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100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year

An anonymous reader wrote to mention a BBC list of 100 topical pieces of information that they've reported on over the course of 2005. While some of them are very Brit-specific ("16. The London borough of Westminster has an average of 20 pieces of chewing gum for every square metre of pavement."), there are some interesting, touching, and humorous stories in there. "20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood. 32. 'Restaurant' is the most mis-spelled word in search engines. 65. Actor James Doohan, who played Scotty, had a hand in creating the Klingon language that was used in the movies, and which Shakespeare plays were subsequently translated into."

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  1. #65: Incorrect by jvalenzu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, 65 is incorrect. I think we all remember Star Trek VI where Chancellor Gorkon mentions that Shakespeare was originally written in Klingon. I can't believe they let this one through.

    1. Re:#65: Incorrect by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, it's New Year's Eve, one of the biggest party nights of the year, and you're correcting some news story about Klingons and Star Trek on a website for nerds. That's so geeky and nonsocial that I have to say... wait a second....%*&@!

    2. Re:#65: Incorrect by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I just impressed a couple of chicks by showing them that I'm one out of 18 people,... :-)

  2. 101. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    32% of all Slashdot stories are duplicates :)

  3. I dont think this guy was born in the 1600s by Tezkah · · Score: 5, Funny

    19. The = sign was invented by 16th Century Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde, who was fed up with writing "is equal to" in his equations. He chose the two lines because "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle".


    16th Century? I'm pretty sure that guy posts on slashdot regularly. "oi got frist psot"

  4. Gee... by setirw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill Gates does not own an iPod. That's odd... Number 101: Steve Jobs does not run Windows!

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  5. Re:99. chokuegambo by LordHatrus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly, you haven't been playing Japanese games like Final Fantasy. I spent years inbreeding my chokuegambos until I got the illustrious Golden Chokuegambo!

  6. I like this one by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

    That must be a pretty sturdy bed.

    1. Re:I like this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

      That must be a pretty sturdy bed.

      It's clear that Europeans are taking socialism a bit too far.

  7. Step 4. ?????? by matt21811 · · Score: 4, Funny

    32. 'Restaurant' is the most mis-spelled word in search engines.

    There is a lot of money to be made if you could get the top list of mispelled words in search engines.

  8. Re:Topical? by Rellik66 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Under what resolution?

    umm, 1024x768?

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  9. A bunch of hot air..... by jakebluez · · Score: 4, Funny

    66. The hotter it is, the more difficult it is for aeroplanes to take off. Air passengers in Nevada, where temperatures have reached 120F, have been told they can't fly.

    Funny. I was sure my flight instructor told me this the first day of flight school. I guess this explains the success of the European aerospace industry.

  10. Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by James_G · · Score: 4, Funny
    100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".

    No Stairway? Denied!

    1. Re:Do you take... cash? Cha-Ching! by Howzer · · Score: 4, Funny

      The best guitar shop in Sydney, Australia has a sign:

      "Play 'Stairway' or 'Classical Gas' and we'll staple your elbows together."

      They're letting people off _way_ too easy IMO.

  11. 20 is obvious by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny
    20. The Queen has never been on a computer, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood.

    Obviously. Had she ever used his software, she would have cut off his head.

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  12. Re:Hmmm... by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 4, Funny
    Here are some real-life examples:

    One Hundred & Ninety-Nine Barrels of Whiskey v. United States, 94 U.S. 86

    UNITED STATES of America, Plaintiff, v. ONE 1988 PREVOST LIBERTY MOTOR HOME, Measuring 40 Feet in Length, also known by Vehicle Identification Number 2P9M33403J, and Bearing Oregon License Plate H998173, Defendant

    7 Fifths Old Grand-Dad Whiskey v. U.S., 158 F.2d 34

    Pennsylvania v. $7,000 in U.S. Currency, 742 A.2d 711

    Mayo v. Satan and His Staff 54 F.R.D. 282 This one is interesting because the judge threw out the case based on the fact that the plaintiff could not prove he served notice to the defendent (that being the aforenamed Mr. Satan and his staff in Hell).

  13. Re:Hmmph. by Tordek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duh, it disguises as a coconut to be carried by swallows. It even includes the string.

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  14. Re:Number 11 by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Depends. Does the child arrive requiring assembly and packaged with an Allen wrench?