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Einstein's Biggest Blunder That Wasn't

jose parinas writes "The genius of Albert Einstein, who added a "cosmological constant" to his equation for the expansion of the universe but later retracted it, may be vindicated by new research. The enigmatic "dark energy" that drives the acceleration of the Universe behaves just like Einstein's famed cosmological constant, according to the Supernova Legacy Survey (SNLS). Their observations reveal that the dark energy behaves like Einstein's cosmological constant to a precision of 10%."

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  1. AND? by netkid91 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Dark energy, so evil makes the universe expand huh???

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  2. Ohh yeah... by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he's so smart how come he's dead?

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    1. Re:Ohh yeah... by screwballicus · · Score: 5, Funny

      It turns out that god does throw dice. And Albert failed his saving throw. Such is life.

  3. Mod parent +5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That was really insightful. Thanks for sharing :)

  4. I contend the blunder stands! by cffrost · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alright, Einstein's blunder is no longer his "comsmological constant"...

    His blunder has merely changed to the premature retraction of his "cosmological constant."

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  5. Imagine? by dorkygeek · · Score: 4, Funny
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Einsteins.

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    1. Re:Imagine? by imag0 · · Score: 1, Funny
    2. Re:Imagine? by Crystalmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be a lot like Windows, I suppose. Corpses don't provide much computing power either.

  6. Just confirms the conspiracy theory... by OpenGLFan · · Score: 2, Funny
    That just confirms the conspiracy theory that Einstein didn't actually come up with the Theory of Relativity himself, but was given it by aliens. I mean, c'mon, he was a patent clerk! That's like Bob from Accounting proving Fermat's Last Theorem.


    The aliens gave him the theory -- including the cosmological constant. Unfortunately, there wasn't actually a justification for it. Thinking quickly, Einstein ad-libbed that it without it, the universe would be expanding, "and, uhh, we all know that's not true, right, fellas?", sacrificing the chance to be the first one to "predict" this. He copied the answer from the back of the book and got busted for not showing all the work. C'mon, who hasn't that happened to?

    /With tongue firmly in cheek...

  7. That's for sure by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    G.W. Bush is alive, what a genius!

  8. Studies Show... by ThndrShk2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    In later years, studies will show that Einstein actually CREATED the universe in some kind of unconcious blunder, giving him the "Genius" over the universal equations we praise today.

    What a fraud, and I would assume would be then, a god.

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  9. Re:Still a blunder? by woolio · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... Later Hubble was like "look, y'all, the universe is expanding," and Einstein was like "my bad" ...

    Dude, lay off the grass! --- Didn't like Einstein totally die long before the Hubble was like, launched???

    Bummer man!
  10. Re:What is the cosmological constant ? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet more "science" aiming to push baby jesus out of my fifteen childrens' school. This country was founded on gawd! Take your heathen "knowledge" to some other third-world country, you sick freaks!

  11. Re:Hardly Einstein's biggest blunder... by servognome · · Score: 3, Funny

    IIRC his biggest blunder was discounting quantum physics and spending the last half of his life trying to come up with an alternative model that didn't require the universe to be probabilistic.

    That's not a blunder, that's a difference of opinion.

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  12. Re:Still a blunder? by jizmonkey · · Score: 1, Funny
    Everyone forgets to mention Hubble's 'associate', Humason. His work was what Hubble's Law is actually founded out, he and Hubble worked together, and he was the one that 'observed' the red shift.

    He's been dead for thirty years. Do you think he's still bitter?

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  13. Re:Cosmological pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Consider a spherical mass of uniform density.

    Is this another approximation for a cow?

    Consider a spherical cow of radius r and uniform mass density rho. If it has an angular acceleration of alpha, an initial angular velocity omega_0, and an initial angular displacement theta_0, at what velocity will the milk leave its udders at time t=t_1, if they are located at a position (r,0,0) at time t=0?

  14. Premature Retraction? by rogerborn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hate that problem !

    Isn't there a medical solution for these things?

    Do astronomers have more of these than the rest of us?
    Or do physicists and mathematicians also suffer from it?

    Gads, even Einstein had the problem.

  15. Re:Come back Einstein by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Einstein and Hoffa are chillin' on the dark side of the moon.

    They're just waiting for someone to come pick them up. :)

  16. Re:I can't take it... (grammar nazi alert) by 21mhz · · Score: 5, Funny

    grammar nazi-ism.

    You should have spelled it just 'nazism'.

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  17. Re:Cosmological pressure by whig · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's tortoises all the way down, don't you know?

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  18. Expansion... by aaribaud · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'll expand [...]
    Just to expand on this [...]
    Is it me, or do people seem to be increasingly expanding nowadays?