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Army Develops New Chewing Gum
IEBEYEBALL writes "The Army is developing a new chewing gum to help soldiers fight dental problems in the field. The gum takes the place of brushing teeth, which the soldier in a combat situation might not have time or means to do. This sounds like the perfect solution for the geek on the go!"
Why not just cut their benefits again while they're busy overseas? How else can we afford more tax cuts for the rich?
I think we should airdrop these on Britian, special emphasis on London.
They don't need MRE's, they need dental care.
Lies and distrtion by the bunch of Socialists and bleeding heart liberals who infest slashdot and parrot off whatever crap they read on moveon.org to the other denizens here in a giant wanking session.
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Recruit: You mean you can chew gum in the Army? Recruiting Officer: In the Army National Guard, You Can!
Iraqi renegade (translated for your enjoyment): Is that..... Chewing I hear???? American Troop spying on them: They are saying something. Too bad we left our translator at base camp. Iraqi renegade: THERE THEY ARE!! SHOOT THE INFIDELS!!!
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