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The Ultimate Star Trek Collection

roelbj writes "For those Star Trek fans wondering what to ask for this Christmas, you may wish to consider The Ultimate Star Trek Collection to be released on November 15. For just (cough) $2499.99, you'll get 212, count them, 212 DVDs with everything ever produced under the name, including all seasons of all five telvision series as well as the ten feature films. Before loading up your disc changer and hitting play, remember to get up once in a while."

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  1. No figurines by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, that's the deal breaker.

    Hardly "Ultimate".

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    1. Re:No figurines by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny

      For an extra $500, could I get the same collection without any of the Voyager episodes?

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    2. Re:No figurines by Baricom · · Score: 4, Funny

      For an extra $500, could I get the same collection without any of the Voyager episodes?

      Absolutely. Please make the check payable to "Baricom."

    3. Re:No figurines by Forge · · Score: 2, Funny

      THEY ARE STATUES!!

      Men should act like men.

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  2. What a waste by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really don't see the point of this. Every true geek has already seen all of that anyway. It's not something they really need.

    On the other hand $2500 will pay for a lot of hookers.

    1. Re:What a waste by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I really don't see the point of this.

      Amazon was tired of sitting hundreds boxed sets of Voyager. They figured if they bundled them with other stuff people might accidently buy them.

      If this plan fails they'll hire Jeri Ryan to personally hand deliver every copy of a Voyager season bought. They figure that if she sold the series once, she can do it again.

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  3. My god! by Rhinobird · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's full of Star Treks!

    I swear, I hear angels singing right now. And is it possible for divine light to shine on a webpage?

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  4. Where's the torrent? by Werrismys · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like CD's in 1994... the sheer amount of data works as a copy protection...

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  5. Ironic! by SolitaryMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was reading the article "480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch" (second link) I had a "Breakfast Bistro Sandwich" ad on the top of the page. What an irony!

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  6. Re:worth it? by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sad thing is, it *is* at least 30% off...

    List Price: $3,908.99
    Price: $2,499.99
    You Save: $1,409.00 (36%)

    funnier... "You may also be interested in these items..."
    Above All Co. L74995CN Forearm Forklift Lifting Straps

    is it really that heavy???

  7. Does it include cool Yoda and Han Solo posters? by Neeth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh wait... Star Trek

    That explains the 212 DVD's too.

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  8. Hard sell? by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll admit that even a very casual fan like me finds that set rather attractive looking (though its presence in my house would remove any possibility of a date so long as it was visible). However there are a couple problems. I'm too lazy to do the math and see if buying the whole set at once is a bargain at all (I know that some would say the conveniance of having it all at once is worth it anyway.) Another problem is that if someone is hardcore enough of a fan to want all seven seasons of Voyager, well, they probably have it already, like the first user review on Amazon indicated. It is however a nice display of the great treatment Trek has gotten on DVD these last couple years.

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  9. Soooo.... by kisielk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone have a torrent?

  10. ALL of them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ooo, does it have the one where they modify the main deflector, meet a strange new lifeform, and have to make some crucial decision about ethics and/or sexy blue aliens? 'cause I think that's the only episode I missed...

  11. Re:Was the link necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...says the 480lb poster fused to his couch.

  12. LOW PRICE by masterpenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    i love the badge next to the price that says "Low Prices!"

    somehow $2,400 isn't that low of a price to me, given that's half of my car loan.

  13. BUT You Save $1,409.00 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    HOT DAMN! I can use the extra cash for my spock ears!

  14. Re:The Animated Series!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > The validity of the events in the animated series in connection to the original series timeline is disputed.

    Someone's been spending too much time on Wikipedia

  15. Re:Was the link necessary? by VirexEye · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently you missed the memo where laughing at dead people is now ok.

  16. It's not complete until it contains by SecureTheNet · · Score: 5, Funny

    a set of pointy ears!

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  17. Animated to be released on Dec 31st by jbridges · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to Amazon, the Animated Star Trek Series will be released on Dec 31st, 1969.

    Star Trek - The Animated Series (1973)
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005JN6D/002-75 16313-1096059?v=glance&n=130

    So find yourself a gateway into the past (and try to avoid saving any sexy pacifists by accident).

  18. Re:The Animated Series!? by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, let's see...

    The Original Series
    The Animated Series
    The Next Generation
    Deep Space Nine

    No, actually, that's only four. There were only four Star Trek TV series ever made. I don't see where you people are getting five, let alone six.

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  19. HAHAHA fattys! by bazmail · · Score: 1, Funny

    HAHAHA fatpeople crack me up!
    They are natures clowns.

    Anyway it works out at about 12 bucks per DVD which ain't so bad. Not much of
    a bulk discount though.

  20. i love subjects by Anthrox · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll wait a few years then i'll just buy it on one disc http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_Versatile _Disc/

    1. Re:i love subjects by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah. By the 24th century, if you want a holographic version you just tell the computer to generate you one, and it'll produce ST:TNG or whatever.

      Rumours that the technology to generate a complete ST episode using only a computer program exists today are, of course, wholly unfounded.

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  21. Re:The Animated Series!? by deetsay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Less tribbles... less troubles

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  22. Re:Just over three weeks long by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, but if you're using MPlayer's '[' and ']' keys, you can view all the episodes at 10x normal speed. Then you only need 54 hours and a lot of tea to calm the nerves.

  23. Re:Just over three weeks long by KylePflug · · Score: 2, Funny
    SW freak

    Whoops. Now's the part where you run for your life.
  24. Re:What makes a movie worth watching over again? by waynemcdougall · · Score: 4, Funny
    Maybe because Casablanca is the greatest screenplay yet written

    Ahh yes...Of all the space bars in all the worlds, you had to re-materialise in mine.

    The one starring Myra Binglebat and Peter Beardsley was definitive.

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  25. Re:The Animated Series!? by David_W · · Score: 4, Funny
    No, actually, that's only four.

    Picard: THERE... ARE... FOUR... SERIES!

  26. Re:The Animated Series!? by biglig2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    By such logic, TOS is also non-cannon as it includes a cross-over with another TV show, "Assignment: Earth".

    (Please don't post pointing out that Assignment: Earth never made it past it's pilot, or I will be forced to invoke Wold Newton, and you won't like that.)

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  27. I wonder if there is an Easter Egg by hrieke · · Score: 4, Funny

    After watching all the DVDs, does William Shatner appear and tell you to "Get A Life"?

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  28. Re:No figurines: (B5 fan's response..) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who in their right mind would pay $2.5k for this?

    Hell, B5 in totality costs $500 (depending on where you get your discs), and for another $450 you can get actual scripts for almost every episode, released by JMS. (By "actual", I mean "with all the original parts intact", "with plots etc. that were excised before filming", and "with practical jokes played on the actors.") Check it out: www.babylon5scripts.com (There's a page with sample script pages, with stuff tossed out of the pilot..)

    And.... you can actually sit through the entire series without scratching your head and going, "Didn't these dumb [expletive] just FIX THIS [expletive] PROBLEM?" and "WHY THE [expletive] CAN'T THEY FIX THE [expletive] HOLODECK?" and "You're telling me that, despite robotic hearts and bionic livers, they can't grow hair on Picard's or Sisko's heads?"