meaningless before sending them.

      I understand that if Google didn't do anything about filtering out virus attachments, unattended accounts would quickly be overflown despite great mailbox size. But I think they could use some antivirus (e.g. an adapted version of ClamAV) instead of rejecting e-mails.

      Among my friends/colleagues the attachment problem is the greatest complaint (and the most often cited reason for not using GMail). Some of them actually contacted Google, and the answer was something like that this is going to be fixed somehow when they're out of Beta, but something tells me that it's not going to happen too soon).

  6. Launch for New Yahoo Mail? by gabeman-o · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've heard so much about the new Yahoo Mail interface except I haven't heard a launch date. Am I missing something?

  7. This is Wrong by Ed+Almos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry guys, but the work at Yahoo doesn't come close to the efforts made at Bletchley Park to defeat the Germans. The teams at Bletchley were the finest British minds of a generation assembled to beat an evil empire whilst lives were at stake. Comparing this to a phoney war between two email applications is kinda insulting.

    Ed Almos

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    1. Re:This is Wrong by clap_hands · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, it's certainly hyperbole.

      (A bit off-topic, but, because it's not as widely known as it should be, it might also be good to point out the considerable contributions of Polish and American codebreakers to the reading of Enigma. The Polish had been solving Enigma since the end of 1932. Shortly before the start of World War II, they passed their techniques and knowledge onto the British. Without the Polish head start, it would have taken Bletchley Park much longer to get going on Enigma (if at all). The US chipped in later.)

    2. Re:This is Wrong by Woy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Insulting? It reveals a staggering smallness of mind! You rarelly "kick someone's ass" and brag about it. You do one or the other. And Yahoo has made its choice.

      It also shows how distorted one's world view can become if you live in an echo chamber. If everytime i went to the bathroom i had a group of lapdogs cheering me for it, i'd end up comparing it to the Manhattan Project too.

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    3. Re:This is Wrong by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Funny


        Yes, it's certainly hyperbole.

      Stop bullshitting. A movie I saw explained that it was the Americans that broke the Enigma code. Get your history straight before posting.

    4. Re:This is Wrong by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2, Funny

      If everytime I went to the bathroom I had a group of people cheering me on, I'd know there was either something horribly wrong with the world... or that I was being setup to have my ass glued to the toilet seat.

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    5. Re:This is Wrong by johansalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What hatred?!

      Everything I have written about you can find everywhere if you cared. Even those who stand up for Churchill don't deny his faults "Much has been made of the implicit hypocrisy of Churchill in declaring such sweeping rights of self-determination which in no way affected his attitude toward the British Empire. This criticism is certainly valid..." http://www.winstonchurchill.org/i4a/pages/index.cf m?pageid=281 "

      Read his book "The River War - An Account of the Reconquest of the Sudan (1902)" in which he admires the efficiency of a European power at wiping out the "barbarians" and "savages" that dared resist it and defend themselves "Thus ended the battle of Omdurman--the most signal triumph ever gained by the arms of science over barbarians. Within the space of five hours the strongest and best-armed savage army yet arrayed against a modern European Power had been destroyed and dispersed, with hardly any difficulty, comparatively small risk, and insignificant loss to the victors." http://www.nalanda.nitc.ac.in/resources/english/et ext-project/history/riverwar/leftframe.html

      If you find "hatred" in what I said, it is Churchill you hate!

      The Nazis and Soviets had their faults, no doubt, but Churchill's "evil empire" rhetoric was bullshit! Hitler was no less "evil" than Churchill was, by any means. In fact, man for man and cause for cause, Hitler is far more respectable than that patrician pig.

  8. New Yahoo dictionary? by mikaelhg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Did Yahoo accidentally swap "win" and "lose" in their new dictionary? That can happen when database keys get mixed up!

    To win (in Yahooneese):
    • fall back: retreat
    • fail to make money in a business; make a loss or fail to profit; "I lost thousands of dollars on that bad investment!"; "The company turned a loss after the first year"
    • allow to go out of sight; "The detective lost the man he was shadowing after he had to stop at a red light"
    • fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense; "She lost her purse when she left it unattended on her seat"
    • suffer the loss of a person through death or removal; "She lost her husband in the war"; "The couple that wanted to adopt the child lost her when the biological parents claimed her"
    • misplace: place (something) where one cannot find it again; "I misplaced my eyeglasses"
    • miss from one's possessions; lose sight of; "I've lost my glasses again!"
    • fail to get or obtain; "I lost the opportunity to spend a year abroad"
    • miss: fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind; "I missed that remark"; "She missed his point"; "We lost part of what he said"
    • suffer: be set at a disadvantage; "This author really suffers in translation"
  9. Maybe it's just me... by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't exactly make me more inclined towards Yahoo. Quite the opposite - if I have the choice between a vendor who keeps on patting himself on the back and bragging about how great they are and one who actually focuses on making a good product, I'll always chose the latter. I just can't stand that kind of "w3 43r l33t!!!111" attitude.

    And FWIW, it sure seems to me that Google does have the superior product, too. But of course, I may be biased (heck, I *definitely* am), so if you're not sure yourself, do give both a try. I think you'll come to the same conclusion that I've come to, though.

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  10. sigh.. by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 5, Informative

    no one ever remembers that it were polish scientists who cracked enigma...

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    1. Re:sigh.. by Ed+Almos · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some of us do. Without the work of the Polish scientists on a captured Enigma machine the task at Bletchley Park would have been impossible. Perhaps we should educate the rest of the Slashdot readership.

      Ed Almos

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    2. Re:sigh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bletchley Park did more than the Enigma work (the Lorenz cipher being most notable) and while polish "scientists" did the indeed do the initial work on the Enigma, it still required considerable manpower to "crack" individual messages -- a task which Bletchley Park is rightly credited with.

      I see no reason to belittle Bletchley Park.

    3. Re:sigh.. by c_forq · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stop spreading these lies! We all know the Americans did everything useful in World War II. And only the Americans captured an Enigma cipher device as you can clearly watch in this documentry.

      For those of you too lazy to click the link it is to the movie U-571.

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  11. The word you're looking for is "sophistry" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's like how the republicans do business. They first declare victory. Then they hire people to go to different places, at the same time, and call their opponants "Poor sports" and "losers" for disagreing with them. Through repitition through what appear to be different sources many are easily convienced that so many different people can't be wrong.

  12. Didn't Yahoo! have webmail first? by eples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did I miss something? Yahoo! had webmail for like a decade, then GMail put it to shame, then Yahoo! ... well did they really update their interface much? It looks and works the same to me.

    And now they're giving out statues? Whatever.

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  13. Boring, pointless, irrelevant by MacBeliever · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. This is not news, it's gossip. Who cares what stupid tricks Yahoo! management uses to try to motivate their employees? Oh wait, I know, I better sell that Yahoo! stock.

    2. If any of the Yahoo! Mail team members is actually motivated by a 3D cartoon character with a plaque, they've already lost to GMail.

    3. The plaque says the team's bravery, blah, blah... won't be forgotten until the next version of Yahoo! Mail is released. What happens then? We forget?

    4. I just checked my Yahoo! Mail account (which I only use to give to stupid registration-required sites), and my inbox is full of spam. My GMail inbox has yet to receive a spam message.

    5. They must be referring to a yet-to-be-released version. What good is a product that no one can use? How is that progress towards defeating GMail?. Hint: While Yahoo! celebrates, GMail gains more users.

    1. Re:Boring, pointless, irrelevant by Nutshell_TA · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just wanted to point that if you use your Yahoo account for "stupid registration-required sites" and keep your GMail box private, then you shouldn't be surprise if the Yahoo one gets filled with spam while the GMail one doesn't.

  14. making claims true...after the claim is made... by 3seas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm the richest man in the world, I have all the great looking girls, all the sex I want, best food in the world and well respected worldwise. I'll tell you how to do the same, just send me $20.

    hint: marketing

  15. They beat a Beta? Ok ... by dlasley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they can a) back the claim to have beaten GMail and b) demonstrate an understanding of how to maintain their competitive advantage *after* GMail is out of Beta, _then_ I will be more interested in paying attention to either crying "We're #1!"

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  16. Re:Slow motion pictures by rg3 · · Score: 2

    I don't think it uses ActiveX since it works flawlessly under Linux with Firefox, where ActiveX is not available. It happens to use some advanced Javascript technics that have a fancy sounding name that I don't remember.

  17. Re:Didn't Yahoo! have webmail first? by kimba · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah you did. It is talking about the new Yahoo! Mail which is about to be released and has been subject to previewing for the last few months. It is not talking about the Yahoo! Mail that has been around for years.

    Here is a screenshot.

  18. Re:I don't get it by Nevenmrgan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh wow.

    - Because jeffersonsw@tampabay.rr.com is a terrible email address
    - Because I want to be able to change my ISP and not lose my email address
    - Because most ISPs' webmail interfaces are terrible (actually, are any even decent?)
    - Because ISPs will never even attempt to catch up to the feature/storage/ease/coolness of the webmail superpowers
    - Because a Gmail, Yahoo, or Hotmail (to mention the three big ones) account also gives you numerous other services

  19. AJAX for Yahoo! Mail by cciRRus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I like GMail because it supports AJAX, and Yahoo! Mail seems to be behind in this area. Then, I chanced upon a Firefox extension that adds AJAX support to Yahoo! Mail. It's pretty neat. :)

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  20. they beat google mail ???? by stud9920 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    gmail : 2.5 gig and rising
    yahoo : 1 gig and staying that way

    gmail : paid for by text ads which generally don't show up because I'm not in the target group.
    yahoo : paid for by pop up flashy irrelevant ads, and a SPAM trailer in the mails I send. Forget about using it for any serious mail.

    gmail : k.i.s.s. interface, allowing for rich text
    yahoo : no rich text possibilities found

    gmail : no spam
    yahoo : presents you with a botfilter with unreadable gibberish. Maybe you can't send spam, probably you receive lots

    gmail : ssl pop & smtp
    yahoo : had the features, removed them

    gmail : threads
    yahoo : no threads

    Yahoo beats google ?????

  21. Re:Didn't Yahoo! have webmail first? by jambay · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can sign up for the Beta here: http://whatsnew.mail.yahoo.com/

  22. Note to Yahoo!: Try "don't be evil" by metamatic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In April 2004, a Communist Party official told Chinese journalist Shi Tao how to report the upcoming 15th anniversary of the Tienanmen Square massacre.

    Shi Tao took notes at the meeting, wrote up what he had been told to write, and e-mailed a copy to a pro-democracy web site in New York.

    Unfortunately, Shi Tao used Yahoo web mail to send his e-mail. When the Chinese government approached Yahoo and asked them to reveal the personal information of the person who had signed up for the account, they gladly did so.

    Asked about this at a conference in China, Yahoo's Taiwanese co-founder Jerry Yang said:

    "To be doing business in China, or anywhere else in the world, we have to comply with local law."

    Since then, people have pointed out that the journalist hadn't been convicted of any crime. A Chinese lawyer--as in, a lawyer who actually practices law in China--has said that Yahoo was under no legal obligation to reveal the journalist's name. It certainly seems that no legal action was taken against Yahoo to force them to rat out the guy.

    It's a pity there's no Adolf Eichmann Award for Excellence in Only Following Orders, Jerry Yang would have a good chance of winning.

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  23. Rich Text by cciRRus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    gmail : k.i.s.s. interface, allowing for rich text
    yahoo : no rich text possibilities found


    Actually if you had used the Internet Explorer, you would be able to enable the rich text capability of Yahoo! Mail. Ahh I see, you must be on Linux.

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    1. Re:Rich Text by stud9920 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, Firefox on Windows. But I guess yahoo *beats* google in their inability to write powerful multiplatform code.

  24. Most important for me... by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google has most usernames free and open to use.
    [a-z]{1-7}@yahoo.com address is impossible to get. Yahoo claims all of these: sharp, shrp, shrpy, sharpy, sharpfang, shrpfng, sharpfng, shrpfang, sfg, sfng, shfng, shfg, sfang, sharpf are "busy". Imagine this, all of them. My answer: BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING LIARS! fuck you Yahoo, whoever wants a name like Mike674 or cutegirl_969696 go, use Yahoo. If you want to save digits, semigraphics etc for password and keep your nickname strictly alpha, gmail all the way.

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  25. Image provenance? by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can anyone identify the artist and/or supply a pointer to the original image?

    I'm interested in what ray tracer was used (POV-Ray?, what modeller (looks like maybe Blender?, and time and details about the rendering.

    I also think the artist should get some credit.

  26. Re:Slow motion pictures by TheOneTrueRhys · · Score: 3, Informative
  27. Yahoo Mail is better than GMail ? by ^avenger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when ? It is like microsoft presenting an award to themselves that Windows is the most secure OS - Exactly.

  28. Not one ./er got laid last night huh? by benjithedog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, what an angry crowd. You really need take this a little less seriously. It's just an internal messin' around at yahoo. They're trying have some fun and the same sort of thing goes on at google. For starters, they're obviously talking about they're next email encarnation, which is still in testing. It's been well publicized that they're working on a new version, so please stop posting silly "Yahoo mail be looking teh same for years". Secondly, NO, they don't seriously think they're new email is comparable to breaking enigma. There's just exagerting to make things funny. (Am I really explaining what humor is?) Finally, please do realize that you guys *don't* actually work a google. So stop pissing in a circle around Mountain View.

  29. You don't get it do you? by animus9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Am I the only one that recognizes this as being a joke?

    About the text on the plaque: Do you people really take this literally?

    The giant life sized plastic geek doesn't give it away to you?

    It's just a harmless gag.

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  30. Inappropriate by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Not since the code breakers in Britain's Bletchley Park deciphered Germany's Enigma code during World War II has so much brainpower been focused on kicking an enemy's ass."

    And how is this comment appropriate?

    I've met and talked with math researchers. I keep up with the things crypto. I've worked in industry as a web developer. I must say, there is no possibility that the yahoo people have more brain power than the code breakers.

    I've been seeing this type of ludicrous statement more and more over the past years. I think it's just that these people know that they are losing and need to generate an over inflated sense of self to cover there inferiority.

    Likening corp. competition to WWII?!?! Seriously...

  31. Mod the statue? by Pichu0102 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How the hell are you gonna install Linux on THAT thing?

  32. Yahoooooooo, are you listening ? by itsme1234 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...because I have a couple of ways in which you could really, really improve your service. I might even consider switching back to you.

    1. insane captcha when SENDING mails. There shouldn't be any captcha for sending emails, especially when I have the account for 5 years or so and I sent like 233 mails in total. But no, what if I'm spammer ? You know, when I click "send" I expect to be able to just walk away (and one time I did !) but the mail hasn't been sent because of this crazy captcha. AND I have to admit I failed the captcha at least two times. There's no IQ test, just that you have more than one option to "read" the damn thing.

    2. crazy spam filter. I'm getting mail from people who use ONLY the web interface and send like 2 emails/month and it's marked as spam. Is it that hard to flag the mail sent internally as NOT-SPAM (that is if the sender is not reaching a threshold of emails/day/hour/whatever) ?

    3. crazy, moving ads (sometimes offensive or sexual). Slashdot is getting there too

    4. I understand I have to click thru' as much as possible to get more money in displayed ads but the emails are in yahoo "one click too far" compared to Google

    5. please don't silently change my outgoing emails: don't change "medieval" to "medireview" for my own protection, don't add ads (or at least let me see the ads before), etc

    6. lack of features (free features, that is): google has pop3, forwarding, 2+G and the ability to send email from any address (as long as you can receive email on that address).

  33. IE5 Vs. Netscape 4.x.x.x by JesseCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone remember when IE 5 employees slapped that 10/12 foot giant "e" on the Netscape campus to proove that they "won" the browser wars...?

    http://news.com.com/2100-1001-203835.html?legacy=c net/

    It was just a dumb prank that prooved to be a self fullfilling prophesy for a good many years. Maybe this is just the kind of one-up-manship Yahoo needs to make it's employees at least, believe they are actually harder working or more dedicated to their craft.

    In any case my allusion above should be enough to show how ridiculous anyone calling themselves the winner in these kinds of battles. IE is hardly superior to most of it's competition these days.

  34. Yahoo!'s Motivation by uan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There is one basic motivational factor that seperates Gmail from Yahoo! Mail: serving the customer.

    Google Mail listens to feedback and designs their webmail to most benifit the user, while Yahoo! Mail clearly has their motivation elsewhere. Also, Yahoo would not even be motivated to improve their webmail interface if it hadn't been for Google releasing their far superior webmail service.

    Their sources of motivation is what seperates the good(Yahoo) from the great(Google).

  35. Publicity by erica_ann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's all about publicity anymore...
    Sure, publicity has a factor.. and some even thrive off of negative attention.

    But, in the end, its quality that counts.. not the publicity. Word of mouth will spread faster than any statue, prank, or publicity.

    If a company wants the word spread.. they should invest in quality and consider the user.. not publicity competitions

  36. Why hasn't anybody else said this yet? by RowboatRobot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why has nobody else picked up on this yet? It's obvious what Yahoo is doing. They're marketing to a demographic(maddox.xmission.com). It's trying to build an image for itself. Companies do this all the time. They figure out what their target demographic is (in this case, they think their desired audience is a bunch of fun-loving technically-inclined computer users) and they market to that demographic. In this case they're trying to hook on the kind of people which work hard to spread gmail and firefox just out of loyalty. They're just pathetically posturing and pandering to this audience, but they don't even know how to do it. All they can do is just jump around like an annoying 5 year old trying to get attention. And when I say jumping around trying to get attention, I mean something like this: "Hey check out cool we are! We're so hip and funny(slashdot) and in touch with today's teechnology and cool stuff(slashdot), forget gmail, look at us! Look how cool and funny and hip and fresh we are, and how we put a cool, fun spin on technology! Google's just a bunch of old fogeys. But everyone here is just a bunch of cool and smart dudez having a good time!" It's pathetic. They don't even have attention, because they've been so stagnant and moronic and lazy for the past, oh, I dunno, 4 years, that they've lost all loyalty form anyone who's even slightly technically inclined to bigger and better services (and remember, those are the people who really help a website get attention). But Yahoo is finally feeling that it can't just act like a lazy monopolistic conglomerate anymore, because it's realizing that its shares are slipping to the cooler, fresher, more in touch, and much more useful google. Yahoo realizes that if it doesn't get its ass in gear, its going to be losing its members to google soon. So, like the stupid, slow, lazy, and out of touch corporate conglomerate it is, it tries to get the attention that google has from being cool, fresh, and in touch. Yahoo tries to get this attention by making itself out to be cool, fresh, and in touch. By jumping up and down and saying "look how cool I am! I'm so cool!" The difference is, google looks cool without even trying. Google is cool not because it spends time trying to bolster its personal image (although it does focus on image some) of being a relaxed, good natured company. Google is cool because it is a relaxed, good natured company. It doesn't just pretend to have those plastic balls all around, or have that big, open, cafeteria. That 20% of all employees time which must go to projects of their liking isn't all just a hoax. Google is actually a company based on relaxed, good natured principles. But yahoo, which I'm sure is still based around a traditional business model, with CEOs and departments, and 8 levels of management and corporate beauracracy, a company whose goals are mostly sluggish and monopolistic paradigms (such as being the king of online TV(wired.com), which it has now failed miserably at due to iTunes jumping out of nowhere and kicking its ass.), is most obviously not cool and fresh and funny and funky. This is all just showy propaganda. Yahoo's upper management have just given the OK for the marketing department to play up this major 100+ employee corporation as being this cool, fresh, hip group of fun tech guys just cooperating for the heck of it to create good stuff. That is everything yahoo is not. I imagine we'll see more bullshit like this as yahoo makes more and more desperate attempts to get a hold on its slipping popularity, perhaps some of them may work. But all the make-up in the world won't hide the fact that yahoo is an ugly, decrepit, slow moving and out-of-shape hag of a corporation. Unless yahoo chan

  37. Actual photo link, without blogs, etc. by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
  38. Re:Slow motion pictures by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Informative
    That's pretty funny, because I'm reading my Gmail account right now using Lynx, which despite its many capabilities doesn't do ActiveX.

    The only thing GMail requires is JavaScript and cookie support, and even that isn't required, you just get a "For a better Gmail experience, use a fully supported browser" message at the top of the screen.

    To quote from their help page:

      To take advantage of all Gmail has to offer, sign in to your account
          from a fully-supported browser. The following browsers will give you
          access to all of Gmail's features (each is available for free
          download):
              * Microsoft IE 5.5+ (download:Windows)
              * Netscape 7.1+ (download: Windows Mac Linux)
              * Mozilla 1.4+ (download: Windows Mac Linux)
              * Mozilla Firefox 0.8+ (download: Windows Mac Linux)
              * Safari 1.2.1+ (download: Mac)

          If you don't have access to a fully supported browser, you can still
          sign in to Gmail with almost any other browser.
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  39. Re:Slow motion pictures by imroy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not exactly. Gmail is an 'AJAX' webapp, and under IE the XMLHTTPRequest object is implemented as an ActiveX control. But it's not installing its own ActiveX control, just one that's provided standard with the browser install. The security hole that ActiveX creates is when web pages can install their own custom control(s), which runs as pretty much a normal user app (not in a sandbox), and that Windows users are so acustomed to clicking 'ok' without reading whenever a confirmation dialog pops up. So I wouldn't say Gmail is insecure just because it uses ActiveX (on IE). It just doesn't use it in an insecure way.

  40. We are missing the point here by droops · · Score: 2, Funny

    i think the point today is that people are free to use whatever they want to use. but with pics like this in this guys flicker account, i might we switching to yahoo!!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/kentbrew/16461649/in/ photostream/

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/kentbrew/16461648/in/ photostream/