Cutting Through The Next-Gen BS
ConfusedFX wrote to mention a great feature at GameDaily that is trying to cut through marketing BS and get to the truth behind the upcoming next-gen systems. From a piece on the Revolution's street-date: "Now Nintendo is saying that a near final version of the Revolution will be on display and working at E3 2006. If the company expects to release in the US before Thanksgiving then it has to have a working model at E3, but exactly what does that mean for attendees of the annual expo? We expect to see Zelda: Twilight Princess running on Revolution with the new features discussed a couple weeks ago, and maybe Smash Brothers and a Mario title with a couple of little mini-games like we saw at the Tokyo Game Show. We may also see a handful of classic Nintendo titles to promote the Revolution download service Nintendo has vaguely discussed in the past. If we can play Smash, Mario and some Nintendo classics on the show floor we'll be happy Nintendo. Don't let us down!"
They've intentionally built up a lot of hype with the Revolution, especially with the controller. They've got us right where they want us, they won't be letting us down.
Goddamn it you're right, no-one gives a shit.
What the fuck was I thinking buying these Nvidia shares?
So, how is Zelda, Mario or Smash bros. going to really utilize the new controller?
I'd prefer to see some inovative title that demonstrates exactly why anybody would actually want the new controller.
As of yet I have seen no type of game which could not have been made without the new controller... hoping Nintendo will deliver on this.
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...and wait until you've actually tried all three systems. That's the only way to know for sure which ones are any good.
Weren't those rumours about extra features when running Twilight Princess on the Revolution debunked fairly rapidly by Nintendo?
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Penny Arcade's take on the Next-Gen BS:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/01/20
"[at E3] We expect to see Zelda: Twilight Princess running on Revolution with the new features discussed a couple weeks ago, and maybe Smash Brothers and a Mario title with a couple of little mini-games... If we can play Smash, Mario and some Nintendo classics on the show floor we'll be happy Nintendo. Don't let us down!"
:P
Screw you journalists. All I or most of us care about is when the gaming public gets to play it. "Make sure you have lots of games ready for our elitist expo, Nintendo, we want to play as many games as we can before most people get to". Bah.
(But man, I can't wait for those Smash Bros videos!)
Oh, and another thing, what's the deal with all the (true?) rumours about the GC version of Twilight Princess using the Revo controller? That's not the Nintendo way! Nintendo would release the GC version with no compatibility, and then half way through the Revo's life, they'd package Twilight Princess with pre-orders to the next Zelda game, now with Revo controller functionality(!)
Or... after sending the proof of purchase of 5 Revo games, after a convoluted process you can get Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and maybe some N64 Zelda games (though you can get those through the web portal) with brand new Revo controller functionality(!)
That's the Nintendo way! Why give that sweet, sweet Revo functionality for free when you can force purchase of the next Zelda game or put people through a time-consuming mail-in process
"When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
I hear Duke Nukem Forever is going to run on the Mac.
Or how a game site mentions chip yield regarding the volume of PS3 that will ship, a lot of that shit is confidential to insiders, there are estimates but Intel and IBM and others don't talk about what they are making lot's of, they don't tell you their failure rates, they don't talk a lot about yield in any way other than an academic one. It directly affects their ability to price products and whether or not people will buy them or license the technology. I stop reading when a game site mentions yields.
Here is a prediction, Sony and MS will split the market, closer to 50/50 than to 70/30. The next gen consoles will pretty much all be about the same and play the same games from the big vendors, the only differences will be exclusive titles. HD-DVD will die on the vine.
Clearly we should take the speculation of this gamer rag over the comments from industry executives he quotes.
Wait, why should we do that? I think this guy is full of shit.
It's very unlikely that an $1800 Blu-Ray player would stand up to a $500 (estimate) PS3
It's very unlikely that the kind of people who would by a $1800 video player would find a gaming console an acceptable substitute. And talk about speculative BS... $500 estimate for the PS3? Yeah, right. At the very least it's pure speculation.
The Cell chip manufacturing ramp up has not yet begun
Says who?
If the company expects to release in the US before Thanksgiving then it has to have a working model at E3
Nintendo could show a slideshow at E3 if they wanted. They've done it before.
It would greatly benefit Nintendo to release before the PlayStation 3 in the US, but we really don't see that happening unless Sony has some sort of manufacturing mishap with the Cell chip.
Wait, first you say that it's unlikely we'll be seeing a signifigant number of PS3s this year because Sony hasn't started manufactuing yet, and now you're saying it's unlikely Nintendo will beat the PS3 to market? I don't know which one of those statements is wrong, but they certainly can't both be right at the same time.
Does this guy have an editor?
However, while we do expect Nintendo to ship more Revolution consoles within the launch window than the number of Xbox 360 consoles Microsoft was able to ship, we don't expect Nintendo's console to outperform the Xbox 360 launch.
Ok, here's the last straw. The VirtualBoy outsold the 360 at launch. It's not hard to have a better launch than a console that only ships 500,000 units. If Microsoft had produced enough 360s, then Nintendo would have had some competition in the "best launch" category, but the only way the Revolution isn't having a better launch than the 360 is if Nintendo throws in the towel and exists the marketplace after only making 400,000 consoles. Fat chance. It's not that hard to compete with the launch of a console you couldn't buy at launch.
1) Is it going to be region coded such that if I buy my console in Japan, I won't be able to play US-released games? I hate having to import my consoles back to Japan just to play games in my native language.
2) In spite of Nintendo's "bad' reputation as a kids' console, I'm excited about the potential for the new controller and gaming with my 3 year old. What kind of games are on the horizon here.
3) I know I said 2 questions, but I have one more: Is there a reliable site where I can get common sense news without a lot of hype, hyperbole, and marketing schmooze? I don't have time to sift the chaff and just want to know some fundamental aspects of the new system.
Etc, etc, ad nauseam, and so on and so forth.
is the author is an idiot.
Don't bother to RTFA, you'll end up knowing less about next gen console if you do...
Here you go(firsthand from publishers and developers):
Sony: PS3 hardware is finalized and ready to go. The only question is what software will be ready to for launch.
Nintendo: A few months behind Sony, but hardware is just about done. Software is a bigger question since Nintendo is so 1st party orientated and it is hard to get good info from such tightlipped sources.
Microsoft: There is talk of some sort of 'relaunch' due to the massive manufacturing problems they've been having. Huge numbers of titles are getting pushed back due to normal game delays and publishers don't want their software sitting unsold on the shelves with 500k 360s out in the wild in the US.
There are really only two big questions right now.
1) How cheap will the Revolution be. $200 would send shockwaves through the console world. $300 and the Revolution will probably end up a decent second place console
2) Will Microsoft remain in the race, or are they even capable of doing so. Everyday that goes by with the status quo for them indicates the manufacturing problems are as bad as everyone feared. Best case scenario is they are stockpiling 360s for this rumored 'relaunch' If not, it could be effectively over for the 360 regardless of what Microsoft wants.
Tell me if you've heard this before:
"PS2 and X-Box are just mindless corporate sequel factories, churning out iterations of the same tired titles over and over again. Nintendo is a bastion of originality and revolutionary gameplay! Now hurry up with my new Mario game, my new Zelda game, new Smash Brothers game, new Mario Party game, new F-Zero game, and new Mario-Sports games."
Nintendo flogs their franchises just as hard as Electronic Arts does. They may reinvent the concepts for whatever wacky new input method they come up with, but it's still fanboy demand for the various franchises, all over again. If Sony or MS were innovating their controllers, you can bet we'd see the same thing with Madden and Halo... the new hardware doesn't reduce that demand for the same old standards.
THAT is cutting through the next-gen BS. I'm sure the Revolution will have some innovative new concepts, but I'm really getting tired of the plumber, you know..?
Bullshit level HIGH!
No mention of M$ deliberatly restricting levels to get the desirable "Console sold out on launch" headlines in the press. No mention of the consoles not working on masse. No mention of one of the big release games crashing on the 360. No prediction of the other BS statements maade by M$ for the future of the 360.
He actually talkes up the LIVE service... I wonder how much you get in kickback for a story like this?
Cutting through the bullshit? but Nintendo will save the day? you do realize thats an oxymoron dont you?
,then carefully slipt those reports under the carpet!) bullshit!
Do you know whats the only next gen company that has not shown not a single demo, screen or video of their next console? thats right! Nintendo! the teaser video we all saw with the revolution controller is 100% fictional or just theoretical none of it is based in real gameplay! (look it up if you dont believe it) that video is 100% make up bullshit!
What companies have been feeding us with Bullshit hype on their next gen consoles? answer: ALL OF THEM! Sony trying to pass cinematics and real time demos AS playable games ? Bullshit. Ms HD-era hype shotly followed "hey this looks just like an xbox!?" Bullshit.
Nintendo controller teaser video? (BTW Actual REVIEWS of the prototype controller performance were not so positive IGN, EGM reported hand strain, wrist pain and slight loss of tracking
Come on guys lets TRY at least to keep slashdot as an unbiased source for info? heres a clue about next gen company hype: it's all full of shit!
Number 1 rule of gaming and entertainment:
Never mind previews, mind the reviews and the people craving for the creators blood!
Go ahead MOD my day!
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