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MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users

Carl Bialik from the WSJ writes "'When News Corp. bought the social-networking Web site MySpace.com last July, the media company got two surprises, one good and one bad,' the Wall Street Journal reports. The good news: Traffic nearly doubled in the last half of last year. The bad news: MySpace is being criticized for exposing children to risqué content and sexual predators. In response, 'News Corp. plans to appoint a "safety czar" to oversee the site, launch an education campaign that may include letters to schools and public-service announcements to encourage children not to reveal their contact information."

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  1. MySpace PSAs? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good to see that another company has found a way to pass off advertising as "public service announcements."

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  2. Shoot. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    I guess it's back to trenchcoats, candy, and schoolyards for me.

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    1. Re:Shoot. by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just last week, I was sitting on a bench, in a hallway (talking on my cellphone) when a class let out.

      Some female teacher happened to be walking by at the same moment and she was holding a small bowl with some candy in it.

      She kinda waved it around and said "free candy, please take it, I don't want to have to eat it."

      Now, she had stopped almost exactly in front of me, but on the other side of the hall. It took all my willpower not to blurt out "My mother told me to never take candy from strangers."

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  3. responsible design by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know what pisses me off? Sites like myspace and stumbleupon that let users hotlink every image on your pr0n site, most often without citing the source. Bandwidth is expensive and this type of crap can push me into the red. It should be illegal.

    1. Re:responsible design by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      I recently changed how my site dishes out most pictures with PHP. Picture thieves (or those with broken referrers) get a nice view of goatse guy.

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    2. Re:responsible design by PFI_Optix · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reminds me of when a popular forum meme got hotlinked off the creator's server a while back. The myspace kiddies posted it and posted it and posted it, and he let it go for a week...then replaced it with a random image grab from a directory full of goatse-esque images.

      Suddenly myspace was flooded with them, mass bannings occurred, and we all had a great laugh.

      Myspace needs to get their own image hosting that automatically parses hotlinks and caches them on the server...it would save their idi...umm...novice users a lot of grief.

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  4. MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 1. Banning any and all use of the color Pink
    Step 2. Deleting all profiles that use the word "like" more than twice
    Step 3. DeLeTiNg AlL PrOfIlEs ThAt LoOk LiKe ThIs
    Step 4. Making MySpace safe from internet predators
    Step 6. Profit!

    And yes, I want it done in that goddamn order.

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    1. Re:MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users by hunterx11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Step 5 really is ???, because I have no idea how they're going to profit after they kick out all of their users with steps 1-4.

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    2. Re:MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny
      Step 2. Deleting all profiles that use the word "like" more than twice

      You mean, profiles like: "I like programming very much, esp. with languages like Lisp and Scheme"?
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    3. Re:MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users by tarth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Especially the site administrators...

      Sorry! An unexpected error has occurred.

      This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

  5. Re:What it is with this Administration and Czars? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's next? Overlords?

    Well, at least they'll be welcomed.

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  6. new url by solidtransient · · Score: 2, Funny

    so... mysafespacewherenobadpeoplewillgetme.com then?

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  7. Good Candidate for Safety Czar by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dick Cheney

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    1. Re:Good Candidate for Safety Czar by mogwai7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Looks like he already is:

      http://www.myspace.com/safetyczar

  8. What will he prevent? by Milio · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if the Drug Czar works to prevent drug use, and the Terrorism Czar works to prevent terrorism, what does the Safety Czar work to prevent?

  9. Re:Parents by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kidnapping, rape, murder...no matter how many times it happens to people who do the exact same things they do,

    and if Lifetime Original Movies are to be believed, those kidnappings, rapes, and/or murders are likely to be carried out by Judd Nelson.

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  10. Re:Parents by Funkcikle · · Score: 2, Funny
    THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE OUT THERE!

    Ironically, running News Corp. But won't someone think of the children and the poetry they MUST publish? Insert trillions of anime-ish emoticons here showing the sadness.

  11. Re:What it is with this Administration and Czars? by vertinox · · Score: 4, Funny

    What it is with this Administration and Czars?

    Well the runners up were:

    Lord Safety
    Prince Safety
    King Safety
    Emperor of Safety
    Der Safety Fuer
    Il Safety Duce
    People's Chairman of Safety
    Premiere Safety
    President Safety for Life

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  12. Michael Brown is your man! by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Not only did he do a heckuva job during Katrina, but I hear he's looking for work.

    -Eric

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  13. Re:What do you mean exposing children to predators by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use my myspace site to try to improve my co-worker's perception of me.

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  14. EMO KIDS by Danzigism · · Score: 2, Funny
    i'm personally just tired of emo kids.. the Myspace trend, just like New Wave and Hair Metal, will die out, and we'll look back and laugh at all the idiots showing off their stupid haircuts, and the guys that wear women's jeans with white studded belts..

    I also think Myspace is like a Lazy Man's Blog.. creeps rather check out how their lady friends are "looking" instead of reading about how they're "doing".. just another source of anonymity for stalkers.. screw SpySpace..

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