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2005 Foot In Mouth Awards

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the thank-god-they-don't-record-me-all-the-time dept.

jollyroger1210 writes "Wired is running a story on the 2005 Foot In Mouth Awards." From the article: "Tech execs say the darndest things. And so do shuffling presidents, and disgraced scientists, and Wikipedia fakers. It's time to relive 2005's biggest spoken gaffes."

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  1. foot in mouth? or the truth? by User+956 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Screw the nano." -- Motorola CEO Ed Zander

    Well, considering the Mororola RAZR phone is one of the hottest-selling out there, and the Apple iTunes phone is a flop, I'd say I believe the guy from Motorola.

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    1. Re:foot in mouth? or the truth? by aaribaud · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Granted, if placing and receiving calls is what distinguishes phones from one another, then the ROKR and RAZR are alike, and both are identical to, say, the Sagem MyX2. Or whatever happens to be a mobile phone. Now when you take one step back and look at the whole phone and not just its OS (and that means marketing as well) then the story is different. Yes, many (though not all) phones from the same manufacturer share the same OS. Yet manufacturers somehow manage to have a whole portfolio, because the OS just isn't the main feature of a phone. Form factor, color, hardware, connectivity, capacity, and yes, gadgets of all sorts come into play. When someone chooses a phone, the look and features will come first. The OS won't count. And then, the RAZR and ROKR are not alike in any way (which explains why the former sells well but not the latter which, if it was in any way similar, should sell as well).

  2. Re:ridiculous by pla · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sony's only on there once.

    They only made one major screwup sufficient to warrant a comment from them on it.

    That seems like the basic pattern to those "awards"... Company makes an error or needs to explain poor performance; CEO or chairman or other higher-up (who most likely lacks any clue about either the plebes or the detailed goings-on of their company) speaks basically off-the-record; words end up looking rather silly or offensive.

    Now, following that pattern, if you want to question the number of entries by anyone, I'd have to wonder how Bush didn't sweep the list. Clueless baboon, out of touch with everything, and says things which (if not for the fact that people keep dying as a result of them) sound absolutely hilarious.

    But so it goes.

  3. Re:They forgot by beat.bolli · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The list is obviously US-centric. As if you had expected anything else...

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