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Children Help Their Mothers for Decades
Itninja writes "NPR reported this morning on some interesting findings regarding mothers and their children. From the article: 'Some scientists have proposed that when a woman has a baby, she gets not just a son or a daughter, but a gift of cells that stays behind and protects her for the rest of her life. That's because a baby's cells linger in its mom's body for decades and -- like stem cells -- may help to repair damage when she gets sick. It's such an enticing idea that even the scientists who came up with the idea worry that it may be too beautiful to be true.'"
It's such an enticing idea that even the scientists who came up with the idea worry that it may be too beautiful to be true.
A qualified poet once testified under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty, and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in the case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf.
Yes, there is the "Good Hypothesis": that the cells stay in the mom and try to protect her for the rest of her life.
And yes, there is the "Bad Hypothesis": that the cells gather at inflammation sites and contribute to mom's autoimmune diseases.
But there is also a third hypothesis:
That both of the first two hypothesis were concocted by by a wily editor of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy in order to increase the level of universal uncertainty and paranoia and so boost sales of the Guide?
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
So My mom has a fetus cache? Or did I leave a cookie?
And All I Ask is a Tall Ship And a Star to Steer Her By
The miracles of the vagina never cease to amaze me....9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
Babies are the new brocolli! Eat more babies!
Experience negative health benefits from children.
I know mine drive me crazy.
are 30 years old and still living in the basement.
sigs, as if you care.
nice, your typo contradicted your point :)
If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
"Dance with me, mom! Dance the dance of life!" ...fumble, trip, crash...
...sigh... the things I did for you, giving you birth through excruciating labour for hours... ...sigh... the things I did for you, leaving my fetal cell behind to help you heal...
So is this mean, I can finally talk back to my mom with same tone?
mom:
son:
ps: Mom, I love you. I'm just kidding.
"Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
I think you mean "Cervix Pack"...
yeah i know, made me groan too.