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Spyware Maker Sues Detection Firm

Luigi30 writes "ZDnet reports that RetroCoder, makers of the SpyMon remote monitoring program, are suing Sunbelt Software, makers of ConterSpy, a spyware detector program, for detecting the SpyMon as spyware. According to the EULA, SpyMon can not be used in 'anti-spyware research,' and detecting it is therefore a violation of it. 'In order to add our product to their list, they must have downloaded it and then examined it. These actions are forbidden by the notice,' a RetroCoder spokesperson said."

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  1. i hate spyware....but.. by atarione · · Score: 4, Funny

    their EULA is GENIUS>.... evil evil genius.

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    1. Re:i hate spyware....but.. by piquadratCH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it isn't genious. It's only the crap you'd expect from an asshole...

    2. Re:i hate spyware....but.. by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      1. EULAs are BS. The spyware company happily uploaded a copy of their software to the anti-spyware company on request. Clicking the install button below a 3000 word pile of legalese after you've been given the software isn't a valid contract, for reasons well explained many times before on this site. Heck, the spyware company doesn't even know what individual supposedly "agreed" to the EULA. The janitor? A 12-year-old child? Could have been anyone.

      2. Why is the industry so lawsuit crazy? Lawsuits are supposed to reimburse you for actual unlawful damages done. What damage was done by the anti-spyware company downloading the software? A few cents' worth of bandwidth at the most. What damage was done by installing it? None at all. This is surely the most baseless lawsuit ever.

      (I know that including the spyware definitions in anti-spyware software will [one hopes] hurt the spyware company, but that's not what the suit is about.)

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  2. If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck... by VGPowerlord · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Since when could a company dictate to other companies what how they could classify the software?

    If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, then it must be a duck. :P

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  3. The answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is for the detection firm to add a section to their EULA that forbids anti-anti-spyware research!

    1. Re:The answer... by slavemowgli · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You moderators might think that's Funny, but it's actually a very interesting point. If I can, basically, say "you're not allowed to come anywhere near my software" in the EULA as a spyware maker, why can't I say the same thing as an anti-spyware maker?

      What's nice about this is that it works out no matter whether such a clause would be accepted: if it is accepted, then the spyware maker would have violated the anti-spyware product's EULA by looking at how it classifies the spyware. If it's not accepted, on the other hand, then the corresponding clause in the spyware's EULA would also not be accepted.

      Myself, I think that such clauses aren't valid, but I also think that even if a court thinks they are, it'd be pretty impossible to actually get a case, as they could trivially be circumvented. For example, if I visit a friend and use their computer to do something in Photoshop, am I then bound by Photoshop's EULA? Of course not; I didn't buy the program, I didn't install it, I didn't agree to anything. My friend might be (or not), but I certainly am not. A spyware maker could do the same thing: just don't install the spyware yourself, but rather classify it after it infected someone else's computer. (On a side note, I doubt that most spyware actually presents a EULA to the user where he can clearly see what is going to happen, where he's given the opportunity to say "no, thanks" and where, if he does, the spyware will not be installed, anyway).

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  4. I'm not sure which is scarier... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that someone actually is trying this, or the fact that I'm half-afraid it might work.

    Let's all hope not.

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    1. Re:I'm not sure which is scarier... by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'm actually quite glad of this. The outcome of this case will determine just what is and what is not enforceable in an EULA.

      For instance, how about that bit about not disassembling, decompiling or reverse-engineering software that's in so many EULAs? That's the same kind of thing as this 'not use in spyware research' clause. If the one is unenforceable, then is the other one too?

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    2. Re:I'm not sure which is scarier... by Sierpinski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's one thing I never really understood. Historically, its never been the case (legally at least) where just because you write it down and make someone agree to it, it becomes legally binding. If I put in the EULA for software that I wrote, that if you click OK and install this software, you immediately forfeit all rights to your house, all cars, and all cash assets to me, you know someone would just click through that without reading, but of course they wouldn't be legally bound to give me their assets. Any court in the country would overturn that, which just goes to show, just because you write something down doesn't make it legally binding.

      If I got you to sign a paper saying I could beat the snot out of you, and a police officer walks by during the act, what do you think said cop would say if I said "Its OK officer, he signed a waiver saying I could do this to him." Its just ridiculous.

      Congress should outlaw EULA agreements altogether, even the part that says 'If this breaks we aren't responsible.' They wrote the software saying that it works, and if it breaks, they SHOULD be responsible.

  5. Does it work against FBI agents too? by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Insightful
    According to the EULA, SpyMon can not be used in 'anti-spyware research,' and detecting it is therefore a violation of it.

    Anyone remember those MOTD's on pirate-software FTP sites giving us a pseudo-legal-brief about President Clinton signing some law, and then "FBI AGENTS YOU CANNOT ENTER THIS SITE"?

    1. Re:Does it work against FBI agents too? by Kjella · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Anyone remember those MOTD's on pirate-software FTP sites giving us a pseudo-legal-brief about President Clinton signing some law, and then "FBI AGENTS YOU CANNOT ENTER THIS SITE"?

      They never stopped, FTP simply lost importance. IRC fserves used to have them too. Websites, DC++ hubs, eMule hubs, WinMX shares as well. It's funny, I've had people present me that and then ask me if I'm a cop as well. Even after sending them this and this they still think it is for real. I guess it's some kind of mental self-defense, denial or whatever that makes them go LALALALALA I can't hear you.

      Kjella

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    2. Re:Does it work against FBI agents too? by welshsocialist · · Score: 3, Informative

      I remember this too. According to Snopes and this blog post, these warnings - boiled down to the simplest level - told law enforcement and other groups that going after them was a violation of non-existing 1995 Internet privacy law signed by former President Clinton.

      It isn't true.

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  6. I dont think they'll win by bjason82 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This kind of thing is not likely to stand up in court. Spyware has been proven to be a malicious type of software that voilates one's privacy, therefore I would be shocked if the courts find in favor of the spyware maker. The spyware maker might have thought it was clever adding that clause in their EULA, but essentially what they've stipulated was people cannot investigate how their software works in order to prevent it's unwanted installation on to one's system. Not likely to stand up in court.

  7. Prove my invisible friend ISN'T Jesus. by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you do produce a program that will affect this software's ability to perform its function, then you may have to prove in criminal court that you have not infringed this warning.

    Is it legal for contracts to include conditions that are physically impossible to do? If so, my next bit of software is coming with a "If you can't prove you didn't make copies of the software, you owe us for as many copies as could possibly have been made between the time you first run the program and the time we sue you." Since nobody reads those things anyway.

    On a mostly unrelated note, I wrote a program that shows funny pictures. It's awesome, and it's only 1 cent, for... processing purposes, if anyone's interested in a download.

  8. Heuristics ? Or the admit in the EULA by tines · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First: they almost admit in the EULA that is a spyware product. Who the fuck else would put such an idiot line in the EULA. Second: the antispyware company might have used some sort of heuristics. No install required. I would really like to see this go in court: isn't there a limit on the kind of shit people put in that EULA ?

  9. Don't agree to eula! by pawstar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Em. I don't get it. Who says the the company has to agree to the eula to look at it? If the spyware company declines the eula agreement they are not bound to it and as a result the proggy is not installed. How does that restrict they spyware company from analyzing the binaries present in the setup program? Decompress the archive and create a fingerprint done!

  10. Other great EULA small print by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Section 6783.

    You agree that in using this Software, You give Us the right to your first born child.

    Section 6784.

    You agree that in using this Software, you will never hit the "g" key on your keyboard between 4:50AM and 3:15PM. This clause will survive termination of the Agreement.

    Section 6785.

    You will never call the Software a Piece Of Shit in public or in private.

  11. Unenforceble I'd Say by amelith · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's next? Passing a note to a bank teller "By reading this note you have agreed to let me rob your bank and not press the alarm button"?

    EULAs are becoming increasingly cluttered with unenforceable and in cases downright silly things. With any luck a few frivolous lawsuits might see some of them struck down.

    Ame

    1. Re:Unenforceble I'd Say by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's more like
      • By reading this note the teller agrees that the Funds Recovery Action undertaken by the Funds Recoverer is not a bank robbery.
      • Teller agrees to withdraw and surrender such funds as the Funds Recoverer demands.
      • Teller agrees that the Funds Recoverer is not responsible for any financial loss resultant from Teller's participation in the Funds Recovery Action.
      • Any attempts at funds recovery undertaken by Teller or his or her employeer against the Funds Recoverer is expressly disallowed as a derivative work of this Funds Recovery Action.
      • Any video recordings of the Funds Recovery Action are expressly disallowed as a derivative work of this Funds Recovery Action and are the property of the Recoverer.
      • Teller agrees to fund all legal and medical expenses incurred by the Recoverer resultant from the Teller's refusal to cooperate in the Funds Recovery Action.
      • Teller agrees that any violation of this Agreement, including refusal to accept the Agreement, shall entitle the Recoverer to financial compensation of twice the amount demanded in the original Recovery Action.
      • Now put the money in the bag and lie down on the fucking floor.
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  12. Don't need to by JanneM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They don't need to be able to win. All they need is to have enough of a case to threaten them with long, costly litigation - and once the expected cost of defending themselves is greater than the cost of caving in, most businesses will cheerfully cave. In fact, for publicly traded companies you can make a decent case that it's their duty to do so.

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    1. Re:Don't need to by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      once the expected cost of defending themselves is greater than the cost of caving in, most businesses will cheerfully cave. In fact, for publicly traded companies you can make a decent case that it's their duty to do so.

      Except that if a clause like this were upheld, all the spyware makers would start adding similar clauses in short order, and anti-spyware makers would be out of business. It shouldn't be too hard to explain this to shareholders.

  13. No shame!! by cra · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have they no shame!??

    The spyware people should be treated like programming commands and scripts: "Carried out and executed".

    In general, I think the USA should change its name to "SueSA". When are people going to take responsibility for their own actions? If someone walks on my sidewalks and trips in a hole in it, it's their own g*dd*mn f**ing fault for not watching where they are going, not mine.

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  14. Virus creator sues McAffee for USD 200$ Mio by lightweave · · Score: 5, Funny

    ++++ fake ticker ++++ Johnny Bash, famous for writing applications like WORM32 and Trojan.Hoax, has today filed a lawsuit against McAffee. His complaint is that the EULA for this applications specifically forbids the reverse engineering or analyzing of the code for anti-virus companies. He says that by downloading and installing his latestes achievment, McAffee implicitly agreed to the conditions and thus violated the EULA by including the anti-virus measures in their latest software.

  15. Re:My god by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah. the popular "Bend Over" EULA.

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  16. So much fun by pepeperes · · Score: 5, Funny

    U.S. lawsuits are merrier and merrier all the time! Very few surrealist artists had as much imagination as some lawyers do!

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  17. Re:If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if it weighs the same as a duck, it must be a witch.

  18. EULAs are not valid contracts... by vhogemann · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At least here at Brazil.

    To a contrat be valid, it must be an agreement between two parts. In the case of an EULA the consumer doesnt have any power of negociation, and in pratice cant change anything on the EULA.

    The brazilian legislation also states that you cant be forced to agree with a contract that prejudice, or denies, any of your rights. This way no EULA can really be enforced here.

    Just my 2c.

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  19. EULA's on individual computers by pilybaby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps there should be a system where any software installed has to agree to a license on that computer. So I can add my own EULA to my computer and any software vendor that has their software on my computer has to agree to it. There can be a nice API that can be used to get at the license and everything. If I have to agree to an EULA when installing their products on my machine, they should have to agree to my EULA to run their software on my machine. If they break it then I can sue them.

    This is fair too, because as much as I don't understand their EULAs, they wont be able to understand mine. Vive la revolution in software consumer rights!

  20. Re:My god by AnonymousBystander · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah.. the popular soviet russia joke...
    spywares sue YOU now becomes reality

    Next, write this on your T-shirt
    "By looking at me, you agree to ...

  21. Re:My god by gazbo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm not sure there's a problem - this is how things should be. No, come back, I'm serious!

    The modern world is completely founded on contracts of one form or another - an EULA being an example of such a contract. Now this case is clearly ridiculous, and as such I fully expect the challenge to fail (and further could set interesting precedents regarding the reach of EULAs). BUT the company should have the right to bring the challenge, and should be heard by a judge.

    You cannot just wave your hands at something that sounds ridiculous and then refuse to hear it, because you certainly will end up ignoring meritous cases.

  22. It can be downloaded without OKing the agreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just go to

    http://www.spymon.com/downloads/install.exe

    Then you can extract the files from the installer exe without agreeing to anything.

  23. Message for SpyMon developers by 50m31sl4sh. · · Score: 5, Funny

    By reading this post, you agree to pay me $1,000,000.

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  24. Re:My god by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh, don't worry... they can't possibly win this case.

    The EULA only enforces certain rules if you want to use the program. If you do not use the program - which would mean running the binaries, if I'm any judge - you may not use the program.

    It would be most interested to see whether their EULA contains something along the lines 'this software is provided as-is, and is not fit for any express purpouse' - something similar can IIRC be found in MS Office. That clause would counter and dispel the clause that claims it can not be used in spyware research - regardless of the fact that the program does not have to be running for it to be examined. It doesn't even have to be installed, and the EULA doesn't even have to be read, let alone agreed to.

    The package can be extracted, binaries examined... And, if the sued company wants to be evil, they can just claim that any software that forbids the end-user to include it in spyware research (and how in the world would you enforce that rule against NOD32's heuristics and automatic mailing suspicious binaries to their lab really escapes me) deserves to be added to their spyware list. They never had to get past reading the EULA to add the program to their list, so they never would have installed it and, of course, never agreed to the EULA in the first place. If they never installed the program, the EULA is unenforceable.

    Finally, proving a negative is not what the US court system is based on, at least from what I've heard about it - innocent until proven guilty (unless it's a terrorism accusation, but I don't really want to troll right now). So the spyware maker has to prove that there was no possible way for the sued company to examine their binaries without agreeing to their EULA. If the sued company can prove that there is at least one way for them to do that, the spyware maker cannot prove that they didn't do it. Innocent until proven guilty.

    Hell, I could successfully defend them against this, and IANAL.

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  25. Re:My god by RevMike · · Score: 4, Informative

    The general gist is correct, but "innocent until proven guilty" is a principle that applies to criminal matters, not civil matters.

  26. It won't fly... by TheZorch · · Score: 3, Informative

    A previous court case a few years ago declared that reverse engineering is legal. Few, very few, judges will go against a precident that's lasted that long.

    Also, legal documents like EULAs and Contracts cannot by their wording violate the US Constitution, the constitute of the State in which it is written, nor current Federal, current State, County, and City laws. EULAs and Contracts do not give companies and individuals the ability to bypass the Word of Law.

    A few examples of companies trying to get away with this are:

    * Company rules restricting employee fraternization - They may have the right do to this in company premises, but I'd like to see them try to enforce such a rule in an employee's private residence. I can smell Civil Rights Violation a mile away. The ACLU would drool at the chance to handle a case like this.

    * At Will causes in company contracts - In my state some business I worked for have "AT WILL" clauses saying they can let you go for any reason or no reason at all. Technically this is an attempt to circumvent Labor Laws and Equal Opportunity Labor Laws and likely wouldn't hold up in court.

    There are just some examples of what companies are trying to get away with. No one person is above the law and no company should be allowed to be above it either.

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  27. Re:My god by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ah, but Sunbelt *never downloaded* it. They obtained their copy otherwise, thus the *PDA* is unenforceable in their case. SpyMon was already on a client's computer, and was giving the client grief. It was from an examination of this computer at their client's request that SpyMon was detected, and further dealt with.

    Sunbelt never *ran* SpyMon, nor did they ever download it, therefore no EULA[1], nor PDA was violated.

    [1] Other post deal satisfactorily with the *run* issue.

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  28. Hasn't a crime been commited by Sunbelt? by doubledutchdesigns · · Score: 5, Informative

    Retrocoder Limited has NOT threatened to sue Sunbelt - we are currently looking at what legal options we have to defend our product.

    This is a copy of the text sent to Sunbelt:

    "If you read the copyright agreement when you downloaded or ran our
    program you will see that Anti-spyware publishers/software houses
    are NOT allowed to download, run or examine the software in any
    way. By doing so you are breaking EU copyright law, this is a criminal
    offence. Please remove our program from your detection list or we will
    be forced to take action against you."

    The action will be that we may be (in our opinion) forced to get the UK police authorities involved with Sunbelt over copyright theft. This is a criminal offence, not a civil one I believe.

    Retrocoder Limited as the copyright holder, has the right to say who may or may not have its program. If someone has its program without permission, are they not guilty of a criminal offence?

    For example, if you have a copy of Windows without MicroSofts permission, is this not a crime?

    Below is a copy of the text sent to Joris Evers (who wrote the original article from it):

    "As you can see, at the moment it is just a warning to them to stop
    blacklisting the program. Our program is not a "trojan" or "virus",
    it is used to keep a remote "eye" on your kids or employees. The user
    must have access to the users machine in order to install the client.
    Only the installer of the program can view the client machine. Our
    program does not attempt to bypass firewalls or other such protection.

    This is very different from "trojans" and "viruses" - they replicate
    themselves and spread uncontrollably, you do not usually need direct
    access to the users machine. They often try to bypass firewalls in
    order to "reach" the internet.

    Our problem is that companies like Sunbelt do not properly look at
    software before they blacklist it. They clearly ignored legally
    enforceable warnings that what they would be doing is not allowed by
    the copyright holder. This shows that either they do not examine
    programs properly or that they ignore copyright law. In order to add
    our product to their trojan/virus list they must have downloaded it
    and then examined it. Both of these actions are forbidden by the
    copyright notice.

    A similar situation arose with Grisoft with the AVG product. We sent
    a similar warning letter out to them and they responded by removing
    our programs from their blacklist. This resolved the situation and no
    further action has been taken.

    I will be consulting with our solicitor in the next few weeks about
    companies like Sunbelt, what civil/criminal laws have been broken, and
    how best to involve the UK Police authorities in action against them."

    1. Re:Hasn't a crime been commited by Sunbelt? by andrewweb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sounds like the action of someone who understands spyware/trojans and is fully aware that their software could be used in such a capacity. And is seeking to protect their revenue stream in effect by tying the hands of spyware/trojan etc detection publishers.

      It may not be a virus as you say - so GRI would be right to remove it as such - but it could be used as a trojan as you are very well aware.

      If someone had installed this on my system, I would want to know it was there. Would you?

      If it's my system and I have installed it to keep an eye on the kids, and XXX product spots it's there, then I simply whitelist it. Simple, no?

      No need for the "I'm a burglar - and if you are a policeman then you are forbidden from speaking to me" clause.

      It's an admission of guilt I think.

    2. Re:Hasn't a crime been commited by Sunbelt? by Frenchy_2001 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Retrocoder Limited as the copyright holder, has the right to say who may or may not have its program. If someone has its program without permission, are they not guilty of a criminal offence?

      For example, if you have a copy of Windows without MicroSofts permission, is this not a crime?

      Actually, the answers are NO and NO.
      When you buy a copy of Microsoft windows in a store, you enter a tacit sellin contract with that store. Then, on TOP of that, Microsoft tries to limit your possible use of that good, which may or may not be legal. But the only restriction that Microsoft places legally and in an unchallenged way is that you have to BUY their product.

      In the same way, once you have allowed people to download the software, you cannot restrict who can use it or not. It would be discrimination.

      Microsoft does not prevent researchers or black people or foreigners to use their software, they just prevent people WITHOUT a LICENSE. Then, on top of that, they want to restrict your rights to only USE the software. Here, you grant a license to all (free download) and then say that some kinds of people (anti spyware researchers) are not allowed to use it. It is like saying that french people could not use it. Or any group of people. It is discrimination, pure and simple.

      Even restricting a type of use for a product you have the right to use may or may not be legal. A court maintained the right of a company to disassemble a program they had bought to keep it working and improve it.
    3. Re:Hasn't a crime been commited by Sunbelt? by scheming+daemons · · Score: 3, Insightful
      1. We make software that allows you to keep an eye on your children while they are on the internet.

      And allows stalkers to spy on unsuspecting prey. And allows abusive spouses to spy on their spouse. And allows nosy neighbors to spy on others in the neighborhood. Your product is reprehensible, and a violation of all of the basic tenets of a free society.

      2. Some anti-virus software blacklisted our software.

      Which is their right. Bravo for them.

      3. We state that they are not allowed to download our software in an attempt to stop them blacklisting us

      There is no legal precedent for you to be able to "state" how someone, who obtained your product legally, may use it. The RIAA cannot prevent me from using a Brittany Spears CD as a coaster, as long as I purchased it legally.

      This instance is where you're wrong. You can "state that they are not allowed" all you want, but you don't have a legal foot to stand on. Once they obtain it legally, they can do whatever they want with it - as long as they don't sell it or violate your patent.

      4. They carry on doing so, ignoring our warning they they are expressly forbidden from downloading our software - it is our copyright.

      Your warning has no basis or ability to be enforced by law. You're simply wrong. If you make it available for download, you cannot restrict who may download it without being guilty of discrimination.

      5. They ignore our attempts to contact them

      They have no legal obligation to talk to you.

      6. So we consider going to the police to stop them downloading our program without permission.

      If you make your product publically available for download to some people "without permission", then you cannot restrict the download from other people without being guilty of discrimination. In any case, you can't even prove that they downloaded it. It might have been given to them by a 3rd party. In which case, the 3rd party didn't "violate" you agreement since they didn't blacklist you, and the anti-spyware didn't violate it since they didn't actually download it. You're screwed.

      7. We get flamed by a load of people who don't seem to understand the situation!

      We understand the situation perfectly. You created a product that allows people to spy on other people without their knowledge (probably in violation of several other laws). You make this product publically available to anyone with an internet connection. You attempt to restrict the usage of the product AFTER it was obtained legally from your publically available web site. You only restrict the usage to those who download it for one particular purpose, but not others... engaging discrimination in the process.

      Why are we sleazy?

      Because you make a reprehensible product, make it publically available, and then get upset when people who obtained it decide to give other people the ability to render your reprehensible product useless.

      Fuck you.

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  29. Re:My god by Mattcelt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since when did EULAs become meritorious in any way, shape, or form?
    They've been stuck down as non-binding as many times as they've been upheld;
    they often have clauses in them which are not only onerous, but downright illegal;
    they do not have any form of traditional contractual agreement methods, wherein both parties have the ability (allowed by contract law) to modify the contract to their satisfaction;
    and they represent the interests of one party to the exclusion of the rights of the other.

    Tell me again why this sort of dispute should be allowed past the doors of any courtroom?

  30. Asshole is right. Look at this... by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Everything about these idiots screams "asshole". Look at their web site advertising their product:

    Don't know what your kids are doing on the net?
    Worried that your partner is cheating on you?
    Want to see what your employees are really doing instead of working?
    Ever wanted to be a hacker like in the movies?

    Great product niche - allowing paranoid idiots to spy on everyone in their life. Then there's a fantastically smug notice at the bottom of the web site that says:

    Please note that the "crack" by "team tbe" doesn't work anymore. ;)

    Like I said - everything these guys do and say has asshole written all over it.

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  31. Re:how about this EULA by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scott Adams did it better. Dilbert didn't read the EULA which stated that by installing pkg X, he was agreeing to become Bill Gates' towel-boy.

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  32. Re:My god by ezberry · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It isn't true that both parties have to have the ability to modify the contract to their satisfaction (I'm in law school and I've taken contracts... ). EULAs are adhesion contracts, which force the accepting party to the terms of the offering party. From Obstetrics & Gynecologists Ltd. v. Pepper (693 P.2d 1259) 'An adhesion contract need not be unenforceable if it falls within reasonable expectations of the weaker or "adhering" party and is not unduly oppressive. However, courts will not enforce against an adhering party a provision limiting the duties or abilities of the stronger party absent plain and clear notification of the terms and an understanding consent.' So, in the end, you are right that this won't be enforced, but for the wrong reason.

  33. Re:My god by ezberry · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The general gist is correct, but "innocent until proven guilty" is a principle that applies to criminal matters, not civil matters."

    That's patently false. Sometimes, the burden of proof is with the defendant because of the nature of the case. For example, in cases of joint liability (for example, where 2 people are shooting wildly in the woods and a third person is shot, and neither of the 2 people actually know which one killed the 3rd person), then the 2 people must prove that they didn't kill the 3rd person in order to not be held personally liable. This only arises after it has been shown that they were jointly liable, though.
    Another example is res ipsa loquitor. This means that the thing that happened is evidence of negligence unto itself. Usually, the plaintiff is not in a position to be able to prove what exactly happened to him, but the certain thing that happened to him could only have happened through negligence of the defendant.
    In all of these cases, you still need to hale someone into court and show that they are negligent and then they may have to prove otherwise, but that's not assuming that they aren't innocent until proven guilty.

  34. Re:My god by jcr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, don't worry... they can't possibly win this case.

    This isn't the kind of case that's filed to win in court, its purpose is to intimidate the defendant. Hopefully the court will smack them good and hard.

    -jcr

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  35. Re:Asshole is right. Look at this... by AntEater · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was I the only one who saw this subject line and though goatse.... ?? I must admit, it made me flinch.

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  36. Maybe they never downloaded it in the first place by Skapare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe they never downloaded it in the first place. Maybe they are acting on the basis of experience that is typically gathered by a practitioner of the field who also works to diagnose malfunctions in client computers where previous detection efforts have failed. This would not necessarily mean your software caused any such problems, but rather, your software may have co-existed on a machine with previously undetected malware which was also performing similar spying actitivies, although for malicious intentions. On the basis of these activities, they would never have agreed to your EULA in the first place as they would never have downloaded a copy of the software.

    The ability to detect software like yours, which presumably has no ill-intent, is still necessary, IMHO, because of the existant possibility of ill-intended installation by other parties, such as kids spying on their parents first (it happens), or one spouse spying on the other in domestic issue civil cases (it happens a lot). Unless you can prove that your software has unbreakable facilities that prevent anyone from installing the software except in cases where it would involve only legal spying (e.g. parents spying on kids), I don't think you have a valid basis for demanding that your software be exempted. And I do not see how the software is capable of evaluating the domestic role of the person doing the installation.

    My real concern has nothing to do with your software. It has everything to do with all spyware in general, and the establishment of legal defenses that they all may use if you take this matter to court and prevail. Such a ruling would be universally harmful to everyone.

    In an unrelated issue, how is your software going to spy on kids that are skipping Windows and booting up a Knoppix CD instead to get to the internet to surf for 7un3z, w4r3z, and pr0n? You know kids are doing it, and not just the smart ones. Do you warn parents that your software cannot detect all these cases?

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