Japanese 'Minerva' Robot Lost in Space
space_weasel writes "A little Japanese robot that was supposed to land on the surface of an asteroid has accidentally been flung into space by its mothership. New Scientist Space reports that the accident occurred as the data link with the spacecraft was being switched from an station in Japan to one in Australia. Mission controllers still plan to punch a hole in the asteroid and collect samples, which will be returned to Earth."
I suceed it
And this is why Monkey's are ever so important in space travel. Imagine what would have happened if we could have sent Mojo Jojo or Steve Balmer in the craft... not only could our mission have been more successful, but they work for bananas!!!
Has anyone seen my crack pipe? I swear I put it right on top of my water bong
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
Played WoW in a while now have you?
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - WWE wrestler/entertainer Eddie Guerrero was found dead in his Minnesota hotel room this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
Oh how I wish there was a moderation option for "-1 Loser with no life".
That wasn't very motherly.
Chewbacon
The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
Likewise...
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