Army Develops New Chewing Gum
IEBEYEBALL writes "The Army is developing a new chewing gum to help soldiers fight dental problems in the field. The gum takes the place of brushing teeth, which the soldier in a combat situation might not have time or means to do. This sounds like the perfect solution for the geek on the go!"
I know several who think that simply chewing a stick of gum after a meal is a sufficient replacement for a full brushing. Damn Trident marketing.
These people also tend to have the DemonBreath from Hell TM.
Post-rock/Ambient/Drone and other noise.
They reason they are geeks is because they are NOT on the go!
Visiting Marine battalion jailed for life after found with chewing gum.
So when it gets stuck all over the streets the way regular chewing gum does, will it help prevent potholes?
I've been told a few times that if you don't floss you might as well not even brush. I don't see how any gum could possibly be effective in the same way as flossing.
However, I'm impressed that the Army has finally found something of use for both soldiers and really lazy people.
Meanwhile, the Russians just used a pencil.
Sell it to the public and it doesn't work; "You owe me $1M for each tooth that fell out!"
Seriously, most stuff designed for the military eventually makes it into the consumer market. Just a matter of time.