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Windows XP Service Pack 3 Not Due Until 2007

vitaly.friedman writes "Microsoft has published the due date for Windows XP SP3 (Service Pack 3) on its Windows Lifecycle Web site. The preliminary due date (the latter half of 2007) for the next collection of fixes and patches for Microsoft's desktop operating system is as more than a year later than many company watchers were expecting."

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  1. But.. by JonJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Windows Vista was due this year?

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  2. huh by c0dedude · · Score: 5, Funny

    "2007" is a funny term for "whenever we get around to it"....

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    1. Re:huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Stand on your head -- it reads " LOOT "

      When they have made enough money on Vista, they'll maybe do one last service pack on XP.

      By the way, the next marketing slogan is predictable:

              "Microsoft VISTA -- Look_Out!!"

    2. Re:huh by lengau · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well isn't VISTA just an acronym?

      You know -

      Viruses
      Intruders
      Spyware
      Trojans and
      Adware

      The most popular applications for Windows (AKA "Killer Apps")

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  3. last one left turn out the lights... by DeveloperAdvantage · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think by then half of their team will be working at google!

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  4. W.. T.. F.. by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story reminds me of a co-worker I used to have, who used to spout off completely worthless information. One day he decided to inform everyone that the history of the letter W was not in the dictionary, much to his dismay. Nobody was ever quite sure why he cared, let alone why he felt it necessary to verbalize his observations. I suspect he submitted this story as well.

  5. "date"? by deep44 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So their release "date" is 2H 2007? Since when is a 6-month window considered a "date"?

    A precedent like that really makes you wonder about the release "dates" they still can't commit to.

    1. Re:"date"? by maztuhblastah · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since when is a 6-month window considered a "date"?

      I'm guessing you're not female.

  6. Re:horrible analysis by elinden · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...they might as well be throwing darts at conclusions...

    no no -- they used a mat. with conclusions printed on it. and then they jumped onto the mat...
  7. Linus Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cry me a fucking river. Do you feel that you are entitled to annual service packs? There are lots of hotfixes available so you can roll your own or switch to a real operating system.

    Vista is supposed to be out in Q3 2006.

  8. SP3 on multiple DVD's Then? by Ajehals · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given the number of fixes released annually I assume MS have to wait till 2007 for gigabit boradband speeds to make it a viable download.... or send a SAE for the 7 DVD SP3 set.

  9. You could see this coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...after the press release from the Duke Nukem: Forever team, where they announced they would be going gold when XP SP3 was released.

  10. 2007? by AeroIllini · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in: Microsoft Windows XP SP3 is now renamed Microsoft Windows Vista, and will ship sometime in early 2009. Possible new features include an updated icon, a completely new marketing campaign, one driver for an HP scanner written in a drunken coding blitz at 3am, and a new desktop wallpaper prominently featuring the Microsoft Logo.

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    1. Re:2007? by H0p313ss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Possible new features include an updated icon, a completely new marketing campaign, one driver for an HP scanner written in a drunken coding blitz at 3am, and a new desktop wallpaper prominently featuring the Microsoft Logo.

      That would be Windows ME

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  11. Wrong, it's already out. by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Funny

    Service Pack to fix windows is already out. It's actually up to version 4. It's called OS X 10.4.4

    1. Re:Wrong, it's already out. by Celsius+233 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stupid Microsoft. I ordered the CD, and it doesn't install.

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  12. I tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The new desktop theme was nice, but the service pack broke all my games.

  13. Start downloading now 56Kbers by Skiron · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will take 18 months to download...

  14. Important Consideration by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it *is* hard to improve on perfection!

    /sarcasm

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  15. Re:horrible analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  16. Re:Linux by oddfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh how badly we need a Linux port of WoW. I honestly don't have Windows for any other reason anymore.

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  17. Suspect by Teun · · Score: 2, Funny
    and unintended installs,

    I assume that's like a worm/virus/rootkit etc?

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  18. Re:Looks like a trend... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    " NT3.51 had 5 service packs. NT4 had 6.5. w2k had 4. XP might only have 2.
    Next one after that? Won't have any service packs at all!"


    5 ... 6.5 ... 4 ... ~2 ... ?

    How do you get 0 as the next number in the sequence?

    No matter how hard I try, I keep getting sqrt(pi).

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  19. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought "vista" stood for everything windows was
    famous for: Virus Infections, Spyware, Trojans and
    Ad-ware.

  20. Whatever by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shit, by 2007 I'll be stealing Vista instead of XP anyways.

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  21. Re:Well, since you ask... by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

    It has an interface like a truck?

    Or did you mean "TINKER TOY INTERFACE"?

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