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Scientists Discover Singing Iceberg
Ant writes "ABC News Online reports that scientists, monitoring earth movements in Antarctica, say they have found a singing iceberg. They say the sound waves from the iceberg cannot be heard by humans, with a frequency of around 0.5 hertz. They resemble a swarm of bees or an orchestra warming up when played at higher speed."
First off, I suspect if you took almost anything and "listened" to it, you would find some such rhythm and/or pattern (either by speeding it up, as in this article, or by slowing it down). To then leap to "singing" is truly a leap. Of course the last line of the article may be some indicator:
Methinks the author may be confusing Britney Spears, et. al., with purveyors of music.
I farted and it sounded like a 50 cent song. Who the fuck cares?
Of course not! The RIAA has already signed the iceberg to an exclusive 10-year contract.
Does it take requests? All I can imagine, like anyone else here (And call me Captain Obvious if you wish) is that it's "singing" because of it being so close to fracture. Stress causes noise in large items, like buildings, trees and obviously now icebergs.
"Through the desolate summits swept ranging, intermittent gusts of the terrible antarctic wind; whose cadences sometimes held vague suggestions of a wild and half-sentient musical piping ... and which for some subconscious mnemonic reason seemed to me disquieting and even dimly terrible." -- H.P. Lovecraft, 'At The Mountains of Madness'
Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä!
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RIAA already launched a lawsuit against the iceberg, after noticing that it's playing back tunes stolen from the Internets.
"Continuing this education and enforcement campaign is critical to fostering an environment where both online mafia services and traditional extortion can flourish", said Cary Sherman, President, RIAA. "Virtually every week, we see evidence that the music community's anti-piracy program is having its intended effect."
Many supporters of the iceberg, now dubbed as "the Singing Iceberg", have claimed that the sounds emitted by the iceberg are not even near any of the songs made by the artists represented by RIAA.
Mr. Sherman is sure that -- as most of the RIAA lawsuits -- this will be settled outside the courtroom. Therefore RIAA doesn't have to prove its claims, and they still get a nice amount of money. "And that's what America is all about", he finished emotionally.
English is not my native language. Corrections are not only welcome but encouraged. Thanks.
-Walenzack.
"They resemble a swarm of bees or an orchestra warming up when played at higher speed."
And the sound resembles a human voice when played at higher speed, different modulations, and with occasional pauses inserted!
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<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
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This is almost as bad as when they told us all about a black hole emitting a Bb thirty octaves lower than middle C. (A period in the wave was about a lightyear long, or something ridiculous like that.) Or whatever the specifics were.
... that's sort of pointless to me. Bird calls, the buzz of cicadas and the sound of tropical storm-force winds growling through a neighborhood are wonderful, but not this.
... ah, crap. This useless article got my attention. I guess it worked, then. Dammit.
As someone who studies music, I'm fascinated by nature creating "music," but if it needs to be sped up to be heard, well
Find me some icebergs that are creating sound at audible frequencies, and then you might get my attention