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OpenOffice Illustrates Open Source's Limitations?

Cardbox writes "In his latest article in The Guardian, Andrew Brown asks 'If this suite's a success, why is it so buggy?'. OpenOffice, he says, shows the limitations of the open source development model. Brown is not your usual ignorant Microsoft-bribed hack. He has himself contributed macros for OpenOffice users. Brown lists the problems and assigns causes. He adds: 'If OpenOffice3.1 becomes a blockbuster... it will be because large companies such as Sun, Google, and IBM have decided that open source is the cheapest way to gang up on Microsoft, because it means they need spend nothing on support.'"

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  1. Alternate by Hey+Pope+Felcher+.+. · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Windows is such a success, why is it so buggy?

    Large, complex pieces of software, generally have bugs, becuase they are large and complex.

    1. Re:Alternate by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cue for someone to tell me their stories about spontaneously combusing registries that always seem to happen to MS haters.

      Here goes!

      Okay, so one day I was using my PC, right? Needless to say it runs Windows, because all serious computer users use Windows. Microsoft has a monopoly and we have no choices. You can't buy a good alternative, so you might as well just give up the idea of downloading one for free!

      Anyway I was sitting on my ass, browsing for porn, eating pizza, smoking cigarettes, and drinking beer like any good computer geek when suddenly I smelt something burning. No, it wasn't a cigarette that I hadn't put out. It was something worse. MUCH worse! What I smelled was the unmistakable scent of a burning REGISTRY!

      That's right! My REGISTRY had caught on fire! As with all major Windows problems, I immediate ran to the one fool proof solution. I hit my ever useful Windows key, brought up the start menu, then moved my mouse mouse pointer over to Shut Down because what I needed a RESTART, and FAST! That always solves everything!

      But before I could select Shut Down, some obnoxious program stole focus. It's this program you may have heard of, called Outlook Express! I had a new e-mail! Clearly in the preview pane I could see an e-mail with an attachment, but before I could do anything my antivirus software popped up a warning telling me that my registration had expired and if I wanted to protect my system I needed to pay $49.95!

      I felt my mouth go dry and my stomach sink, I knew what this meant! I needed to run an antispyware program! Unfortunately I was unable to do anything at this point because I bought my system at Wal-Mart and the hard drive was grinding away trying to respond! It was so obvious that my system was not going to respond that my Window even said "NOT RESPONDING!"

      Then it happened. Windows asked me if I wanted to report a bug. I thought "that's very thoughtful of them, I'm sure Microsoft will get right on with fixing my problem" but before I could send the bug report the screen when blue and filled with a really cryptic message.

      I had been through this a dozen times, and knew at this point the reset button was the only remaining option. As I reached for the system it just exploded. Bits of plastic were thrown everywhere, and one even got stuck in my eye.

      So that's why I tell people we need band together and search for some kind of alternative. Something different, free, stable, or all of those things. Tell everyone you know. Microsoft really suck, and I only have one eye to prove it!


      Was that what you had in mind?

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    2. Re:Alternate by paving-slab · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or it could just mean he is an unusual ignorant Microsoft-bribed hack...

    3. Re:Alternate by bigbadwlf · · Score: 2, Funny

      The spell checker essentially receives a D+. After I'm done writing a few dozen page paper, I have to paste it into MS office for because Open Office misses too much.

      Firfox, for example, is receiving great press because it is a great product.


      I see what you mean.

    4. Re:Alternate by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Funny

      Discount coupons for MS software?

  2. There's just not many eyes. by LionKimbro · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Many eyes make bugs shallow" - it's still true.

    It's just there aren't many eyes in there.

    I think I saw some GNOME developer on the street corner, with a cardboard sign that read: "Please, please, PLEASE work on OpenOffice? Pretty please?"

  3. freesex.exe? by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can someone post a link or a torrent for this useful-sounding file? Better yet, maybe you could email it to me....

  4. Re:Alternate -- only 2 bugs mentioned by dorkygeek · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yes, and no. Sometimes it is simply more covenient to insert a movie in a slide at that position in your presentation where you want to show it, instead of a blank slide, stating "Play movie now", and you then have to search for the movie and fire up the player. It's all about seamless integration.

    And there are many legitimate situations on which to show a short clip, for example in education. Nothing augments a presented experiment more than the lecturer in his youth with long hair and beard, stumbling around in a small lab.

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    Windows is like decaf - it tastes like the real thing, but it won't get you through the day.