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First Silicon Laser

An anonymous reader writes "Since the creation of the first working laser, scientists have fashioned them from substances ranging from neon to sapphire. Silicon was not considered a candidate, because its structure wouldn't allow for the proper line-up of electrons needed to get this semiconductor to emit light. That has now changed thanks to three researchers at Brown University who have created the first directly pumped silicon laser by drilling billions of holes in a small bit of silicon using a nanoscale template."

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  1. Yeah! by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    three researchers at Brown University who have created the first directly pumped silicon laser by drilling billions of holes in a small bit of silicon using a nanoscale template."

    Finally, a laser to fit Dwarf Sharks!

    next up, an army of Barbie fem-bots!

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  2. Do you hear that? by chriswaclawik · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the sound of a thousand slashdotters trying to make a "shark with friggin laser beams" joke before I do.

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    1. Re:Do you hear that? by Frostalicious · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's the sound of a thousand slashdotters trying to make a "shark with friggin laser beams" joke before I do.

      The true geek would have made the "house full of popcorn" joke before either of us.

  3. Mace, Tazers, Tai-Bo... by Alvaradolol · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now silicone lazers, I never get a break.

    1. Re:Mace, Tazers, Tai-Bo... by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      siliCON, not siliCONE.

      You've got teh boobies on the mind, mate. There's more to life.

  4. After RTFA... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 2, Funny



    Summary: Stupid Silicon Tricks candidate. No viable application.

    Must be nice to be a Mad Scientist(TM) like "Jimmy" Xu. Nice big lab with all those blinking lights, bendy glassware and stuff.

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  5. So many impossible things done! by Datamonstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    First bubbles, now Lasers! Frikin' Lasers!

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  6. Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    glowing laser boobies!

  7. Re:For their next trick... by Eric604 · · Score: 3, Funny
    they should start working on a silicone laser.
    You know...to make bigger boobies.

    That would be a silicone pump laser.

  8. Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA...
    "Right now, it works at 200 C below zero."

    It looks like we'll be seeing penguins with laser beams long before sharks with lasers beams.

  9. nanoscale template metaprogramming by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

    smoke pouring soon out of a C++ compiler near you!

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  10. In Soviet Russia... by Urusai · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...only old people ask for sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads.

    D'oh!

    I for one welcome our new silicon-laser-beamed-shark overlords, and would like to remind them that as a Slashdot poster I can provide valuable commentary to assist in rounding up citizens for your underground sugar mines. Or whatever. Alcohol is my friend...

  11. xu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Xu said. "t will just take years of work to develop the technology."

            Funny, wouldn't have guessed Xu to be a Brit.

  12. Re:What about laser diodes? by aminorex · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Will it make it possible for your computer to have sex with you tomorrow? No. But it's important nonetheless.

    Didnt you just contradict yourself?

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