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Man Cures Himself of HIV?

IZ Reloaded writes "A 25 yr old British man could be the first person in the world to have cured himself of the deadly HIV virus. He was diagnosed HIV positive in 2002. After another test done the following year, he stunned doctors when his test results turned negative. He is now a wanted man after researchers and doctors want him to come back for further testing but he has so far refused. Experts think he could have something in his immune system that may help in producing vaccines against HIV."

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  1. Infect Him Again by ibemonty2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lets infect him again and see if he can go 2 for 2. -Monty

  2. Patent... by xyvimur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he should patent himself, his DNA and other things ;)

  3. I knew it! by scooter.higher · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster proves once again that evolution does not happen by chance! This man must be a pirate, or a Pastafarian at a minimum!

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  4. Re:Wait by Propagandhi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you saying that if you could help scientists to cure a disease that's killing hundreds of thousands of people every year by devoting a big chunk of your time, you WOULDNT do it?

    Hey man, didn't you read the GP!? He wants a normal life. Can't you understand that watching 10-12 hours of TV a week, working some shitty job, and breeding is more important than curing a disease which will destroy millions of lives?

  5. Re-Infect Him, yet again by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's already tried.

    Well, damn, I'm impressed.

    Perhaps we should hit him with a dose of Anthrax and see if his immune system can whip up a cure for that, too while we are at it...

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    1. Re:Re-Infect Him, yet again by Jekler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah! Lets go all out! Antrhax, ebola, a little flesh-eating bacteria, throw in some influenze for good measure to balance out the portfolio. I mean these days skillsets are all about diversity, lets not short-change this guy by making him a one-trick pony. I mean, how is that going to sound in 25 years? "Hey, I cured HIV!" and everyone else is like "Yeah, we heard, big deal, what else can you do?"

  6. Man Cures Self of Aids by AliasMoze · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's a witch!!!

  7. Re:How sure? by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    No research necessary -- the answer is in plain sight: "A 25 yr old British man could be the first people...

    Clearly this man is more than one person, judging by the use of the word "people" when referring to an individual. Perhaps when the man was first tested it was his second person they tested. Upon subsequent tests, it's his first person. Case closed! Another fine caper solved by ScuttleMonkey.

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  8. Obligatory... by Llywelyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    But does he weigh more than a duck?

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    1. Re:Obligatory... by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Funny

      European or African duck?

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  9. Re:Science subject by leenoble_uk · · Score: 5, Funny

    A PINT! That's nearly a whole armful.

  10. Root kit by iMaple · · Score: 5, Funny

    or maybe the virus is just using the Sony rootkit

    1. Re:Root kit by xtracto · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does it means $sys$HIV installed without asking when they inserted the media?

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  11. Re:HIV is getting milder by MudDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interesting. If it is in the disease's best interest to keep the host alive for maximum proliferation, than with each evolutionary cycle, the virus will protect the host more and more.

    This means that, within time, virusses will evolve into the Means for Man to achieve Immortality in some kind of twisted mutual-benefit relationship. (mutualism)

    I should write Science Fiction books.

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  12. Re:Wait by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

    working some shitty job, and breeding is more important than curing a disease

    Given that he contracted the HIV from his "44-year-old HIV-positive partner, Juan Gomez", I'd say breeding is not that high on his list of priorities.

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  13. Re:Refused? by FooBarBlatDing · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's waiting to patent his genes first.

  14. Re:Science subject by zebs · · Score: 3, Funny

    :) wheres the mod points when you need them!?

  15. Re:It's not surprising by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say if there is someone alive now who survived the plague way back when then we should be studying him for his immortability rather than his HIV resistance.

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  16. Re:Wait by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Funny
    I would (up to a point), but I want the freedom to choose to do so.

    Fine, you have the freedom to do so. You just don't have the freedom to not do so. :)

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  17. Re:How sure? by indifferent+children · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry, but your immune system was released under the GPL, and you must release any modifications.

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  18. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  19. pints? by quest(answer)ion · · Score: 3, Funny

    it comes in pints?

    [hides]

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  20. Re:Science subject by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, there's no 'arm in giving blood!

    sorry, sorry...

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  21. Re:Wait by Hugonz · · Score: 3, Funny
    Given that he contracted the HIV from his "44-year-old HIV-positive partner, Juan Gomez", I'd say breeding is not that high on his list of priorities.

    It doesn't mean they don't try breeding every night, it's just that he does not get pregnant...

  22. Re:How sure? by mochan_s · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he doesn't want to for the rest of his life be studied by some scientists. I would love to help people but I sure as hell wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life in front of doctors if I was in his position, I would rather continue a "normal" life (you know, normal, /. reading computer geek)

    Are you crazy!

    If I had the cure to HIV running in my veins, I'd first get legal advice on how to best financially exploit the situation.

  23. Re:How sure? by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on dude, we all watched Spielberg's E.T. We know how things turn out when scientists get involved!