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Verizon Threatens Google's 'Free Lunch'

ILikeRed writes to tell us the Washington Post is reporting that Verizon is becoming much more vocal about internet firms using "their" lines to do business without paying extra. From the article: "The network builders are spending a fortune constructing and maintaining the networks that Google intends to ride on with nothing but cheap servers," Thorne told a conference marking the 10th anniversary of the Telecommunications Act of 1996. "It is enjoying a free lunch that should, by any rational account, be the lunch of the facilities providers." This, as lawmakers are approaching new legislation that could let telcos charge internet companies much more for the use of high speed connections.

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  1. After 20 minutes of being on hold... by Kittyflipping · · Score: 5, Funny

    Customer: I'm having trouble with my DSL connection. I paid for broadband access, but google.com took an hour to load and vonage.com took 3 days...
    Verizon: I see that you don't have call waiting on your line. I'll go ahead and add that for you, ok? We're also running a promotion that adds no value to you but will extend your contract with us. Would you like to hear about it?

  2. I beg your pardon.. by freelunch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny, I don't feel like a victim.

  3. Re:This Ain't No Free Lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......google pie.

  4. Internet Damage by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gentlemen! Set your routing tables to stun.

    Verizon doesn't want to carry traffic? FINE, we can arrange that.

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  5. Google should just stop serving Verizon by sommere · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google should just stop serving Verizon.

    Simple solution, Verizon thinks google is getting a service from THEM?

    Google shuts them off and 24 hours later every verizon customer will think their internet connection is broken.

  6. Re:This Ain't No Free Lunch by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    good enough for me. ;-)
    those baby bell pies have mud in them, not tasty at all.
    -nB

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  7. Re:Simple solution, in Google style by archivis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Telcos have alot of dark fibre in the States.

    Most people assume that's optical fibre...but it's actually moral fibre.

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  8. If Verizon wants more money from Google... by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can buy shares like anyone else.

    -jcr

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  9. Re:Free Lunch? by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    The speaker must have omitted the part about Google headquarters tapping into their next door neighbor's open wireless LAN, right? When will those people ever learn....

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  10. Re:Simple solution, in Google style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Attn: Your service package does not include access to this premium site: www.Gooogle.com
    Please select your method of payment:
    • Through the nose
    • Up the butt

  11. Re:Free Lunch? by marcello_dl · · Score: 2, Funny

    posting your phone number on /.

    It might not be HIS number, nudge nudge, wink wink :)

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  12. familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey Verizon, SCO just called, they want their desperation back.

  13. hate to tell you... by GungaDan · · Score: 4, Funny

    that's not mud.

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  14. wasting my time reading this post by Klanglor · · Score: 3, Funny

    wow! i for the first time i fell i wasted my time reading a thread (even if by vertu, it means wasting your time in a somewhat constructive way by reading slashdot) you know, usualy there is some sort of debate or something. so far its all the samething. Verizon Sucks, Google still has to pay. (totaly agree) now we just need someone to let Verizon know about it. lol.

  15. Re:Mushrooms by GaryOlson · · Score: 2, Funny
    Right.

    Suppose you are brewery whose product basically defines the character of this capital city. Beer sales are good locally and abroad; and secondary effects from tourism and transportation employment have a positive effect. Therefore, the city thinks the water provided to the brewery is worth more; and tries to charge the brewery above and beyond. Not only that; but any establishment which sells this beer has to pay more for sewage fees.

    Ultimate effect -- beer prices soar, sales plummet, beer production falls, pubs close all across the city, men have to spend time with their wives while sober, and professional sports become whole lot less interesting. Financial, social, and emotional doomsday.

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  16. Re:Free Lunch? by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Funny
    And, last time I checked, India is still supposed to be 3rd world.


    Really? The last time I checked, India was supposed to be "the placed your programming career just got outsourced to"...

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  17. Re:Free Lunch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and that comes out to... several buttloads of cash per month.

    Yeah no doubt... But just for clarification, are those metric buttloads or SAE buttloads?

  18. Re:Mushrooms by lennier · · Score: 3, Funny

    >sheer immensitity

    Oh, crap.

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  19. Re:Free Lunch? by ryanov · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not really his number anyway, it's Verizon's.

  20. Here it comes... by danwesnor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Verizon Customer,

    We are sorry to inform you that you will no longer be able to access Google, Yahoo, eBay, Amazon, and other high-bandwidth commercial sites through your Verizon internet connection. Due to the loads that these services place on Verizon's network system, Verizon has instituted a new policy which states that high-bandwidth commercial web sites must compensate Verizon for their usage of our network. The companies listed above, and others, have elected not to do so. Therefore, we have no choice but to discontinue the availability of these and other web sites on your internet connection.

    We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

    Sincerely,
    Verizon Customer Service

    ------------------
    Dear Verizon,

    Pbbbbbtttthhhppp.

    Sincerely,
    A Valued Soon-To-Be Ex-Verizon Customer.

  21. mushroom comments are, well...mushrooming by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh man, only on Slashdot does this kind of illustration (an apt illustration, mind you) get like twelve levels of comments. Good thing I have mush room on my screen so I could read the whole thing!

    Ok, now that I've ranted, I've gotta tell you what a fun guy you are, Anonymous Coward. I will spore you and move on, but the morel of the story is that if you start talking mushrooms you had better be ready for someone to truffle with you!

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  22. Re:Mushrooms by weorthe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google grows the mushrooms.

    That is, Google is a content provider. The content it provides is links, which require great skill and a great investment to produce. All Verizon does is deliver the damn mushrooms. Does the delivery boy deserve a bonus every time a chef creates a masterpiece? Does the mail man get a cut if you mail a script, or a check?

    Verizon needs to keep their hands off my damn mushrooms.

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  23. Re:Mushrooms by dscruggs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's say I'm a telco executive. And let's say I don't have a clue. But I repeat myself...

  24. Re:Do google pay for bandwidth? by CaptainZapp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, you see: Mr. Bronfman (also known as the 25Watt bulb of the entertainment industry) believes that he should get a cut on every IPod sold. So I can understand where Verizons inspiration is coming from.

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  25. Re:Do google pay for bandwidth? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Funny
    Google has more to lose by the Bell's blocking them, than the Bell's have to lose by blocking google.

    The commentators all say that Google has been buying shedloads of dark fibre. If this is so, does Google have anything to lose in this fight? By this time next year, could we see Google as the main backbone supplier in the US, and the Bells all whimpering a corner, saying 'please, sir, we didn't mean it'?

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