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Nintendo Puts Emphasis On Parental Control
Gamespot is reporting that Nintendo will allow parents to control what games can be played on the Revolution based on game ratings and other factors. From the article: "The password-protected system will let parents set which rating categories are acceptable for their children, and prevent the system from running any software outside the approved range. The system is based on the Entertainment Software Ratings Board's industry standard ratings, and each game's rating will be encoded on each Revolution disc. Nintendo says the system will be instituted on every Revolution console worldwide, presumably utilizing the local ratings system of each region."
Actually put the responsibility Squarely at the feet of the parents , no fobbing it off to the government to pass legislation or even letting the "MORAL PANIC " groups start a witch burning .
Though I don't know how many parents will actually bother to read the Manuel and discover about this feature , or how quickly the child will find a way to reset the defaults .
The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
playing a violent videogame DOES NOT MAKE YOU A VIOLENT PERSON.
Please stop yelling. Why are you so upset? Hey! Hey stop HITTING ME! Oh no! It's happening again! SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP!
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...will parental control really help? I'll illustrate with an example. To stop us from watching TV, our parents would lock the TV up with parental control. Naturally, my brother and I began an intensive program of password cracking. Using intelligent brute-forcing, we cracked it on the fourth try. The number? 4444. Another example. My school locked its computer (yes, singular- there were onyl 120 students) with an administrator password. It took 2 minutes to crack it- we just rebooted into safe mode and changed the passwords. As long as kids are more tech-savvy than adults, "parental control" is a joke.
I wonder how much less greif there'd be in online games if the Mature audiences only recommendation was followed.
Before entering the game, please answer the following multiple choice questions to verify your age:
1. '0wngae' is properly spelled:
A) '0wnage'
B) 'pwnage'
C) '0wn4g3'
D) That's not even a fucking word!
2. Girls are:
A) Gross
B) 4 teh sexx0ring!!!1
C) Not real
D) Not at all interested in me or my awesome gaming skills.
3. GNU/Linux is:
A) 4 teh haxx0rs!
B) OMFG WINDOWS IS BETTAR!
C) Full of SCO's intellectual property...give it back!
D) A free computer operating system.
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