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Cyber Attacks on US Linked to Chinese Military?

wiredog writes "Security expert Bruce Schneier is reporting on a continuing effort to penetrate US government and industry computer systems that most likely stems from the Chinese military." From the Terranet article: "The attacks have been traced to the Chinese province of Guangdong, and the techniques used make it appear unlikely to come from any other source than the military, said Alan Paller, the director of the SANS Institute, an education and research organization focusing on cybersecurity."

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  1. so by kevin.fowler · · Score: 5, Funny

    so does this mean in the coming information war they are going to use that commie OS, what is it...

    Linux, I think it's called?

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    1. Re:so by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's GNU/Linux to you, comrade!

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      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  2. Ho, Ho! Good luck, China! by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice try, China! Your silly attempts to raise yourself to the level of the U.S. will never succeed. The U.S. is the dominant super power and always will be!

    Just ask Britain and France! If anyone understands that national standing on the international scene, once established, is permanent... it's them!

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    I'm a big tall mofo.
  3. Re:Blame Game by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, "Operating systems are just too complex. It takes a huge well-funded corporation to support that kind of development."

    I assure you, as an anarcho-capitalist, I run into this same absurd "argument" on all kinds of subjects.

    "Dams are just too big and expensive, they cannot be built privately." Oh, but don't notice that Boulder Dam was a private project expropriated by the Fed.Gov and renamed Hoover Dam...

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    The Ludwig von Mises Institute. The reasoning individuals economics
  4. Two Things (Rhetorical). by IAAP · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. How do they know that it's the Chinese Military? It could be a criminal organization.

    2. Do you really think that anything really sensitive would be able to be accessed from the Internet?

    1. Re:Two Things (Rhetorical). by Rick.C · · Score: 4, Funny
      1. How do they know that it's the Chinese Military? It could be a criminal organization.

      There is no crime in China. Repeat: There is no crime in China.

      2. Do you really think that anything really sensitive would be able to be accessed from the Internet?

      Hey now! I'm sensitive and accesible from the Internet.

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      "Math in a song is good."-Linford
  5. From Mars to the Moon? by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard a story about these Chinese hackers on the radio, apparently all of the data for the Mars Polar Lander was stolen as well.
    Now China is planning on landing men on the moon within 15-20 years......coincidence?

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    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
  6. oh noes by radical_dementia · · Score: 2, Funny

    it is possible they stole "extremely sensitive" information. I bet they raided the government's pr0n library

  7. Re:Block 'em at the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    They can't. There's a chink in their security.

    Posting anonymously so the devil can't find me and drag me to Hell for that one.

  8. Re:Propaganda machine in action? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    lol... people who believe the Chinese are going to be a responsible superpower are absolutely insane. Hopefully they'll be the first against the wall.

  9. Re:The mouse click heard 'round the world? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fortuanatly for the Chineese our president seems to be assasinating his character all by himself.

  10. Forget the military... by Laura_DilDio · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish they'd hack my mortgage company and reduce my principal!

  11. Complete Media Lie by dada21 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It isn't the Chinese!

    Everyone knows that the Chinese could shut down the U.S. military by mailing a baker's dozen fingercuffs to the Commander in Chief and the War Cabinet.

    Can't push the nuke button without use of your fingers, can you?

  12. Re:Block 'em at the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They can't. There's a chink in their security.

    Apparently they also have some gook in their servers

  13. Re:Propaganda machine in action? by rdoger6424 · · Score: 2, Funny

    (heck, there've been three on /. in the past few days)

    including dupes?

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  14. Re:The mouse click heard 'round the world? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny
    Conspiracy buffs believe certain patches in the Windows code might give U.S. authorities the power to access Chinese networks and disable them, possibly during a war over Taiwan.

    Of course, if we try that then the Chinese will probably retaliate by triggering the self-destruct hooks that they've hidden in all of the motherboards they've been selling us...

  15. Re:Ho, Ho! Good luck, China! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The American vision of ultra modern future: high speed trains and efficient McDonalds.

  16. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US by NoTalentAssClown · · Score: 3, Funny

    'nuff said.

  17. More likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    hacked by chinese

  18. Re:Blame Game by craXORjack · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't know what they would do next, calling President Hu?

    Costello: Well then who's the president?

    Abbott: Yes.

    Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

    Abbott: Who.

    Costello: The guy in power.

    Abbott: Who.

    Costello: The president.

    Abbott: Who.

    Costello: The guy calling the shots...

    Abbott: Who is the president!

    Costello: I'm asking you who's the president.

    Abbott: That's the man's name.

    Costello: That's who's name?

    Abbott: Yes.

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    Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
  19. the red scare by lucky130 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet they're all running RED Hat! Ha!

    Sorry, that was terrible.

  20. Re:The mouse click heard 'round the world? by smoker2 · · Score: 2, Funny
    A pre-emptive move to "test the waters" of U.S. security by China would not surprise me.
    Or perhaps some Chinese guy got hold of a Sony music cd and his machine has been pwned ?
  21. Re:The mouse click heard 'round the world? by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just trying to imagine what nefarious devices Microsoft would use to disable the Chinese networks. All I can picture is Clippy popping up and saying, "It looks like you're trying to invade Taiwan. Would you like help with this?" and then leading you through the steps to wipe your hard drive.

  22. swing and a miss by shrubya · · Score: 5, Funny

    STEEE-RIKE!!!

    sarcasm -------->
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           you

  23. Re:Ho, Ho! Good luck, China! by Guy+Harris · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was really surprised by the whole energy of the place. When I went to McDonalds and they didn't have my food immediately, they said no problem we will find you and bring it to you when its ready. 2 min latter I had my fries. This particular McDonald's had around 30 registers all open. They said that they served 6000 lunches everyday -- just nuts.

    ...

    If they really wished us harm they could just stop buying our debt.

    From your second paragraph (the first one quoted above), it appears we've already figured out what to do to cause harm to them.

  24. Re:MOD DOWN AND ADD TO YOUR FOES LIST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why, we are YELLOW, of course!!! :^)

  25. Re:The mouse click heard 'round the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    If I was the chinese I would not trust any item not made under my control.

    What items are these? Remember this is China we're talking about.

  26. Re:The mouse click heard 'round the world? by orkysoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Note: It's time to replace the chip in subject #766577's head.

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    I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  27. how they really figured it out by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Pentagon's web page one day was replaced with a page that said "Hacked by Chinese."

  28. Re:And the third front of WWIII opens by chris_eineke · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sherman said "War is Hell"
    There is only one solution,

    War on War.
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