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A Bathroom That Cleans Itself

FiReaNGeL writes "Researchers at the University of New South Wales are developing new coatings they hope will be used for self-cleaning surfaces in hospitals and the home. It's made of a special nanoparticle coating that absorbs ultraviolet light below a certain wavelength and gives the particles an oxidizing quality stronger than any commercial bleach. Say goodbye to tedious bathroom cleaning!"

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  1. Bathroom cleaning? by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is this "bathroom cleaning" you speak of? I'm intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    1. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      It figures that someone with the last name of "Bates" wouldn't be into cleaning, especially things in the bathroom like a SHOWER.

      Stabby stabby!

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    2. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by AlecC · · Score: 5, Funny

      someone needs to create a nano robot who enjoys the stuff found in bathrooms

      It's been done - they are called bacteria.

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  2. This is certainly welcome news! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... for the mothers of most slashdotters.

  3. Seems much better by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This seems much better than my idea of putting a big drain in the floor and using giant sprinklers hanging from the ceilings to clean my house; sort of like living in a giant dishwasher. Probably easier on the electronic devices too.

    1. Re:Seems much better by shitdrummer · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Looks Left*
      *Looks Right*
      *Looks Behind*
      *Speaks in a very hushed tone*

      Or you could get married.

      *runs and hides*

      Shitdrummer.

  4. Just how much does it do? by SocialEngineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it sweep up stray hairs after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date?

    It's the stuff people see that bothers them the most, in my experience :)

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    1. Re:Just how much does it do? by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's the stuff people see that bothers them the most, in my experience :)

      Like a man with shaved shoulders and Robbin-Williams-thick backhair.

    2. Re:Just how much does it do? by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will it sweep up stray hairs after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date?

      Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight (lie buzzer) ..a date (lie buzzer) ..dinner with a friend (lie buzzer) ..dinner alone (lie buzzer) ..watching TV alone (lie buzzer) ..All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.(Lie buzzer) Sears catalog.(ding)Now will you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!(lie buzzer)

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    3. Re:Just how much does it do? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> ...after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date

      Great. The one woman on /. has to post in this thread!

    4. Re:Just how much does it do? by zobier · · Score: 2, Funny
      It said "shoulders", not "armpits".

      The only people I know with hairy shoulders are usually men. Unless you are talking of a female ape, in which case I would recommend a little cautiousness in your comments (did you know female apes were capable of lifting 1000 lbs when they get really angry ?)

      Well, I guess we know not to piss you off then.
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  5. Thing is... by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never exactly said "hello" to tedious bathroom cleaning, as the watermelon-sized bacteria in there can attest to.

  6. Only half the battle by photojunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    As much as a counter that sanitizes itself (which is what this product does) is perfect for hospital and other biologically hazardous places - I'd so much rather have table that used concentrated bursts of plasma to eliminate ALL on it's surface. Or perhaps someone can invent an oatmeal that doesn't dry rock hard on the bowl when I'm doing dishes.

  7. Sea shells by connah0047 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should just install 3 sea shells in each bathroom. That will make a cleaner society for us all.

    1. Re:Sea shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or you could just let out a string of obscenities

  8. Re:What about a shirt made of that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I never have to wash it?

    You refer to yourself as 'it'?

  9. Old News by Jubetas · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's already been done better.

  10. Nanoparticles by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Funny
    My bathroom is already coated with nanoparticles; they're called "molecules."

    Nano-nano!

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  11. UV Radiation in my Bathroom? by scotty1024 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How much UV radiation do I get in my bathroom to activate this with?

    Are they expecting me to hang UV Elvis Felt Paintings and install UV lamps?

    I predict the bathrooms needing this the worst will be the ones getting the least UV radiation.

  12. Resistance? by SWroclawski · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new oxide-resistant super-germ overlords.

  13. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by jjeffries · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but do you have one of these?

  14. Re:More testing is needed. . . by Zimok · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think McDonalds toilets would have around the same effect...

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  15. Re:Missing the point by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I suppose more than just the point is being missed here...

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  16. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny
    While planning my house, I was inspired by seeing a truck stop employee using a hose to clean the shop's bathroom.

    Note to self: NEVER accept an invitation to go to this guy's house...

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  17. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by LardBrattish · · Score: 3, Funny
    Note to self: NEVER accept an invitation to go to this guy's house...

    Linus, is that you?

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  18. Terminology? Or different bathing practices? by ben_kelley · · Score: 2, Funny

    TFA has a caption that says "bathroom", but the photo is clearly a toilet rather than a bath tub.

    Self cleaning or not, I'm not sure that's a very sanitary mistake to make!

  19. Re:Darn French... by Chucklz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, all who have been know how great the Autobahn rest stops are. I just want to know why the Toilettenfrau doesnt offer to shake for you! That would be service.

  20. Re:Oxidation? by Firehed · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as it doesn't bleach my ass, I'm okay with it. It's white enough from lack of sunlight as it is, thank you very much.

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  21. OK, let's all sing! by NewKimAll · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are times throughout the day when I must 'hit the can'.
    A strange light inside the restroom, seems to make my skin turn tan.
    Now I'm feeling ill from restroom visit number four.
    If I do not get out of here, I'll faint upon the floor.

    Ooohhhhhh, SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious.
    Just the very sound of it, makes me feel quite atrocious.
    The chemicals inside this stuff, just burns my lungs ferocious.
    SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious.

    There's test results that say that female parts will grow precocious.
    SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious.

    Skin cancer from the lights will make your final days atrocious.
    SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious!!!!
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  22. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because it has that "ox" in it doesn't mean that it's directly related to Oxygen.

    Actually a large ruminant enters the bathroom and tramples the bacteria.

  23. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by Lagerhowen · · Score: 3, Funny

    um... I'm sure I'm not the only person that pees in the shower, am I?

  24. Re:Missing the point by hab136 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Clean or not, anything that squirts out of a PENIS provides a nasty mental visual.

    There are many sites on the internet with girls who disagree with that statement (at least on camera).

  25. Re:Not a Biologist But... by Anpheus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I on the other hand, would prefer my bathroom to be coated in Iron Oxide and Aluminum. That'll teach those bastards to inhabit my dwelling, and it'll teach me the fundamentals of chemistry and fire safety. Win-win!

  26. Re:Missing the point by zaxus · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are many sites on the internet with girls who disagree with that statement (at least on camera).

    I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. *Nudge* *nudge*, *wink* *wink*... :-)

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  27. Re:Oxidation? by rbgaynor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please restrain yourself... your smart, you get the point...

    You're sure about that are you?

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  28. hmm... by xjammiesx · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, now toilets are not needed anymore and I can shit on the floor? On a sidenote, what is my girlfriend going to do now that the bathroom cleans itself?

  29. Re:Oxidation? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hey, remember, your toothbrush has flecks of feces on it

    Mom said: "toothbrush in MOUTH, Billy. Not THERE. BAD BOY!"

    The Slashdot Hygiene Squad is very, very cross with you.

  30. Continued offtopic humor by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>the shortest sentence in the English language is "I am". The longest sentence is "I do".

    >Grammar nazi says the shortest sentence is "Go." Taking all the fun out of marital relations jokes, I know.

    "No."

  31. Re:Oxidation? by Emeye · · Score: 3, Funny

    The painful burning sensation tells you it's working!