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Narwhal Tusks are Sensory Organs
PR0UD_INFIDEL writes "The New York Times is reporting that a recent study has determined that Narwhal tusks are not for fighting or breaking through ice, but are highly sensitive sensory organs. From the article: 'The close-ups showed that 10 million nerve endings tunnel from the tusk's core toward its outer surface, [and can] detect subtle changes of temperature, pressure, particle gradients and probably much else.'"
Redeem them for valuable prizes.
in another related report today, unicorns and swordfish claim their sword's have the same sensitive attributes and should not be underrated.
They're antennae! Narwhals are the contacts for the aliens! Where's my tinfoil...
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That's no whale
Who new that sensitive teeth could be an evolutionary advantage...
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I've got a highly sensitive tusk shaped sensory organ too!
My "highly sensitive sensory organ" is about the same size.
...why Mr. Narwhale knew that Buddy was leaving.
It's interesting how our highly developed sense of cognition limits us to thinking sharp+pointed=weapon, however I've also seen John Holmes flogging a few porn stars senseless with his large sensory organ, so eh..
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Maybe this explains why certain people can pick up radio transmissions. Except when they are wearing tinfoil hats, of course.
A Narwhal man's place is in the kitchen! The tusks are for finding food.
And yes that's how you spell Narwhal.
Frog blast the vent core.
You mean, like a penis? So they're in effect dickheads?
"He's going to be very popular with the ladies!"
While you're comparing yourself to a male narwhal, do you also do this (from TFA): "[the] tactile sense might explain why...two males gently rub tusks together"?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
This just in ... Texas has just passed a constitutional amendment prohibiting narwhals from getting married.
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Aliens? Nah. The tusks are antenne for wireless communications for sharing whale songs among the Narwhal pods. The protocol? Why naturally their Pods use Bluetooth...
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Actually, they think, "Screeeeee wooooooooo hummmm hummm eeeeeerrrrr ooooooooooo."
It also picks up AM radio, but some would says that's not exactly an evolutionary advantage (thus proving the ID theory).
I actually have a Narwhal anecdote: I was at a theater when I was a kid, and the movie (some adventure thing) had a quick scene with a Narwhal in it. The lady behind me leans over to her kid and says, "See? That's a Narwhal. It has a harpoon in it."
Still haven't figured that one out. She knew it was a Narwhal, but then thought the tusk was a harpoon... I dunno...
Why not just get them to switch to sugarless codfish?
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Hey what happens under the ice.... STAYS under the ice!