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Apple Sends Hidden Message to Hackers?

RetrogradeMotion writes "The OSx86 Project is reporting on a hidden message to hackers in Apple's new MacBook Pro. The new Intel-based OS X contains a file named 'Dont Steal Mac OS X.kext' and is accompanied by the message, 'The purpose of this Apple software is to protect Apple copyrighted materials from unauthorized copying and use.' The file is not present in either the PowerPC version of OS X or the Intel version shipped to developers last year. While Apple has sent messages to hackers before, is this a tounge-in-cheek introduction to the anticipated (and hated) Trusted Platform Module? Is locking down OS X a strategic necessity or a missed opportunity?" Obviously a big maybe here, but a good story just the same.

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  1. Do hackers read .kext files? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought they only read .knfo files.

  2. Brian, there's a message in my Alphabet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It says ooooooooo.

    Peter, those are Cheerios.

    1. Re:Brian, there's a message in my Alphabet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the winner of the inability to understand a fucking sentence award is Jester998!

  3. Recursively funny by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else amused that they quoted the text saying not to "distribute or reproduce" any portion of the text? Hehe... Too late!

  4. Zonk must post a lot on pr0n boards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Come on it's tongue not tounge!

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    Ninja, fuck, baby, special olympics

  5. Dont steal Mac OS, steal Windows! by CivilianHero · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Dont Steal Mac OS X.kext' Ok... stealing Windows!

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  6. Microsofts reply by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft announce an Aqua theme in Windows Vista.

  7. A better message would have been: by kadathseeker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keep up the good work! Thanks guys, without you jumping on every Winblows exploit, we would never have gotten where we are today. Linux and OS X for a brighter future! - The Apple Team

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  8. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by ethanrider · · Score: 5, Funny
    People who don't understand monopoly law should have their fingers hacked off so they don't post such stupid comments.

    Clearly they should be shot on site, in case they learn to type with their elbows.
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  9. publicly perform? by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 5, Funny

    You may not copy, modify, reverse engineer, publicly display, publicly perform, sublicense, transfer or redistribute this file, in whole or in part.

    "For this next song, we're going to play 'Dont Steal Mac OS X.kext'." WTF?

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  10. It worked for MP3's by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every iPod has a sticker that says "Don't Steal Music". And we all know iPod users are the least likely to steal. This is obviously because Apple users in general always pay attention to little lables like this. And by touching anything Apple, even their code, by proxy makes you an Apple user, it's like a disease, it's catchy.

    I believe anyone hoping to see OS X running on non-Apple hardware is gonna be SOL now.

  11. Re:Needs a Coral link... by compgenius3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you even know what a fucknut is?

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  12. Funnier file name by bersl2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Dont Steal Mac OS X.kthnx'

    1. Re:Funnier file name by pintomp3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      or how about "Dont Steal Mac OS X.mmmk"

  13. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 4, Funny

    ethanrider wrote:

    Clearly they should be shot on site, in case they learn to type with their elbows.

    Actually, they should be taken off-site to be shot--it's easier to clean up that way.

    Cheers,

    b&

    P.S. Dig the hole first.

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  14. Re:Logical Thought: Apple & Hardware Profits by Snowmit · · Score: 2, Funny

    McDonalds

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  15. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by spongebue · · Score: 2, Funny

    This deserves an obligatory Simpsons quote...

    "We're sorry, the fingers you have used to dial are too fat." -Operator on phone

  16. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by Macgrrl · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly they should be shot on site, in case they learn to type with their elbows.

    [load pedant mode]Shot on site - as in before they leave the premesis, or shot on sight - as in immediately upon being identified?[unload pedant mode]

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  17. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why does the parent poster claim that Microsoft is a monopoly yet Apple isn't?

    Because the parent poster is not fucking retarded.

  18. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by heinousjay · · Score: 4, Funny

    I liken this situation to a joke I heard from Jon Stewart. It's not exactly parallel, but I think it makes the point.

    Jon asked the crowd if anyone supported legalizing marijuana. A giant cheer erupted, and it was quite evident that the overwhelming feeling in the room was "definitely." Jon paused (impeccable timing, that man) and said, "Why? Are you having trouble finding it?"

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  19. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by dcam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly they should be shot on site, in case they learn to type with their elbows.

    Which site? The site of the crimes? That would certainly be appropriate, however what if they see you coming and run away? Do you have to drag them back to their computer before shooting them?

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  20. Apple's monopoly. by kale77in · · Score: 3, Funny

    But what about Apple's monopoly on COOL? What about THAT huh!

    I say those damn monopolists should be forced to redesign the entire product lines of other manufacturers!

    Then we'd ALL be better off.

  21. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, he meant "site." Otherwise, blind people wouldn't be allowed to go around shooting everybody they thought didn't understand all the fine points of monopoly law. Requiring sight is badly discriminatory. As long as you open it up to anybody who can shoot somebody before they leave, you should be legally clear.

  22. Text in the code... by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Funny

    "seineeW erA setariP X SOcaM"

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  23. Re:Legality of Apple tying software to hardware. by martinX · · Score: 2, Funny

    But would Michael Dell do all those handjobs himself?

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  24. Apple Sends Message from their Homepage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone seen the comments in the sidebar to the MacBook Pro page?

    Old school unix hacking.

    If that isn't a message to hackers I don't know what is..

  25. Re:Idiotic comment about unbundling software by g0at · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Premesis"? It always amuses me when somebody points out someone's egregious spelling error and then promptly makes one of their own.

    -b

  26. Re:Apple is elvis, you idiots! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
    At least Windows runs on an OPEN HARDWARE PLATFORM.

    At least for the next ten years, as MS is always that far behind copying Apple.

  27. Apple sends hidden message to hackers..... by saladasalad · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Eat Popcorn, Drink Coca-Cola"

  28. Blue Meanies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In my middle school days, I decided to open up the Mac OS "System" file with a text editor one day (not even a hex editor), and saw, after a bunch of binary code misinterpreted as ASCII, the hidden message:

    "Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!"

    A Google search verifies that plenty of other people remember this too.