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Feds Enter Blackberry Fray

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the say-it-ain't-so dept.

Rick Zeman writes "Blackberry addicted US Feds have entered into the patent dispute between Canadian company Research in Motion and US patent-holders NTP. From the article: 'The Justice Department has filed a legal brief in a patent dispute, asking a federal court to delay any immediate shutdown of the popular wireless e-mail system to ensure that state and federal workers can continue to use their devices.' Apparently 10% of US Blackberry users are government users."

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  1. SMACKDOWN - Alluh vs The_Fire_Horse by The_Fire_Horse · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So here I was happily trolling on slashdot, minding my own business when one of my trolls triggers the WRATH OF ALLAH, and He decides to manifest to smite me.

    I had just finished a lame troll and was checking the replies when there was a flash of lightning and suddenly He appeared... I was scared... WHAT SHOULD I DO?

    Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
    HOWTO - A guide to mulsim trolling, and
    Irony - it affects us all in the end

    So here I am - a seasoned slashdot troll in one corner of the boxing ring and in the other corner is ALLAH himself, dressed a little like David Hasselhoff in the Knight Rider, but looking pretty angry regardless.
    [DING][DING] The Fight Begins

    Allah leaps towards the firehorse in a blaze of fury, smiting him with lightning bolts, censorship and disinformation.
    The fire horse quickly rips up one of the poles and smacks allah across the head, yelling "FIRST POST BIATCH"
    Allah goes down and you can almost hear the moans of a million muslims - actually, you can hear the muslims as they are all in the audience, having no other life than following this little bitch called alluh.
    But, anyway - The firehorse takes a leisurely piss on the face of allah as he slowly wakes up from the blistering first post strike, while the audience is enraged.

    Allah - strikes - he hits with the 'racist card' and suddenly the firehorse is powerless to attack - its like he is frozen. No one can attack Allah while the racist card is active, lest they be called racist and spirited away for reprogramming.

    But the firehorse wasnt born yesterday and deals a deadly blow.... The logic clause (aka PROOF OR STFU N00B) - Allah is suddenly forced to admit to the consequence of his 'alleged' book called the Koran and promptly vanishes in a puff of smoke.

    The_Fire_Horse WINS - Allah is defeated forever and all the mulsims in the audience spontaneously explode, solving all the worlds problems.

    The End (...if only)