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AIM Bots: Useful or Spam?

An anonymous reader writes "Imagine my surprise this morning when AOL AIM popped up a window and introduced me to two bots that it automatically added to my buddy list. " Two seperate issues- one is simply auto adding robots to your friends list, which is very uncool. The second is a corporation using bots in an official capacity. This is an interesting trend, although technically speaking, not that far from the eggdrop of old.

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  1. Useful or Spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That depends on how "useful" you find SexBot69.

  2. fighting with bots by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 5, Funny

    try swearing at them or asking for sex; a recent New Scientist article found that this would provoke some bots into fighting back :)

    1. Re:fighting with bots by jallen02 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually when I sent the shopping budy "fuck you" it said, "Good grief, I can't respond to talk like that".

      Jeremy

    2. Re:fighting with bots by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had a rather more interesting conversation with it just now....

      [12:43] Shakrai: fuck you
      [12:43] ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.

      [12:43] Shakrai: fuck you
      [12:43] ShoppingBuddy: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.

      [12:43] Shakrai: go fuck yourself
      [12:43] ShoppingBuddy: Hmm, that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.

      [12:44] Shakrai: i fucked your mom
      [12:44] ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

      [12:44] ShoppingBuddy:
      - Search results for fucked mom

        - Get Fucked [$6.21 - $9.99]
        - Grown Up Fucked Up [$8.99 - $13.98]
        - Fucked Up Mess [$8.30 - $13.98]
        - Fucked From Birth * [$12.99]
        - Not Fucked Enough * [$9.72 - $13.98]
        - The Essential Fucked Up Blues! [$10.02 - $13.98]
        - For All The Fucked-Up Children Of [$13.29 - $14.90]
        - For All The Fucked-Up Children Of [$33.99]
        - New [$9.18 - $12.99]

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  3. I'm all for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I could really use a friend.

    1. Re:I'm all for this... by arodland · · Score: 2, Funny

      (dum-de-dum-dum-dum!)

      Share and enjoy, share and enjoy
      Journey through life with a plastic boy
      Or girl by your side, let your pal be your guide
      And when it breaks down, or starts to annoy,
      Or grinds when it moves, and gives you no joy
      'Cause it eats up your hat, or had sex with your cat,
      Bled oil on your floor, or ripped off your door
      And you get to the point you can't stand anymore,
      Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
      We'll tell you
      GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG

  4. aimbot by Descalzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I HATE it when I am playing Enemy Territory and I get killed by a guy with aimbot. I like to play skill, not hacks.

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  5. Eliza by Racher · · Score: 4, Funny

    How does it make you feel that a corporation using bots in an official capacity?

    1. Re:Eliza by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      I feel good, but how do you feel about the way I feel?

    2. Re:Eliza by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
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  6. Re:I noticed this too by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, they'll add an EthicsBuddy bot to your buddy list tomorrow.

  7. Re:The future of advertising! by mustafap · · Score: 5, Funny

    >These bots sneak in to your list, pretend to be your friends, and if you send them a message, BAM!

    Jeez, just like my ex-wife. Maybe she was a bot?

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  8. Trillina by overshoot · · Score: 3, Funny
    I msg'ed my Trillina using friend with "/me" and my text showed up in purple for him.

    The names some parents come up with! After that, no wonder the lady took up with someone who uses her.

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  9. I for one welcome our robot friends by casualsax3 · · Score: 0, Funny

    for I am lonely :(

  10. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    $sys$robot?

  11. Coming soon... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    December 2, 2005 (AP Newswire)

    Microsoft has announced a new addition to it's popular MSN Chat service - ClippyBotTM. According to Chief Software Architect Bill Gates, ClippyBot will "be a welcome addition to your buddy list. ClippyBot will watch for common behaviors, and will provide you with gentle, helpful assistance in completing those tasks." When asked about those users who might not want ClippyBot to be added to their buddy list, Gates replied "We are always responsive to the needs of our users. Removing ClippyBot from your buddy list is as easy as editing 13 registry keys!"

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  12. Re:I noticed this too by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, punch the EthicsBuddy and you can win a free* iPod!

  13. Re:The future of advertising! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny
    Everyone is now using GAIM or some other alternate client

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  14. Re:I noticed this too by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rest assured, these Bots are ethical. The Managers at AOL made everyone take an ethics class before installing themselves into your AIM.

    Granted, AOL doesn't describe what these robots actually do or how they work. But don't worry, you're safe. Because we took an Ethics class today.

    This makes me wonder: Does AOL know when I remove someone from my AIM Buddy List?

  15. Aimbots don't spam by Moomer · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the player needs to move is move into a position where they can see their opponent, and the auto-aim takes over. Of course, perhaps player = AOL, and we are the opponents ...

  16. Re:The bots didn't add you, AOL added the bots for by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm... I use Trillian Pro, and the bots were never added to my contact list.

    I guess it must not *snicker* fully support the AIM protocol or something.

    How disappointing... ;^)

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