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Beginners Guide to Search Engine Optimization

isharq writes to tell us that SEOmoz has an interesting writeup regarding search engine optimization. The article has quite a bit of info and is geared so that even the inexperienced used can learn the basics of search engine optimization. From the article: "It is our goal to improve your ability to drive search traffic to your site and debunk major myths about SEO. We share this knowledge to help businesses, government, educational and non-profit organizations benefit from being listed in the major search engines."

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  1. fundamental by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1: Write better content.

    seriously.

    1. Re:fundamental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did you know that the world 'gullible' isn't indexed by Google?

  2. This post is optimized by 77Punker · · Score: 5, Funny

    viagra computers internet world wide web xbox 360 playstation 3 ebay e-bay

    77Punker.com
    Your #1 search source!

    1. Re:This post is optimized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Clearly, you need to work on your Slashdot Moderator Optimization skills.

  3. I tried searching for info on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but I couldn't find anything.

  4. You forgot META tags! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    <meta http-equiv="Keywords" name="Keywords" content="lol this is not a search engine optimization">

  5. rule #1 by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    rule #1 for search engine optimization:

    write an article and submit it to slashdot. once on slashdot, it will rank higher on google.

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  6. Efficient way to optimize for engines? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just have your site be focused for the readers, so a good algorithm will then not punish your site for artifical rank pumping. Doh!



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  7. MOD PARENT DOWN by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Funny
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  8. Well, that's easy... by Dragoonmac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Malware authors have been doing Search engine optimiztion for years, this guide isn't useful...
    If you want to get lots of Search engine hits...

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  9. MOD PARENT UP by makomk · · Score: 4, Funny

    +1, Didn't Get The Joke

  10. Re:SEO is BSEO by nb+caffeine · · Score: 2, Funny

    my website is #1 on google for "nonsensical paragraphs of poorly written prose"

    Pretty damn good description of my site too :)

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  11. rule #1a by KNicolson · · Score: 3, Funny

    rule #1a is if you cannot get your article submitted once (or even twice...) include lots of gratuitous links to your website in any posts you might make here.

    rule #2 is deliberately seeding MSN and Yahoo! (Google is immune) with keyword-laden articles - I once managed to accidentally (yeah right!) end up as the top site for "Japanese teen sex" on both these engines, but that's another story.

  12. Ordered List by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else find it ironic that they used an unordered list and then stuck letters on each list element instead of using a ordered list?

    Okay, I'm just an HTML dork.