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Google's Secret Plans For All That Dark Fiber?

beat.net writes "Robert X. Cringely details the plan for all the dark fiber Google has been buying up: "The probable answer lies in one of Google's underground parking garages in Mountain View. There, in a secret area off-limits even to regular GoogleFolk, is a shipping container. But it isn't just any shipping container. This shipping container is a prototype data center. Google hired a pair of very bright industrial designers to figure out how to cram the greatest number of CPUs, the most storage, memory and power support into a 20- or 40-foot box. We're talking about 5000 Opteron processors and 3.5 petabytes of disk storage that can be dropped-off overnight by a tractor-trailer rig. The idea is to plant one of these puppies anywhere Google owns access to fiber, basically turning the entire Internet into a giant processing and storage grid. While Google could put these containers anywhere, it makes the most sense to place them at Internet peering points, of which there are about 300 worldwide.""

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  1. Imagine by squoozer · · Score: 5, Funny

    a Beowulf cluster of these puppies...

    ...Oh, we don't really need to Google seem to be building one.

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  2. When will sinister phase two begin? by polv0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like Google may be ready to go starbucks.

  3. HEY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If most Google employees don't know about the storage container, how does THIS guy know about it???

    1. Re:HEY! by PCeye · · Score: 5, Funny

      He probably googled it.

  4. Mommy Mommy... by crazypip666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I know what I want for Christmas this year.

  5. aren't they all? by mustafap · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Google hired a pair of very bright industrial designers

    I haven't yet met one that didn't think they were very bright. Industrial Designers invent stuff that takes 'ordinary' engineers years to throw away and build something else that will fly. No danger of anything happening here folks :o)

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  6. Nothing to worry about folks... by thewils · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>We're talking about 5000 Opteron processors and 3.5 petabytes of disk storage

    They're just getting ready to run Windows Vista when it comes out.

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  7. Re:Stealing by LionKimbro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Security?! I'd be more afraid for the geek's security, than the cube's.

    Knowing Google, I would think that these shipping container computer things would be covered with sensing devices. It's probably scanning the face, gait, apparent weight, and shoe size of anyone that gets near it, and googling for their name, their address, their family and children, employer, and all other relations. As it prepares to activate the lightning sprocket, it's probably composing emails, editing video footage, and notifying the newspapers of an impending obituary.

    I'd sooner touch the Ark of the Covenant of the Lord your God, than touch one of these here Google Skynet Singularity Machines.

  8. Re:Google is Skynet? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't forget Crzmblski's Limit.

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  9. Re:Cooling 5000 Opterons? by hta · · Score: 5, Funny

    1W = the amount of power required to heat 1g of water 1 degree celsius in 1 second (1 J/sec).
    1 cup of coffee: 0.2 litres (200g) heated from 10 to 100 degrees celsius (90 degrees) = 18 KJ.
    250 KW: 14 cups of coffee per second.

    The answer to "where do we put these puppies"?
    Next to Starbucks.

  10. Re:Google is Skynet? by rpresser · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't forget Crzmblski's Limit.


    I hadn't heard of Crzmblski's Limit, so naturally I went to Google to find out what it was ... to my surprise, Google has already removed all references to it. So it must be fantastically important, so important that Google must hide it from the world... now I'm *really* scared.
  11. So when does this become self-aware? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Funny


    Now all we have to do is wait for some Google employee to play a Sony CD on this and these will become spam relays.

    Perfect.

  12. Re:Nice work of fiction by Slim+Backwater · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's it! The opterons produce heat, which boils water which runs the turbines to generate electricity to power the opterons! My god man! It's the Google perpetual motion machine!

  13. Re:Obviously... by rolandog · · Score: 5, Funny

    With dark energy... duh!

  14. The limit's definition is posted on everything2 by genner · · Score: 5, Funny