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Possible Breakthrough for AIDS Cure
kryonD writes "Researchers believe they have found a new compound that could finally kill the HIV/AIDS virus, not just slow it down as current treatments do. While most of the community is still hesitant to comment on this until it passes peer review, initial results show that their method attacks and kills ALL variations of the virus. A fast track through the FDA could have one of the world's leading problems licked in less than a decade."
Developed by DOC SAVAGE! Will The Shadow get Osama bin Laden next?
but the AIDS virus was a god sent plague upon the morale-less soul sucking evil anti christian gays... surely the doctors who are pursuing these so called aids cures are performing work of the devil and funding should be withdrawn immediately.
+5 sarcasm
(+5 funny? +5 sad? +5 satire, cause you know there are people out there that really think that way, freaks)
let the fucking begin!
Know what I like about atheists? I've yet to meet one that believes God is on their side.
smaaaaaaallllpox
(biowarfare labs don't count)
These two headlines would occure together:
"HIV/AIDS Extinct After W.H.O. Global Campaign!"
"World Population Skyrockets to 9 Billion in Unprecidented Babyboom!"
Demented But Determined.
See if it will cure you of being an asshole
Heh, you refuse to comment on this until further results are publsihed... except for this. Soo... starting...
NOW!
"This is considered plagiarism."
Free love it is.
for the playstation 4. I mean THIS time it will sport a processor so powerful it will cure all ailments, get you laid AND have great games. Go Sony! Or maybe install a rootkit in your DNA and sue AIDS for DRM infringement?
Fighting over religion is like seeing whose imaginary friend is best.
Though I wanted to, I will not reply to your comment.
Paul Grosfield - the quicker picker upper.
The beatings will continue until morale (and spelling) improves!
Geez, when are people going to stop joking about the dupes issue?
Many a slashdotter can now get laid!
I don't think the fear of contracting an STD was preventing that
You don't have to be smart to use a Mac, you just have to be smart enough to buy one
You just have to believe. The package costs 19,99 and comes with a free toy model of jesus!
I know of several substances that will kill any living organism.
I'd wager they'd solve the AIDS problem... and most other problems plaguing humankind.
Botuline, cyanide, ricin...
Ignore this signature. By order.
"Googling for "Ceragenins" results in zero hits. "
;)
Maybe Ceragenins have been black listed for having 'penis size', 'discrete medication', and 'horny teenage girls' on their web site
-Rick
"Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
just realised.... apple probably already has the rights to the iAIDS name....
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I apologise for the attempt at humor on such a serious topic! but laughter is sometimes the best medicine!
----- Concentrate on promoting more than demoting.
.. molten lava, a blast furnace..
They'll be happy to charge $10000 per dose to make up for their overwhelming research budget, I'm sure.
You mispelled "advertising budget."
.. nude photos and video of Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright making love to eachother.
And a Book of Mormon.
"Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
1. Create a new compound that kills HIV
2. Test to make sure it ONLY kills HIV, not the people who have it
3. Leak to press before step two is complete
4. Profit!
The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
You just blinded my mind's eye...
For those that would die defending it, Freedom
has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
Can you say scam?
sc... scor... scat... scrot.. sca..., erm no, it appears not.
Worst. Signature. Ever.
I'm thinking...the day they cured AIDS...so much for monogamous (sp?) relationships, we're all free to fuck again. Hehe...if you can't get laid they day they cure aids......
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........