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King Kong Lived?

Agent Provocateur writes "McMaster University recently announced the discovery of the remains of a gigantic ape, measuring over 3 meters tall and weighing up to 600kg, that supposedly co-existed alongside humans." From the article: "Jack Rink, associate professor of geography and earth sciences at McMaster, has determined that Gigantopithecus blackii, the largest primate that ever lived, roamed southeast Asia for nearly a million years before the species died out 100,000 years ago. This was known as the Pleistocene period, by which time humans had already existed for a million years."

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  1. Makes me wonder.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Makes me wonder if someone was paid to withhold this information untill King Kong's release or is being paid to release it when it's unconfirmed..

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  2. Obligatory... by m00j · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our, wait they died out! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    1. Re:Obligatory... by MadMoses · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that you, Anakin?

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  3. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All sorts of strange creatures existed during the plasticine era. I thought everyone knew that.

  4. BMI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Body-mass index of 66.7. Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater. No wonder they got extinct.

  5. So we metric system users... by OpenSourced · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... can now speak about the 600 Kg gorilla. Good.

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  6. Yeah. by dirtsurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    a gigantic ape, measuring over 3 meters tall and weighing up to 600kg, that supposedly co-existed alongside humans."

    We still have these today. You can track one down by listening for its unmistakable cry; "Developers! Developers! Developers!"

  7. Re:Gigantic wang. by BrynM · · Score: 5, Funny
    Scientists also estimate this gorilla had a penis larger than the leg of a full grown man.
    Hence the name "Gigantopithecus blackii". It means "penis as large as a black guy" in pig latin or something like that. Or maybe it means "my giant penis will give you a black eye". I bet that's it. It's a warning label. Yep, that's it.
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  8. I see 'em all the time... by ChePibe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see apes like that all the time here on campus. But we don't have a fancy name for them - here they're called, "offensive linemen."

  9. This is very old news by batmanmiles · · Score: 5, Funny

    The hell is this doing on Slashdot? It's in my freaking anthro textbook, fer chrissakes. My textbook.

  10. yeah right... by b4stard · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... next you're gonna tell me godzilla lived. Like there ever were a bunch of giant lizard roaming the earth. That's just silly.

  11. Re:Theories? by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Informative
    Is there anyone from Kansas with some *plausible* theories about this monkey?

    'There were giants in the earth in those days' - Genesis 6:4

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  12. Re:Theories? by apflwr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there anyone from Kansas with some *plausible* theories about this monkey?

    It couldn't fit on the Ark.

  13. Re:Gigantic wang. by JemVai777 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What have 20% of the moderators been smoking?

    The aforementioned giant penis?

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  14. Re:Birth of a Legend by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Raven created the Earth sounds a lot like Genesis

    What era of Genesis. Cause I much prefer their earlier Progressive era with Peter Gabriel on vocals. The Phil Collins stuff is ok, but they got a bit too poppy towards the end.

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