Slashdot Mirror


Military Device Will Sense Through Concrete Walls

Juha-Matti Laurio writes "DefenseLINK News is reporting that 'troops conducting urban operations soon will have the capabilities of superheroes, being able to sense through 12 inches of concrete to determine if someone is inside a building.' By simply holding the portable, handheld device named a "Radar Scope" up to a wall, users will be able to detect movements as small as breathing. The Radar Scope hopes to eventually give troops the ability to see up to 50 feet beyond a concrete wall to decrease losses in urban combat."

22 of 325 comments (clear)

  1. Watch put for the false ceilings... by Skiron · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... as the beeps get nearer and nearer... then THEY should be in to room... look UP to the false ceiling!!!!

    1. Re:Watch put for the false ceilings... by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ripley, is that you?

    2. Re:Watch put for the false ceilings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Believe it...

    3. Re:Watch put for the false ceilings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or not.

  2. Re:Yeah but... by ceeam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Magic.

  3. WALLHACK! by know1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh my god america is tottally wallhacking, kickban them from the server
    *kicked from international conflict*

  4. Nice try... by drstock · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... but can it see through my tin foiled walls?

    --
    My other comment is funny
  5. Older... by BrynM · · Score: 5, Funny
    Images of older models Mmmmmm... military grade hardware.

    (someone had to say it)

    --
    US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
  6. Military use? by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bah, what does saving lives matter compared to being able to watch your neighbors knock boots from your couch?

    --
    Violence is like duct tape. If it doesn't solve the problem, you didn't use enough.
  7. I call Super-Shenanigans by Paperghost · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Troops conducting urban operations soon will have the capabilities of superheroes, being able to sense through 12 inches of concrete to determine if someone is inside a building....by simply holding the portable, handheld device named a "Radar Scope" up to a wall" When they can leap tall buildings in a single bound, get back to me.

  8. I call prior art by kamapuaa · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is hardly innovative. It's one of the first things you can research in X-Com, and that game came out in like 1992!

    --
    Slashdot: providing anti-social weirdos a soapbox, since 1997.
  9. Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    can we use it to see 1/8 inch beneath that tight sweater?

  10. Applicable countermeasures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Applicable countermeasures:-

    cat
    dog
    pendulum
    lava lamp
    furby

  11. Re:Urban rescue? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet DARPA won't let us "private secor" folk make it useful though. You know: "because people could use it for terror and someone might be killed by that terrorist.

    Yeah, and I'd bet those terrorists would just latch onto that DARPA thing they called the "entarnet" or something like that. Too bad we'll never get to use it.

    --
    Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  12. obligatory by [cx] · · Score: 4, Funny

    OMG WALLHACK!!

  13. Re:Yeah but... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microwaves. Very high powered, narrowly focused microwaves. You switch the unit on, put it to the wall, and if you hear a loud "OWWWWWWW!" from the other side of the wall, there's someone there.

    --
    "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  14. Let's just hope.. by AkA+lexC · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. The enemy havent brought their Kryptonite...

    --
    -AlexC
  15. Re:Curse the war as you want... by Cal+Paterson · · Score: 5, Funny

    SUITCASES??? YOU LUCKY BASTARD!! We only had rucksacks! I had to scavenge parts from the sewer to get it working, because working equipment wasn't in the budget, and our equipment was a 486 and a gumball machine. Our aircraft were mainly comprised of half a stolen Russian MiG, and an old Lada.

  16. Re:Curse the war as you want... by WoodieR · · Score: 3, Funny

    Canadian, eh?

    --
    Question Authority before IT questions You ...
  17. Re:Urban rescue? How about woodland creatures? by NewKimAll · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi, could someone stop by my house and demo the device for me? I have a few pesky mice that I want to get rid of. I'm hoping it can detect the little varmints breathing too and not just humans. Oh yeah, and if you can grab that darn neighborhood skunk that nukes my house in the summer from time to time, I throw in a bonus. Thanks so much.
    --
    I type a different sig every time I comment on something. Here is my latest.

  18. Re:Sad by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 2, Funny
    Trying to install Linux on a laptop with nocdrom or Ethernet but DLINK usb wi-fi.
    Obviously you have larger problems than some oppressive government.
  19. Re:Terahertz Imaging by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wouldn't use it for treasure detecting, as it would ruin the point, it would make it to easy, and it would soon be over.


    Is the point of treasure detecting to spend as much time as possible looking for treasure, or to find as much treasure as possible in a given amount of time?

    --


    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.