MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users
Carl Bialik from the WSJ writes "'When News Corp. bought the social-networking Web site MySpace.com last July, the media company got two surprises, one good and one bad,' the Wall Street Journal reports. The good news: Traffic nearly doubled in the last half of last year. The bad news: MySpace is being criticized for exposing children to risqué content and sexual predators. In response, 'News Corp. plans to appoint a "safety czar" to oversee the site, launch an education campaign that may include letters to schools and public-service announcements to encourage children not to reveal their contact information."
Good to see that another company has found a way to pass off advertising as "public service announcements."
This guy's the limit!
I guess it's back to trenchcoats, candy, and schoolyards for me.
Trolling is a art,
You know what pisses me off? Sites like myspace and stumbleupon that let users hotlink every image on your pr0n site, most often without citing the source. Bandwidth is expensive and this type of crap can push me into the red. It should be illegal.
Step 1. Banning any and all use of the color Pink
Step 2. Deleting all profiles that use the word "like" more than twice
Step 3. DeLeTiNg AlL PrOfIlEs ThAt LoOk LiKe ThIs
Step 4. Making MySpace safe from internet predators
Step 6. Profit!
And yes, I want it done in that goddamn order.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
What's next? Overlords?
Well, at least they'll be welcomed.
This guy's the limit!
so... mysafespacewherenobadpeoplewillgetme.com then?
firestream.net
Dick Cheney
GetOuttaMySpace - The Anti-Social Network
So if the Drug Czar works to prevent drug use, and the Terrorism Czar works to prevent terrorism, what does the Safety Czar work to prevent?
Kidnapping, rape, murder...no matter how many times it happens to people who do the exact same things they do,
and if Lifetime Original Movies are to be believed, those kidnappings, rapes, and/or murders are likely to be carried out by Judd Nelson.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Ironically, running News Corp. But won't someone think of the children and the poetry they MUST publish? Insert trillions of anime-ish emoticons here showing the sadness.
What it is with this Administration and Czars?
Well the runners up were:
Lord Safety
Prince Safety
King Safety
Emperor of Safety
Der Safety Fuer
Il Safety Duce
People's Chairman of Safety
Premiere Safety
President Safety for Life
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
-Eric
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I use my myspace site to try to improve my co-worker's perception of me.
A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
I also think Myspace is like a Lazy Man's Blog.. creeps rather check out how their lady friends are "looking" instead of reading about how they're "doing".. just another source of anonymity for stalkers.. screw SpySpace..
*plays the Apogee theme song music*