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Kama Sutra Worm Hits Softly
An anonymous reader writes "Despite warnings of the danger posed by the Kama Sutra worm, ZDNet is reporting that things haven't been nearly as bad as expected." From the article: "There have been 'no reports of any (Kama Sutra) detonations so far. Also, the virus seems to be dropping in e-mail prevalence. It was down to second place yesterday, according to our monitoring stations, and slid again into third place today,' Paul Ducklin, head of technology at Sophos Asia-Pacific, told ZDNet Australia. The worm's ranking was overtaken by MyDoom and Netsky variants, which have been around for a number of years. "
It sounds like the news over hyped a story for no reason. Say it ain't so!
I got:
Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
the first few times I tried to view this article. Are we sure Slashdot isn't infected?
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It was all pretty much media hype from the beginning.
that might just be the raciest title on a /. article ever. W0W
There is no patch for user stupidity.
Bury me in mashed potatoes.
I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd, ...
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.
I prayed that he would finish but he just kept right on
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song...
That's what came to mind when i read the title "Kama Sutra Worm Hits Softly." It's not my fault though, my mother subjected me to years of 'light' music on my way to school.
Anyways, I'm not surprised the media took this one and ran with it. When was the last time they had a 'major' malicious virus to talk about?
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
Yes, there is.
"Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!"
Of course it's soft at first. But wait until it changes positions a few times! It will be surprisingly intense before long.
/syle
Looks like someone could use a little blue pill before using the Kama Sutra.
Do I ever... My father insisted on turning off the answering machine, because it was digital one that did voice stamps and other complex features, and the "virus could spread through the phone lines".
+1 to my dad for knowing that the answering machine did have a computer as a component
-100 for thinking that it was susceptible to a virus dialing it up and infecting it
I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.....
Instead of it saying "Schoolgirl fantasies gone wrong" it said "Schoolgirl does math homework and studies history".
Yeah but just wait til the Tantra worm hits... wait for it... wait for it....
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Now what am I going to do with 500,000 T-shirts, stickers, coffee mugs, mouse pads, and other miscellaneous paraphernalia printed with the slogan "I got pwned by Kama Sutra!"
Prove it.
duh, its because worm fits better with the imagery of the name "Kama Sutra".
"In the game of life, someone always has to lose. To me, if life were fair, that someone would always be Oklahoma." -DKR
Ok, I screwed up (no pun intended)
;-)
The great states of Iowa an Misouri also have 14, and where there are two different numbers for the same state it means
the law within that country or state varies according to region or circumstances.
So, I'm guessing 14 is legal if you are married (preferrably to a close relative),
There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.
It's called foreplay!!!
:-D
I jest!!
It's obviously controlling its execution and waiting as long as possible before delivering its payload :-)
South Carolina @ 14!
... except a lot of people might object to the term "union" in SC :)
They should adopt "Lowest age of consent law in the union!" as their new state motto and put it on license plates.
I thought this article was about a new sex toy
The Scorpion Worm, however, will rock you like a hurricane.
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