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Homemade Digital Cameras

Michael Golembewski writes "For the past three years, I've been taking apart cheap secondhand flatbed scanners and turning them into homemade large format digital cameras. They are well over 100 mexapixel in resolution, and produce results that are both similar to and significantly different from traditional digital and conventional cameras."

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  1. Analog hole by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, well. Since the quality exceeds those provided by "consumer-level" equipment, how are these guys going to deal with the Digital Transition Content Security Act?

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  2. Vacation by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will need a pickup truck to take this along on my next vacation.

  3. Re:Amazing tech skills with art value! by adyus · · Score: 5, Funny


    "That is some eerie art! Is your initial part of your last name really pronounced "Golem" by chance?"

    Talk about ADD...

    Oh, and I guess he's using the Dark side of the duct tape?

  4. A Modern Salvador Dali by CarnivorousCoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Salvador Dali meets a camera. Brilliant stuff!

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  5. Brave guy by loraksus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sticking 25+ mb images on your server and submitting it for a slashdotting.
    Still, quite cool. He did a good job of describing the effects - made it informative, yet simple enough for most people to understand.

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  6. Mexa-pixels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They are well over 100 mexapixel in resolution..."
    Does that mean each pixel can hold 100 mexicans worth of optical information?

    1. Re:Mexa-pixels? by wildsurf · · Score: 5, Funny

      "They are well over 100 mexapixel in resolution..."
      Does that mean each pixel can hold 100 mexicans worth of optical information?


      That's nothing. My camera has a brazilian pixels.

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  7. Two questions. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Funny

    First, what does [apple]-shift-3 do? Apparently in Panther it takes a screenshot, but why is that cool enough to get tattooed on your neck?

    And second, why on earth is this so hot? Mmmmf.

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    1. Re:Two questions. by jlarocco · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sigh. Only on slashdot. Who cares what [apple]-shift-3 does when this picture is only two pictures to the left.

      I mean, there's a freakin' G5 box in that picture. Those things are awesome ; )

  8. Re:I'm sold by heatdeath · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd love to try some high res landscapes though

    If you want to do landscape photography with this, then you've missed the point entirely. =P (Unless you're talking about clouds or something)

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  9. Possible improvement by Nuffsaid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Putting aside for a moment the artistic effects, this project could be turned in a distortion-free ultra-cheap ultra-hi-res digital camera. You only need to "fix" the image so that it stands still while the scanner works. For example, you could expose to light a plate covered with some photo-sensitive chemical (like, for example, a silver halide) and then putting that in front of the scanner. I wonder why nobody thought of this before...

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  10. Re:Wrong assumtion by nagora · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm sure he already knew how to code. He probably just learned the new syntax/language specific to the project. I took 2 years of coding, and there's no way I learned enough to be doing what he did.

    Then you should ask for your money back; that's pathetic.

    TWW

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  11. Re:Amazing tech skills with art value! by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assembler instructions... ADD AX,BX ?

  12. Amazing scanner use by digitaldc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Site temporarily down - too many people looking! Sorry... I'll sort it out soon. Mike

    Is there anyway to disassemble a scanner to create a fast server?

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  13. For his next project... by chinton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Taking apart a scanner and assembling a device to bring down his web server. Oh, wait...

  14. Re:Amazing tech skills with art value! by Loquax · · Score: 4, Funny

    LDA #AD Some assembly required.....

  15. Re:Amazing tech skills with art value! by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    He could've also used tinfoil, which as an added bonus, would have also prevented the subliminable messages from reaching his optic nerves...