'EyeBud' for the iPod Video
JonathanGCohen writes "The SeattlePI is reporting that eMagin, a company that makes video display products for military and industrial uses, has a new headset accessory for the iPod that projects video on to a screen smaller than a quarter that is mounted in front of one eye. Its makers say this creates the illusion of watching a 105 inch screen from a distance of 12 feet." The only problem is that the expected retail value of the EyeBud is around $600, about $200 more than a 60 gigabyte iPod.
This would be great if they had a red laser on the other side of the screen.
Course, I'd worry about putting it on the wrong way round.
It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
- E. Debs
Oh great. And you thought driving with a cell phone was dangerous.
Giving a whole new meaning to the term "road hazard."
Its makers say this creates the illusion of watching a 105 inch screen from a distance of 12 feet
I'd say it creats the illution of watching a 1 inch screen at a distance of 1 inch. Also it creats the illution that you are a smarter consumer then you really are.
Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all
For the same reason I play NES emu's on my 51" Sony WEGA in 1080i Resolution.....BECAUSE I CAN!
- "Scientia non habet inimicum nisp ignorantem"
There's no way in hell someone wearing one of these would be mistaken for a "smart consumer." It's pretty clear that anyone who spends nearly twice the price of their ipod to watch video on a screen smaller than the ipod on a contraption that makes the wearer look like an alien is pretty much a complete tool.
I think this product will go down well with the Flying Spaghetti Monster crowd.
Since pirates wear an eye patch to begin with, this is the ultimate product for them. No longer do they have to pay full cost for a pair of video goggles they will only use half of.
I can see it now:
Renounce your past relegion.
Be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Free Eye Patch, Video iPod, and EyeBud upon conversion.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
No, wait, look at all this expensive gear he's got. Just take it!
Hey, what does this funny headset do? Oh it's a video display ... hey, porn!
SCRRRRRREEEECH-WHACK
Did anybody get the number of that truck?
... and then they built the supercollider.
Speed 2 is dangerous to watch even if one is stationary.
... and then they built the supercollider.
Which is totally believable.
\Mac user.
You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
... would you need a portable video display for a portable video display?
Arrrrr...that's right me matey! It's for us one-eyed software pirates. ...arrrrr
Life is not for the lazy.
I mean come on... A 105" screen from 12 feet away... For THX standards, a 4:3 screen of 105" (diagonal assumed due to way computer screen size is measured) should actually be viewed from 10' 9 1/4", not 12 feet.
We were all warned a long time ago that MS products sucked, remember the Magic 8 Ball said, "Outlook not so good"
This may very well be the last straw, forcing pedestrian-oriented places like New York City to require pedestrian licenses. It's already a major hassle to get around during tourist season...
-JMP
If you blow up the low-res iPod videos to that size it'll be more like you're watching Lego instead of Lost.