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First Face Transplant

mriya3 writes to tell us the BBC is reporting that surgeons in France have performed the first ever face transplant. The medical team, led by Jean-Michel Dubernard, transplanted live tissue to a 36-year old woman whose face had been destroyed by a dog. From the article: "It has been technically possible to carry out such a transplant for some years, with teams in the US, the UK and France researching the procedure. [...] But the ethical concerns of a face transplant, and the psychological impact to the patient of looking different has held teams back."

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  1. Well, whose face did she get? by jonnythan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was it John Travolta's or Nicholas Cage's?

    I wouldn't want either.

    1. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, at least John Travolta's thetans would be pre-cleansed...

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    2. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, I'm always amazed by the technology they used in that movie. How did they get John Travolta to look just like Nick Cage and vice-versa!?!?! Amazing. *sigh*

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  2. In other news... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 3, Funny

    The team of surgeons deny that The Silence of the Lambs played any influence in their technique.

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  3. Best of both worlds by konaforever · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can be good looking and smart!

    1. Re:Best of both worlds by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now I can be good looking and smart!

      Settle down, champ. They didn't say anything about a brain transplant.

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  4. In other news by ankarbass · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Jackson is in france this week for an undisclosed medical procedure.

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  5. Face Jacking? by KrackHouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've heard the rumors of organ snatchers where you wake up in a bathtub with stitches and one kidney. Should we incredibly good looking people fear knife weilding hoardes of uglypeople hell bent on revenge?

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  6. So that's how by hypergreatthing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bin laden got away from afghanistan with no problems. Now he's mascarading as Dick Cheney.

  7. Re:Ethical concerns? by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And then an undercover agent changes his face to that guy's face to learn about him and catch him!

  8. Re:Ethical concerns? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny
    Couldn't we use Japanese for donors? Don't they lose face all the time?

    /ducks

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  9. Re:I'm confused.. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Or mug shots or headshots used in a pictorial line up or even a real line up? There is little ethical consideration for getting your bobbies bigger.

    Of course I'm sure officer! I'd recognize those breasts anywhere!

  10. Re:Ethical concerns? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article failed to explain why it couldn't be someone that died very recently (within minutes). In a hospital, there are people dying all the time, so finding a donor that isn't on life support doesn't seem completely impossible. Just somewhat difficult.

    "Hey, little Timmy, we've got good news and bad news. The good news is someone just died a few minutes ago so you're getting a new face. The bad news is the person who's recently died is a 96 year old {insert optional racial type of your choice} woman..."

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  11. Re:Ethical concerns? by teknopagan · · Score: 5, Funny

    A "hybrid" face?

    What kind of gas mileage will she get on it?

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  12. Wrong media by Anubis350 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Science takes its cues from Nip/Tuck. How frightening!

    no, from Tony Hawk, after all, they just did a faceplant...

    Karma, karma burning bright...

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