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Google to Buy Opera?

patro writes "Opera Watch writes Google is planning to buy the Opera browser. The source of the claim is Pierre Chappaz, the former president of Yahoo Europe. Google obviously can't buy Firefox, so Opera might be the next possible candidate." I can't begin to imagine why.

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  1. Hey Google! by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you interested in acquiring one aging, slightly flabby, fairly good tech? I'm cheap!

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    1. Re:Hey Google! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      bensafrickingenius (828123)

      Modest, too!

    2. Re:Hey Google! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you interested in acquiring one aging, slightly flabby, fairly good tech? I'm cheap!

      Do you do Windows?

  2. windows only? by FictionPimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they do buy opera will they call it google browser beta and only let it be usable by windows?

  3. My Favorite Thing by sfontain · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't begin to imagine why.

    My favorite thing about Slashdot is that the article summaries are so objective.

    1. Re:My Favorite Thing by hackstraw · · Score: 5, Funny

      My favorite thing about Slashdot is that the article summaries are so objective.

      I can't begin to imagine why.

    2. Re:My Favorite Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be new here...

  4. In their favour... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the red 'O' is already similar.

  5. Re:obvious why by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, google local already runs on a fair number of phones.

  6. Re:Pump and Dump? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Google buys out Opera
    2. Google.com now viewable with Opera and Firefox only
    3. M$ pay Google to have IE support for Google.com
    4. Google reject M$
    5. M$ counter offer
    6. Repeat step 4 and 5... 50 times
    7. Insane PROFIT!!

  7. then it won't be long before... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gubuntu, Googlinux, Googdriva, Googebian, Googepis, GoogleHat, Googell Desktop Linux oh god not...Googentoo!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  8. Give CmdrTaco a break. by Spazntwich · · Score: 5, Funny

    The man's been married for a while now. By this point, slashdot is the only thing left in his life over which he has any control. I say we all turn a blind eye to a little editorializing from the man, considering it's the only way he can feel like one anymore.

    1. Re:Give CmdrTaco a break. by griffjon · · Score: 4, Funny

      The man's been married for a while now. By this point, slashdot is the only thing left in his life over which he has any control...

      I can't begin to imagine why...

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    2. Re:Give CmdrTaco a break. by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, really. This guy acts as if Slashdot is his own website or something. I mean, if he wants to editorialize, why doesn't he start his own site? I'm sure the founders of Slashdot are regretting they ever gave CmdrTaco editor status....

  9. Re:Is Opera Google's doorway to beating Microsoft? by Rahga · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I can't imagine what google is working on next, but I have been contemplating their need for a "proof-of-concept" engine that would be considered a web browser to some, but in all reality it would be an operating system."

    A web browser that hides the operating system and all the associated bagage? Wow, that's revolutionary! It's amazing that nobody though of it before, way to go google!

  10. It's so obvious... by oahazmatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly Google's intentions are similar to that of the plans for OpenOffice.

    The world's first online web browser.

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  11. Google! Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Search Me.

  12. At least aren't going to try to buy... by jferris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oprah. I hear that the feeding and makeup costs alone would even make Bill Gates blush.

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  13. Re:This is stupid. by Sfing_ter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better yet, why not build it with the Quake3 engine ... /drool/ /salivate/

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  14. Re:gbrowser.com by BosHaus · · Score: 3, Funny

    they also attempted to register gtring.com and gspot.com, but others beat them to it.

  15. Re:Is Opera Google's doorway to beating Microsoft? by dada21 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oops, bad wording. I consult with power CEOs.

    I'm on the road dozens of hours a week, so slashdot helps to pass the time. Plus I gain a ton of insight from the comments.

  16. 22:35 PM at Oslo/NO now by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have 10 hours and a bit more to discuss this story until Opera Press checks Slashdot while drinking their coffee. ;)

    Google "buys" something every week...

    http://www.opera.com/pressreleases/

  17. Re:This is stupid. by dizzy+tunez · · Score: 2, Funny

    heck, why stop there? Duke Nukem Forever is soon going gold.

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  18. Pierre Chappaz... by icnivad · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Pierre Chappaz, the former president of Yahoo Europe, claims to have a source, whom he says is generally very well informed, who told his doctor, who then passed on that information by way of carrier pigeon to a man in the cayman islands who collected interest off the idea for 6 months but has now passed it on to a well known orca in the Gulf of Mexico who carried it across the Atlantic Ocean to just outside of Spain where the orca was then abducted by aliens who had no need of the information and thus deposited the information in France where it worked as a prostitute giving $10 hand jobs until it could save up enough money to travel to England and tell Mr Chappaz that Google is planning on buying the Opera web browser."

    Sounds pretty legit to me, guys.

  19. So does this mean... by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Funny

    that they're not going to make a server-side, AJAX-based Google Browser? I was so waiting for that...

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  20. No Pimpzilla skin :( by LtDrebin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I much prefer Opera to Firefox, but the ONLY reason why I still use Firefox is because of the Pimpzilla theme. Hopefully Google will make a similar bling-bling theme for Opera top priority :)

  21. Web based... by Valcoramizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, looking at Google's history, I'd expect them to do something web based. You know, just point your browser to broswer.google.com and begin surfing... wait a minute.

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