How Not To Buy Crap Games This Season
The Guardian Gamesblog has a short guide on avoiding bad games and helping the games industry. From the article: "Say no to film and TV tie-ins - These are generally belted out in nine months by newcomers treated little better than sweatshop workers. If you're fed the line, 'the director was fully involved in the making of this game', beware. This means, roughly, 'The director sent his lawyers to the studio with a 300-page guide, warning that if it were breached, the team would be shot.'"
Even though Spiderman 2 and The Incredible Hulk were both really awesome games? This sounds like crummy advice.
Here's what I do: never buy a game until you're read some good reviews. NOT previews, which are always suspiciously glowing. After getting burned buying a few $50 games the first day they came out, I stick hard and fast to this rule.
Even then sometimes I wait a year or so until they're $20 at Wal-mart.
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Wait for the review at least.
Seriously, I've found that waiting on both hardware and software purchases saves loads of money. Wait a few months until after the game has been out. Then go ahead and buy it if it turns out to be good/popular.
I see no validity in the implication that just because it's released right before Christmas, you must buy it for Christmas. There are plenty of other games that have been out for a while and proven their value. Don't be a lemming.
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Say no to film and TV tie-ins:
Tie Fighter, Chronicles of Riddick
Avoid gangster adventures:
GTA (OK, maybe they meant to exclude that themselves)
The second world war is over:
Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory - maybe not an incredible game but it's great value.
Try an original title:
Many of these suck too...
Download an independent game:
Most people seem to think Darwinia isn't much fun to play. Certainly there are plenty of awful flash games.
terrible games based on cartoons:
Astro Boy (GBA). It's by Treasure!
I quit!
You be Merkin, yes?
Here in the UK, it's Crap Games, not Crappy Games. Two countries, seperated once again by a common language.
"I Know You Are But What Am I?"
Unclench your anus for a few seconds, chief. There's a whole world of things out there to be legitimately angry about.
Now, I understand what they are saying here, but why the inclusion specifically of the black young man holding a shotgun? I suppose if the same game featured a young white inner-city youth roaming the mean streets, or a latino kid, the game would be ok to pick up and enjoy?
I like the way that you use selective political-correctness to try and accuse them of being racist, yet you completely disregard the fact that they also said man.
I suppose if the same game featured a woman, the game would be ok to pick up and enjoy?
The specific inclusion of a specific gender into their "bad games" definition is a bit much, IMO.
(Please note the use of sarcasm here, just to point out the article was no more racist than it was sexist)
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Anyway, this is from the Guardian (UK), and while it's not exactly the Queen's English, "crap" as an adjective seems to be a reasonably common Britishism. "Shit" works the same way on the other side of the pond - you'd know exactly what I meant if I told you that I have a shit car. ;)
ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
This article isn't about saying ALL military FPS games, licensed stuff or whatever are rubbish. It's a call to buy something a bit different for a change, and save us from the monotony of being faced with a Christmas lineup in 5 years that just reads:
Tony Hawk's Extreme Wheelchair, Brothers Of Duty: It'll Be Over By Christmas 2100, GTA: Homicide Village, Every Sport 2011, Big Film 3 or Ricer Racer: Street Edition.
Buy something a bit different, and see what happens. It might suck after all, but at least it won't be what you bought last year but with slightly shinier graphics, some new maps and a roster update.
"I Know You Are But What Am I?"
It looks as if there is a Christmas tree perched on an Atari joystick.
Metacritic games is where I visit first.
Prettymuch if a game has an 85+ rating on here it's not going to be a total lemon.
Just last week I was talking with our facilities manager who was lamenting he hadn't played any games on the Xbox lately, but was wanting to get some more FPS and didn't know which games were any good.
We went to metacritic, used the advanced search, and printed off a list of the top 25 FPS for Xbox, stopped by Gamestop at lunch and he picked up 3 highly rated games.
The article mentions indie games, but fails to mention one of the greatest draws -- they are also generally cheap (or at least cheaper than the standard $50 per game of most large releases).
Mutant Storm is a brilliant arcade style game that combines old school frenzy with purty graphics. It is nice to see that folk are still making games like this (now, if I could find a decent platformer -- the last good game in that genre was Castlevania: Symphony of the Night). Not only is Mutant Storm a great game, but it costs less $20.
Darwinia is another wonderful game. Sure, it is a bit short (10 levels, less than 10 hours if you go through it at a reasonable pace), but some of the best games ever were rather short (Sonic the Hedgehog is still one of my favorite games, and can be beaten less than an hour -- two hours if you take your time). Add to this that Darwinia has a very different set of aesthetics from most modern games (rather than realistic graphics, Darwinia seeks to produce a very clean, artificial look, something like the movie Tron), an interesting interface, and a compelling story. Price: $30.
I know that both of these were briefly mentioned in the article, but I thought that they both deserved a bit more praise.
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I've done this in the past:
Instead of buying one $50 game, buy 5-10 $5-10 games. You know, games that are a year old, on clearance, etc... Sometimes you find a good game that you otherwise would have overlooked.
If 80% of those games aren't worth playing, you still end up with one that is.
Look used.
GT4: $50
GT3 (used): $6
Will you have 700% more fun w/ GT4 over GT3?
That's not to say don't buy the $50 game. After all, many are well worth it. (ie: Shadow of the Colossus)
If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
two options:
1. don't buy games
2. go to http://www.gamerankings.com/ and don't buy anything that gets lower than 90%.
this isn't rocket science, come on.
Not only are they tried and true, tested and reviewed, but they can be had for $15 used at EBgames. Great games never get old.
Knights of the Old Republic
Chronicles of Riddick
Two great movie license games.
Savvy gamers will buy games based on quality of the game, unsavvy gamers won't be reading slashdot anyway so they'll keep buying movie license games.
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This "article" reads like it was written by someone who reads the daily gripes about games on Slashdot. They really are guilty of generalizing specific game categories rather than helping anyone find good games. There are good games out there with movie tie-ins. There are great games that take place in WWII now matter how tired they are of it. Independant games are not magically good. Non-Sequels can be terrible. Now, if they said "A large number of games with movie tie-ins are very very bad. There are many exceptions though. Do some research on a title online first and see how people rate it. Check multiple sources." Actually, that's the advice I would give on any game. That article doesn't do much to actually help you. You'd get more out of going to gamefaqs.
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